Fooling Mom/Sis/Aunt/Cousin & Gran

bySusanJillParker©

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The premise of the story is a mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and grandmother give William conversion and reparation therapy to hopefully, and convolutedly, convert him from being homosexual to being heterosexual by giving him incestuous sex.

'Ha! Ha! April fools'! Ha! Ha! The jokes on you. I'm not gay. I'm straight,' thought William while imagining telling his mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and grandmother that he pretended to be gay and go along with their ruse of them giving him conversion and reparation therapy just to have sex with them.

With the joke on them, thinking that they'd stop him from turning gay by giving him incestuous sex, even though he wasn't gay to begin with, he couldn't wait to tell them that he wasn't gay. He couldn't wait to say, "Ha! Ha! April Fools'! I'm not gay." He couldn't wait to see their reactions and the looks on their faces after having incestuous sex with his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother.

Obviously, William's family thought that he was gay. His mother, Mary, thought he was gay. His sister, Christine, thought he was gay. His aunt, Rose, thought he was gay. His cousin, Nancy, thought he was gay. His grandmother, Edna, thought he was gay. They all thought he preferred having sex with men than having sex with women. Once finding out that he wasn't gay, he wondered what they'd say. He wondered what they'd do.

Only, they were all wrong. William loved women, especially women with big tits and especially women who were related to him by blood. He wasn't gay. He was straight. If he was anything, he was sexually attracted to them all. If he was anything, he was an incestuous pervert.

Expecting to change William's sexual orientation, they read books on sexual conversion with the hope of giving him successful reparation therapy to change him and to save him from himself. Since men are born homosexual, even though they all knew that they could never change a man from being gay to being straight, they had a plan to allow them to have incestuous sex with him. Even though they all knew that they could never change a man from being gay to being straight, while enjoying the pretense of saving him, they hoped to have incestuous, sexual fun with him while trying.

As the premise of his April Fools' Day joke, going with the flow while enjoying them all giving him incestuous sex, William embraced the ruse that he was gay. He pretended to be homosexual in order to have incestuous, heterosexual sex with his MILF of a mother, his sexy sister, his MILF of an aunt, his slutty, female cousin, and his endearing, albeit still sexy grandmother. Seriously, who could blame him for sexually taking advantage of his female relatives who were all intent on taking sexual advantage of him? This is the story of William playing an April Fools' Day joke on his family of horny and sexually frustrated women.

Author's Warning:

First of all, for those who haven't read any of my more than 2,500 stories that I posted under 14 different names including my own name, Susan Jill Parker, I don't write pornography. I write erotica. So as not to be disappointed, even though there is plenty of incestuous, sexual content in this story, if you're looking for pure porn, this story is not for you. Instead of just sex, this story has a plot, character development, dialogue, tension, description, imagery, realism, and suspense. Instead of having two nameless and undeveloped characters having sex and nothing but sex, I write real stories that have substance and believability.

Furthermore, as told to me personally and in confidence by William, an April Fools' joke that he played on his female relatives more than twenty-years ago, this is a true story. It's only now that so much time has passed that I can tell his story. This story contains actual, graphic, incestuous sex between a mother and her son, a sister and her brother, an aunt and her nephew, a female cousin with her male cousin, and a grandmother with her grandson. As shocking for some as it's sexually exciting for others, for those who are turned off reading about incest, this story is not for you.

If you don't enjoy reading stories about graphic incestuous sex, please don't read this story. Please read another story. For those who don't believe that incest between two, consenting adults is best, please don't read this story. Please read another story. Yet, for those who enjoy reading a true, incestuous story, this story is for you. This story has hot sex between a mother and her son, a sister and her brother, an aunt and her nephew, a female cousin and her male cousin, and a grandmother and her grandson. After you read this April Fools' Day contest story, please vote.

However, as my personal warning and out of serious concern for your health and personal safety, for those who have a bad heart, asthma, who are already on oxygen, and/or who cannot get too sexually excited, please don't read this story. Please read one of my non-sexual essays instead. The last thing that I want on my conscience is the death of you from reading one of my erotic story. Since every fan is important to me, I'd be devastated by the voting loss of you. Besides, seriously, after my last incestuous story, On the Run & in Hiding with Stepmom, was responsible for 12 sudden deaths, how many funerals can I attend?

