"Lord Arron I want to make you happy!"Ayeaka said.
"if you want to make me happy then be my first general!" I said.
"what do you want me to do?!"
praline just informed me that my next bride is boa Hancock so I need a charm that repels the curse of stone.
"I can ask my grandmother about one." She stated proudly
I opened the portal to the world of tenchi muyo.
she left.
"sorry ayeaka I can't risk you" I said.
the truth was I am afraid that boa Hancock will turn her to stone once they meet.
cagalli was going through her ministration period so I couldn't bother her.
I told praline to make sure the portal stayed active for ayeaka and then checked my status I still had my power solar Maria gave me and my super saiyan four transformation and teleport to boa Hancock's throne room.
I marched straight upto her.
what do you want man-umph!?
I pushed my lips into hers and thrust my tongue into her mouth.
I pulled back from her and smiled.
I walked over to the balcony and transformed into super saiyan 4.
I took a deep breath through my nose.
and...
hey all you miserable boa Hancock adorers I just gave your princes a mouthful of my tongue.
The kingdom members wore priceless looks on their face.
and so I was brought to the execution stand where I faced bagura.
the panther gazed at me.
I smiled.
(A/n. for the animal activists in the audience I'm so sorry.) (not!)
I pulled my arms in towards my hips and dashed upto him in a flash step I landed a low rising uppercut a flying smash then charging my energy and drove my fist down on the panthers head and released my energy.
radiant smash I shouted releasing a pseudo radiant flash an ability I learned over my brief two year period of living with my video game harem.
the blast literally plowed the panther into the ground.
"damn!!!"
I turned to boa and said hey toots I just killed the kitty what you gonna do about it sugar lips.
boa was fuming now.
marygold sandersonia attack him.
I smiled and said flash of radiance.
suddenly I turned into a golden ball of light that burst and in the place of my previous form was a golden well toned muscular man. Basicly I lost my monkeyish details and also became a golden haired blue eyed handsome man.
every girl in the arena was suddenly turned on including Hancock.
I gave them a big grin now lady's I'm going to give you hell.
Cocky bastard!marigold shouted changing into her gorgon form sandersonia fallowed suit.
I clenched my fists.
radiant...,
die perverted bastard.
Combination! I shouted
and landed a rush of four cross punches on both of them befor ending with an elbow smash
to marigold's crown and a hook kick to sandersonia's head.
all right now to add file to the fire and then protect their secret.
"hey is that all you got!? sheesh from the legends I heard I thought you two would be tougher."
marigold ignited a lighter and set herself on fire.
while sandersonia's hair became eight snakes.
"alright now we're taking!"
the two charged at me together.
but I leapt at the last minute then used my flash of radiance's aura to get sandersonia to catch flame that cause her to face first into the stands I saw it her brand and I immediately left onto her back.
"don't move I said your brands been exposed." I whispered.
"why do you care?!" Sandersonia asked
"because I don't want my future sister-in-laws to become outcasts" I said.
"what did you just say?"
"listen it's a long story but my grandpa and your grandmother both promised that their children would marry, but in our faith only the man is allowed the hand of a woman so naturally when my mother was born that promise was handed down to me,my grand pa made me pick my bride by a game of chance and I picked the one with Hancock on it so naturally I kissed her when I recognized Her."
"granny is that true?!"Hancock asked.
"yes his grandpa is the legendary warrior captain chivales and he promised me in return for saving him from the maelstrom I would be given his firstborn son as a son in law witch is the greatest thing a man can promise a woman."
"wait what about that thing that men and woman do in the church!"Marigold asked.
"my grandpa was already engaged to marry the daughter of a nobleman of the allabestion kingdom."
"I see but why announce that kiss to the entire island."
"because I was so happy to have kissed my wife to be I wanted the whole world to know." I said with a smile.
hancock blushed and averted her gaze.
verywell so be it.
I rode sandersonia back to the castle.
hancock came down and walked up towards me.
she smiled and leaned forwards and kissed me.
I chuckled as I gave her a grin.
that was really the first time a girls given me a kiss I said.
true I usually kiss my brides.
"hey praline show yourself!"i said.
yes master praline appeared infront of us .
aw she's so adorable the women swooned.
I turned to boa Hancock and changed back to my base form.
the girls were all surprised to see the man who faced their hero's was no more than a eighteen year old.
but then Hancock came over to me and pulled my head into her bosoms.
"you are a very handsome boy" she said
I looked upto her and smiled .
"yeah I get that a lot"
boa lead me to her chambers how do you know about our brand.
because those celestial dragon bastards put it on my onee chan!.
I said gritting my teeth.
I swear I don't give a fucking damn about their status I'll kill the bastards who use their power to enslave a person even god gives men a choice rather than force them to fallow him.
I mean sure he sends them to hell in the end but that doesn't mean we don't get a say in wether we go or not.
and whenever one of them crosses my path I'll kill them if they do this crime in my presence.I said.
and I punched my left hand.
Hancock looked like she was about to cry .
"I've decided I like you what's your name." Hancock said.
"Arron McGee." I said giving her a goofy grin.
"did you eat of the devil fruits how did you become that ape man?"She asked.
nah it's just well I looked side to side.
I lifted up my cheongsams coat tail I have this tail and when ever I see the moon I can transform into a giant ape with little control of my mind but when I was able to gain control I was able to change into the ape man.
Suddenly there was a commotion.
"the navy has summoned you snake princess!"
well I guess you must wait here boa said.
"hey darling,I'm coming with you" I said.
"why?" She asked.
"If I am to be your husband I've got to come and fight alongside my bride."
"Very well then "