Information and Warnings

I know I seem a bit naggy, but I just want to remind everyone that there's R-18 language, sexual stuff, and religious stuff in here potentially offensive pertaining to Christianity/Judaism.

Please don't be offended. If I, the idiot author say something like "God is stupid", don't take it to heart. Take everything with a grain of salt. By writing this novel I am not trying to offend nor insult anyone or anything.

For those who aren't bored yet, enjoy.