Concerned for your sexual satisfaction, for those who love to masturbate while reading my stories, trust me, you're going to love this story. Get your lube and tissue ready now. I take you masturbating and cumming from reading my story as a great compliment. As matter of fact, print out my photo and, while pretending that you're giving me a cum bath, cum all over my face and breasts. Trust me, reading erotica doesn't get any better than that. Enjoy but don't forget to vote with your other hand, your clean hand.

For those who love reading stories about sex between a son and his mother, a brother and his sister, a nephew and his aunt, a male cousin and his female cousin, and grandson and his grandmother, then you're going love this story. Suffice to write, as if I was writing a personal story just for you, I dare wrote this story with you in mind. A simple request being that it took me so very long to write this more than 42,000-word story, all I ask in return is your vote.

Now without further ado, my story, Fooling Mom, Sis, Aunt, Cousin, and Gran.

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Fooling Mom, Sis, Aunt, Cousin, and Gran

No matter what shockingly distasteful and/or disgraceful of a joke you play on someone, as long as you can laugh and say, "April Fools'," immediately after, there's no foul. You're safe and are literally and summarily forgiven no matter what you do. The premise of this story is just that. This is an April Fools' Day story that really happened to William more than twenty-years ago. He hired me to write his story for you to read.

"William, say hi to your new fans."

"Hello."

Now, go ahead. Get comfortable. Slip off your shoes, take off your pants, and put your feet up. Pour yourself a cup of coffee or a drink as this is a very long, but true story. Are you ready?

Trust me. This is a good story. Have I ever lied to you? Okay. Here we go.

Actually, now that I think about it, this story is best read while you're in the company of your mother, your sister, your aunt, your cousin, and/or your grandmother. If you know what I mean (wink, wink). I'm sure they'll enjoy hearing you read this story to them as much as you'll enjoy reading this story. Trust me, reading a professionally written, incestuous story is the best way for you to sexually seduce your mother, your sister, your aunt, your cousin, and/or your grandmother.

Moreover, who knows, perhaps, after reading this story to them, they'll be as sexually aroused as you. Perhaps, while reading this story, they may find the sexual need to masturbate you and/or blow you. Perhaps, after reading this story, you'll want me to write the story of what sexually and incestuous happened after you finished reading this story to them.

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As long as you say, "April Fools' Day," immediately after, this is your day, the one and only day of the year, to do whatever you've always, sexually imagined doing. Take a moment to think about that and what you'd sexually do on April Fools' Day. This is the one day of the year to grope and/or French kiss your mother, your sister, you aunt, your female cousin, and/or your grandmother. This is the one day of the year to barge in your mother's, sister's, aunt's, cousin's, and/or grandmother's bedrooms while they're dressing or undressing and yell, "April Fools!" This is the one day of the year to barge in the bathroom while they're bathing.

Now hold that thought. Let's not rush by this imagery of making out with your female relatives and/or seeing them in their panties and bra, topless, or naked. Imagine French kissing your mother, your sister, your aunt, your cousin, and/or your grandmother while feeling them and groping them through their clothes. How hot would that be to touch, feel, and kiss them in such an incestuously, sexual way? Now, imagine barging in your mother's, sister's, aunt's, cousin's, and/or grandmother's bedrooms while they were dressing or undressing. Imagine barging in their bathrooms while they're bathing or showering. If that's not fodder enough to masturbate over, then I don't know what is.

With your hand around your prick while stroking yourself to an erection, imagine doing just that, kissing your female relatives while groping them through their clothes. Imagine seeing your mother, your sister, your aunt, your cousin, and/or your grandmother in their panties and bra. Imagine seeing your mother, your sister, your aunt, your cousin, and/or your grandmother topless and/or naked.

Wow! Think about that. Just think about that. How hot is that? What would they do if you barged in on them while they were dressing or undressing? What would they do if you barged in on them while they were bathing? Would they scream? Would they cover their nakedness with their hands and forearms or would they stand there with their arms by their sides while allowing you to see everything?

"Hey, this is your sexual fantasy. You can have them do whatever you imagine while you're masturbating yourself as you read my story. You can even have your mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and/or grandmother have sex with you as they did with William in this story. You can have all of them or any of them masturbate you, blow you, and/or fuck you while you're reading this story."

Wow! Now, be honest. Tell me. Do you have the nerve to burst in their bedrooms without knocking? Could you? Would you? Do you dare? I dare you to barge in on your mother, your sister, your aunt, your cousin, and/or your grandmother while they're dressing or undressing. After all, it's April Fools' Day, the one day of the year that you can literally get away with sexually anything. Instead of yelling at you, they'll think it's funny and will just laugh.

