Chapter 3: Lightbulb

I spent all night looking on google how to get a girl, when i should be the one teaching google how it's done, anyway i didn't find anything useful, it was all some cliche pick up lines or how to befriend her first, but she is not like all the other girls and that it why i need to get her. But how?

The next day.

I was searching for her at school when I saw her sitting with some dude. I thought she didn't want guy friends, but on closer look he was gay, how lucky he is to be one of her closest friend, but he didn't care he may be wanting to get close to me, eww forget it.

The random guy from before named jacob came to me, saw me looking at her

"You didn't get her, and now you want her, am I right?" I didn't answer, I just kept looking at her trying to figure her out he continued to talk

"You know what, i have some gay friends, they can get you two to meet each other, they are really close friends to her"

And that's when a big bright LED shining lightbulb appeared above my head. I had the smartest idea a man could ever think of.

"Dude, thank you, you gave me a genius idea!"

"Umm, you're welcome... i guess"

So when i got back home I googled the one thing i couldn't teach google "how to be gay".

The only way i could get to her is by being close to her, by being her friend, her gay friend.

I found a bunch of articles and videos, how to dress up, how to act, how to walk,...ect

If someone see this, I am dead.

I never thought one day i'll be googling this, i need to delete my web browser.