Unicorn and angel a fight For the ages.

It was 3.00 am when I woke to find Rei getting dressed.

" Where ya heading? " I asked.

she turned to me an angel has been spotted outside the school.

I got up flexing my arms out I locked my fingers Together And popped my knuckles.

then I turned to her.

"nerv."she answered.

I sat up.

"can I trust you rei chan."

she nodded touching her stomach as if remembering the warmth of my manhood and the seed that I produced.

"I don't think you should trust doctor ikari."I said.

""why?" she asked.

"Because he only uses people like a child who uses a toy when they get tired of playing they throw it aside." I said.

"Once in all your time around shinji has he ever once even visited him." I also said.

She thought about it.

"Anyway I've got to go." She said.

I decided to go to the place I stored the unicorn gundam.

After I had left nerv labs the first time I found an abandoned warehouse and refurbished it into my own home slash hanger for my unit.

I had Been stocking up on e-pack's since the unicorn gundam's beam magnum consumed an entire beam rifles worth of shots witch for r those not up to date a beam rifle shoots six shots.

but on the bright side one shot could completely decimate an angel.

when I climbed aboard RX-0 unicorn gundam I launched and went into the sky I located the Angel and found that rei's Eva unit 00 was fighting it alone.

That fucking shithole. I thought.

the Unicorn went new type destroyer mode.

I swooped down till I was right underneath the angels body and fired off my beam magnum.

the beam was like a solar flare that erupted from the ground.

That is the end of that unit.

I turned to the nerv laboratory I flew over to it and raised my rifle.

"Give me one reason ,one God's grace-given reason why I shouldn't blow this mother to kingdom come." I roared.

"finish him shinji" doctor ikari said.

"No!"Shinji said boldly.

"Shinji I am ordering you to finish him" he said.

"And I'm Telling You No!" Shinji roared.

"Shinji I am your father!." He said.

"You Lost That Right The Minute You Rebuked Him For Your Work." I shouted with a voice that rang through the heavens.

And suddenly they realized the Unicorn had disappeared from sight And in It's place Was Arron glowing with a golden aura.

"What The Hell." Doctor Ikari Swore.

I dashed past Shinji into the new labs and straight into he face Of Doctor Ikari.

O_O.

he didn't even get to finish his words as I got him in a Kung fu throat lock.

And then I Released the essence of everything in this world That Forced him to experience the pain his wife felt when He strangled her.

When he sent Shinji to fight an angel for the first time.

And every time he caused rei to feel depression to the point she would try to commit suicidal actions.

It put him into a fit of madness and he jumped from the building and fell to his death.

I turned to rei and in a soothing voice i said.

Rei chan Come with me rei chan to a place where you can be free to be yourself Where angels don't Attack innocent people and where a real man will love you for who you are selflessly and wholeheartedly.

Rei climbed out of her Eva unit and came over to me she took my hand and a portal opened and we entered the room of the Archangel.

{ A/N oh I didn't notice the irony haha Rei's part angel killing other angels goes to the Archangel LOL .}

when we got back ayeka came in and found me with rei.

Oh Lord Arron, is she one of our new sister-wives.

Yes I said.

I then turned to rei.

let me give you a congratulatory gift.

And I Chose for her a new Robot.

The RX-0 unicorn gundam 2 banshee.

we came over to the hanger where mwu and Kira were drinking coffee and found cagalli and boa where both traversed in the explanation of their world.

"So You can transform anybody who so much as looks at you wrong to stone." Cagalli said.

"Yes And in your world ships can fly and go into the stars." Boa said

"Exactly "Cagalli said.

They noticed rei and Cagalli said.

" I never knew you were a lolicon."

Rei Squared up-to her.

"Don't insult my Arron like that." Rei said.

"Your Arron " I "Did "It" With Him First." Cagalli said.

Boa stood between the two.

Both of You Stop Arron has Devoted himself to me!

Ayeka stepped in-to the fray.

I slept with lord Arron as well.

"Come to think of it Arron belongs to all of us." Ayeka said.

Mwu took a sip of his coffee.

Cagalli then spoke up.

That settles it then Arron How about an orgy.

the commander had a spitting scene of shonen proportions.

"Arron~!" They all said In unison.

I looked up to heaven

"you who made me I Just Hope This isn't judgement for killing those behemoths dubbed angels."