"Ha! Ha! You got us. You saw our naked tits. You saw our naked asses. You saw our naked pussies. You saw all of us naked. Ha! Ha! April Fools'. Only, as our April Fools' Day joke to you, I wouldn't drink or eat anything that we prepare for you for the next several days," said your mother, your sister, your aunt, your female cousin, and your grandmother.

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Not rocket science to catch someone naked, all you have to do is to stand by their bedroom door, listen, and wait for the most opportune moment to turn the doorknob and burst through the door. When it sounds like they've removed most if not all of their clothes, rush inside as if you have something very important to tell them. While they're standing there in the panties and bra, topless, or naked, rush in as if you have something to say that can't wait until after their fully dressed. If it will make them feel more comfortable with you standing there ogling them, cover your eyes with your splayed, fingered hand.

"Don't worry. I have my eyes covered with my splayed, fingered hand. I can't see anything, not much, just a little, actually I can see everything. My God, you have such big tits."

Do it! Don't be afraid. Just do it. They're expecting you to do it. This isn't just any story. This is an April Fools' Day contest story.

Trust me, as much as you want to see them in their underwear, topless, and/or naked, they want you to see them in their underwear, topless, and/or naked. Besides, your excuse and free pass, it's April Fools' Day. So, I dare you, no, I double dare you to barge in on your mother's, sister's, aunt's, cousin's, and/or grandmother's bedrooms while they're dressing or undressing and say, April Fools'! I dare you, no, I double dare you to barge in on your mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and/or grandmother while they're showering or bathing.

"Do it! Just do it!"

Trust me. You won't get in trouble. You'll just have some sexy fun, lots of laughs, and plenty of fodder to masturbate over later. As long as you say, "April Fools' Day," immediately after barging in everyone's bedrooms to catch them without their clothes, while staring at their semi-naked or naked bodies, this is your special day, April Fools' Day. As long as you say, "April Fools'," immediately after barging in on them while they're showering or taking a bath to catch them naked, they won't get mad. They'll laugh.

This is the one and only day of the year to barge in on your MILF of a mother, your sexy sister, your MILF of an aunt, your slutty cousin, and/or your endearing, albeit still sexy grandmother while they're dressing, undressing, showering, or bathing. C'mon, you've been waiting for this day all year. Trust me, they want you to see them in their underwear, topless, or naked as much as you want to see them in their underwear, topless, or naked.

Go ahead. Don't be afraid. Open that bedroom door to see your mother removing her nightgown and naked. Open that bathroom door to see your sister in the bathtub. Open that shower door to see your naked aunt showering. Open that bedroom door to watch your cousin masturbating herself. Pull back that shower curtain to see your elderly grandmother without her clothes.

"Do it. Just do it. April Fools! They not only want you to do it but they're expecting you to do it. They want you to see them without their clothes as much as you want to see them without their clothes."

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A day set aside for practical jokers, seemingly, any and all sexually inappropriate jokes are funny as long as it's April Fools' Day and as long as you say the magic words, "April Fools!" Right? Am I right? With that in mind, let's take your April Fools' Day jokes to another level and to an extreme, shall we? Are you with me? Let's go.

Keep in mind that these April Fools' Day jokes can be played on anyone other than your mother, your sister, your aunt, your cousin, and/or your grandmother. Feel free to play these April Fools' Day jokes on your wife's best friend, your sister's best friend, your Mom's best friend, your mother-in-law, your sister-in-law, your friends' wives and girlfriends, and/or your female co-workers. Granted being that the best friends of your relatives and friends, your female in-laws, and/or your coworkers are not blood related but barging in on them while they're dressing or undressing is still sexy fun. What works for blood related, female relatives works for other non-related females, too.

"Ha! Ha! April Fools' Day! I caught you in your bra and panties. I caught you topless. I caught you naked."

Wow! How do you like me now that I've helped you to have some real, sexy fun on April Fools' Day! How do you like me now that I double dared you to barge in on your mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and/or grandmother while they're dressing, undressing, or bathing?

