The Reynolds Pamphlet

[COMPANY]

The Reynolds Pamphlet!

[JEFFERSON/MADISON/ANGELICA]

Have you read this?

[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]

Alexander Hamilton had a torrid affair, and he wrote it down, right there!

[MADISON]

Highlights!

[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/JAMES/BURR]

"The charge against me is a connection with one, James Reynolds, for purposes of improper speculation. My real crime is an amorous connection with his wife! For a considerable time, with his knowing consent..."

[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]

Damn!

[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON/MADISON]

"I had secret meetings with her. Most of them at my own house..."

[BURR]

At his own house...

[MADISON]

At his own house?!

[DEEP VOICE]

Damn!

[HAMILTON/JEFFERSON]

Mrs Hamilton, with our children being absent on a visit to her father.

[MADISON/BURR]

No!

[COMPANY]

Boo!

[MADISON/BURR]

Have you read this?

[JEFFERSON]

Well, he's never gon' be President now!

[MADISON/BURR]

Never gon' be President now!

[JEFFERSON]

Never gon' be President now!

[MADISON/BURR]

Never gon' be President now!

[JEFFERSON]

Never gon' be President now!

[MADISON/BURR]

Never gon' be President now!

[JEFFERSON]

That's one less thing to worry about!

[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]

That's one less thing to worry about!

[JEFFERSON]

Ahahahahaha!

[ANGELICA]

I came as soon as I heard!

[JEFFERSON]

What?!

[HAMILTON]

Angelica...

[COMPANY]

All the way from London?! Damn!

[HAMILTON]

Angelica, thank God someone who understands what I'm struggling here to do!

[ANGELICA]

I'm not here for you...

[COMPANY]

Ooooooh...

[ANGELICA]

I know my sister like I know my own mind, you will never find anyone as trusting or as kind. I love my sister more than anything in this life. I will choose her happiness over mine every time! Put what we had aside, I'm standing at her side. You could never be satisfied. God, I hope you're satisfied!

[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR/HAMILTON/COMPANY]

Never gon' be President now! Never gon' be President now! Never gon' be President now! Never gon' be President now! Never gon' be President now! Never gon' be President now! That's one less thing to worry about! That's one less thing to worry about!

Never gon' be President now! At least I was honest with your money... Never gon' be President now! Money... Never gon' be President now... At least I was honest with your money... That's one less thing to worry about! That's one less thing to worry about!

[COMPANY]

The Reynolds Pamphlet!

[JEFFERSON/MADISON/BURR]

Have you read this? You ever seen somebody ruin their own life?

[COMPANY]

His poor wife...