Now, bear with me, if you will. Imagine sexually doing something that you've always wanted to do. Imagine sexually doing something that you've masturbated over while fantasizing yourself doing. Imagine touching, feeling, groping, squeezing, fondling, and spanking your MILF of a mother's shapely ass through her skirt and panties while she's standing at the sink doing dishes. Imagine reaching around your mom to feel her breasts through her blouse and her bra.

"Be still my heart. Do I dare touch my mother's ass in such a sexually, inappropriate way? As long as I say, April Fools', Susan Jill Parker said this is okay for me to do. Since she's never lied to me, I trust her to tell me the truth."

With her hands full of wet, dirty dishes, even though she can't turn around to slap you, trust me, it's okay to grope your mother's ass. Seriously, your Mom has a nice, big, round, and firm ass. Today is April Fools' Day. You have a free pass to do whatever you sexually want to do with anyone, even with your mother, as long as you say, "April Fools'!"

Go ahead. Grope your mother's ass. I dare you. I double dare you to feel her ass through her skirt and panties. No balls. Chicken. Seriously, as long as you say, "April Fools', you won't get in any trouble. As long as you say, "April Fools," you can get away with murder. Nice, huh? Your mother has a wicked nice, shapely, and sexy ass. You've always wanted to touch, feel, grope, and fondle her ass. Well, today is your day to do just that.

Wait. We're not quite done with just groping her ass through her clothes. Why stop there? Now imagine lifting the back of her skirt to expose her shapely, white, bikini, panty clad ass while touching, feeling, groping, squeezing, fondling, and spanking her ass through her panties. Wow! There it is, your mother's shapely, panty clad ass. There's it is, you're finally seeing your mother's panty clad ass. I bet you can't wait to masturbate over this later.

Actually, why wait? Do it now. Trust me. You won't get in trouble. Unzip your pants, pull out your prick, and masturbate yourself now in front of your mother. I double dare you to cum all over your mother's white panties. Trust me, as any normal and sexually enlightened woman would, she'll take you cumming on her panty clad ass as a compliment.

"Go ahead. Do it. Just do it. I dare you to masturbate in front of your mother. I dare you to cum all over your mother's exposed, white panties. I double dare you. Trust me, as long as you say, "April Fools," you won't get in trouble. As long as you say, "April Fools' Day," you can do any sexually, incestuous thing you'd like to do with not only your mother but also with your sister, aunt, cousin, and grandmother."

Wait. We're still not done. Now, with her hands full of wet, dirty dishes and her skirt raised to her back, imagine pulling down your Mom's panties and taking a selfie of your face against her naked ass. Wow! Oh, my God! Do you dare? If it wasn't enough exposing your mom's panties while groping her, let's expose her naked ass too. Seriously, wouldn't you love to see your Mom's naked ass? Wouldn't you love to have a photo of your Mom's naked ass to masturbate over later when alone in your room or in the shower?

Trust me. Since it's April Fools' Day, and as a horny son who's sexually attracted to his mother, this is your God given right and a rite of passage to sexually molest your mother. If you're nice to your mother today, maybe she'll even allow you to post that photo of her naked ass on the Internet. Just as all of your friends would love to see your mother's naked ass, wouldn't you love to show all of your friends your mother's naked ass posted on the Internet?

"Wow! Seriously, April Fools' Day doesn't get any better than that, does it? Are you having fun yet?"

Now, of course, your mother may give you a surprised, albeit feigned embarrassed reaction to you groping her ass, lifting the back of her dress, and pulling down her panties. Don't worry about it. She's trying to preserve her reputation as your morally, modest mother. Yet, don't worry about her reaction. With today April Fools' Day, you're protected from harm. Yet, I'm sure your mother will have a few, choice words to say about you sexually molesting her.

"Oh, my God! How dare you feel my ass through my skirt and panties? How dare you lift my skirt to expose my panties? How dare you pull my panties down to expose my naked ass? How dare you take a selfie of you with my naked ass. I'm your mother and you're my son. What's wrong with you? What you did is wrong, nasty, and incestuous."

Now, still not done sexually molesting your mother, imagine pulling your cock out of your pants and not only exposing your erect prick to your mother but also pulling her hand by her wrist and wrapping her fingers around your hard, hairy cock. Trust me. After your father left her for a much younger woman, with her feeling rejected, unattractive, and sexually undesirable, your mother will not only appreciate the sexual attention but also will enjoy the incestuous kindness as much if not more than you.

"Stroke me, Mom. Being that today is April Fools' Day, give me a hand job."

Now, if she strokes you and masturbates you without resistance and without complaint, put a gentle hand to her shoulder. Give her a subtle hint to move to her knees in front of you. If she moves to her knees, as much as you want your mother to blow you, she wants to suck you. Take your erect prick and slowly slide it across your mother's lips until she takes your penis in her mouth while you feel her tits and finger her nipples through her blouse and bra.

"Wow! And you thought April Fools' Day was just going to be another boring day."

Yet, not every man will receive a hand job and/or a blowjob from their mother. As if your prick was on fire and she had just burnt her hand, no doubt, instead of stroking your cock and/or sucking your cock, some mothers may pull their hands away. Yet, don't take that as an answer. Be a little forceful with her. Pull her hair, slap her across her face, and strip her naked. Trust me, if you've gotten this far with her, she sexually wants you as much as you sexually want her. Besides, she knows the rules of April Fools'. She's well aware what day today is.

"Stop that this instant. How dare you expose yourself to me? How dare you put my hand on your penis? How dare you pull my hair, slap me across my face, and strip off my clothes? What's wrong with you?"

Now, all you have to do is to give her a big smile and say the magic words.

"Ha! Ha! I got you. April Fools' Day, Mom! Now, get on your knees and blow me while stroking me. Suck my cock, Mom. I need to cum in your mouth while you stare up at me."

If she won't blow you, being that not all women suck cock, especially their son's prick, maybe she'd fuck you. While the back of her skirt is still lifted over her ass and her panties are around her ankles, bend her forward and insert yourself in your mother's warm, wet pussy. Lift her blouse and bra. Touch, feel, and fondle her naked tits while fingering her nipples as you hump her. Hump her harder. Hump her faster. Fuck your mother. Fuck her. After ejaculating your cum in your mother's pussy, in her mouth, and/or all over her face, hair, and naked breasts, don't forget to say the magic words.

"April Fools', Mom."

Hopefully, she'll take this as the joke that it was intended to be. Hopefully, she won't press rape charges against you. If she does have you arrested and charged with rape, hopefully, she'll visit you in prison and will speak kindly on your behalf during your parole board hearing. Hopefully, she'll forgive you for fucking her and/or for forcing her to blow you.

"I'm sorry, Mom," you say apologizing to your mother once finally released from prison.

She smiles and give you a hug while you reach around her and down to grope her ass through her skirt and panties.

"It's okay, son. I understand. It wasn't your fault. It was April Fools' Day, after all."

When she doesn't move your hand away from groping her ass through her skirt, reach up and grope her breasts through her blouse and bra.

"So, Mom, being that you understand that it wasn't my fault and since you've forgiven me, may I have sex with you again on next April Fools' Day?"

You stare down at her with sexual excitement and lustful anticipation while she stares up at you with motherly love.

"Sure, why not? Being that you've already fucked me and I blew you, let's make every day April Fools' Day."

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Now that you've imagined sexually assaulting your MILF of a mother, imagine sexually assaulting your sexy sister. I know. You've always been sexually attracted to your busty and sexy sister, haven't you? You've always wanted to have incestuous sex with your sister, haven't you? You've always wanted to put your stiff prick in your sister's hand, and bury your hard cock in her mouth, and/or in her pussy, haven't you?

Well, today is your lucky day. Today is the day to sexually molest your sister. Since today is April Fools' Day, today is your day. In the way you had sex you're your mother, you can have sex with your sister without recourse, too. After all, today is April Fools' Day. As long as you say the magic words immediately after having sex with your sister, you're good to go.

"April Fools', sis."

Just imagine the scene, with her arms raised over her head with a hairdryer in one hand and a hairbrush in her other hand, imagine barging in on your sister when she's in the bathroom fixing her hair. Imagine pulling down your sister's top to expose her big, naked, shapely, and natural breasts while she's fussing with her hair. Can you see your sister's tits? They're so big. They're so shapely. I bet you can't wait to touch them, feel them, fondle them, and suck them. Yet, why wait? As long as you say the magic words, "April Fools'", you're good to go.

"April Fools' Sis!"

Wow!

Now, while holding your sister's arms behind her back with one hand as if she's your hostage or your prisoner, imagine groping your sister's naked breasts and fingering her nipples. As you did with your mother's naked ass, do with your sister's naked tits. Imagine taking a selfie in the mirror of you standing with your topless sister while sucking her tits, first one and then the other. Incestuous sex doesn't get any better than this.

"Oh, my God! Let me go! How dare you grope my naked breasts! Pervert! Mom!"

Protecting her modesty and morality, no doubt, your sister enjoyed the sexual attention you paid her as much as you did. Besides, you have the perfect excuse. Duh? Today is April Fools' Day.

'Wow! Seriously, April Fools' Day doesn't get any better than that, does it?'

Now in the way that you did with your mother, do the same thing with your sister. Pull out your cock and stick it in your sister's hand. Trust me, with her a cock sucking whore, she'll love it. Trust me, if she takes your cock in her hand, she'll take your cock in her mouth.

In the way you did with your mother, put a heavy hand to your sister's shoulder and push her down to her knees. Now, grab a handful of her hair and pull for her to open her mouth with a scream. In order to shut her the fuck up, stick your hard, hairy prick in her mouth and hump her mouth while fucking her face. Don't forget to say the magic words after cumming in your sister's mouth.

"Ha! Ha! I got you. April Fools', Sis!"

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Why stop with just sexually assaulting your mother and your sister? Even though this is a true story, yet, since we're only imagining doing this, let's imagine sexually assaulting your MILF of an aunt, your slutty, female cousin, and your endearing, albeit still sexy grandmother, shall we? Why not? With you having nothing to lose and with you not even getting in trouble, since today is April Fools' Day, you have the perfect excuse for all of your inappropriate, sexual acts.

"April Fools'! Ha! Ha! It's April Fools' Day."

Look at your MILF of an aunt. Just look at her walking around you in that sheer, sexy, low-cut nightgown without having modesty enough to wear a robe. You can clearly see everything, her ass crack, the shape and size of her big breasts, the impressions of her nipples and areolas, and the shadow of her brown, trimmed pussy.

"She's such a whore, isn't she?"

She's not only asking for it but she's begging for it. Seriously, Dude, give her what she wants. She wants you to touch her, feel her, and grope her. She wants you to fuck her. Obviously, she wants to blow you too. In the way that your MILF of a mother and sexy sister sucked your cock, your MILF of an aunt wants to suck your cock too. Your lucky day, with today April Fools' Day, your aunt will get her sexual wish.

Now, imagine sneaking up behind your aunt and lifting her nightgown up, all the way up, and over her head to expose her naked body. If that's not enough, with her arms raised up with her nightgown, imagine tying your aunt's nightgown in a big knot over her head. Look at her, something you've always wanted to see, your MILF of an aunt is naked. Now, with her standing there naked, jumping around, and trying to get away from your horny hands, imagine touching, feeling, and groping your aunt's naked body everywhere a nephew should never touch, feel, and grope his aunt.

Now, in the way that you did with your mother and sister, pull out your prick. Only, this time force your aunt to her knees and cut a hole where her mouth is but be careful not to cut her face. Now stick your dick in her open, screaming mouth to shut her the fuck up. Put a heavy hand to the back of her head and move her head back and forth for her to blow you. Trust me, after you ejaculate a mouthful of cum in her mouth and she swallows your cum, once you're released from jail for rape years later, you'll both laugh about this later.

Now that your aunt is already naked, bend her forward and fuck her like the dirty dog that she is. Hump your aunt. Fuck her. This is your mother's sister, your cousin's mother, and your grandmother's daughter. Give her all the incestuous lust that you've always wanted to give her. In the way that you ejaculated your cum in your mother's and sister's mouth, ejaculate your cum in your aunt's mouth, too. In the way you ejaculated your cum in your mother's cunt, ejaculate your cum in your aunt's cunt, too. Make her your bitch.

In the way that your aunt obviously enjoyed being stripped naked, groped, and sexually assaulted as much as you enjoyed stripping her naked, groping her, and sexually assaulting her, trust me, once you're released from prison, she'll thank you later. Before being arrested and charged with rape, you may have to sleep with your eyes open for a few nights but the inconvenience was worth it. Trust me. You have no worries as today is April Fools' Day.

Only, with her preserving her sexual reputation, she doesn't want you to think that she's the incestuous whore that you know she is. Yet, with her walking around you in that sexy nightgown while sexually teasing you and flashing you, she wanted to be fucked. She was literally begging you to take her and make her your bitch. Besides, with this all innocent fun, it is April Fools' Day after all.

Wow! April Fools' Day doesn't get any better than that, does it?

"Ha! Ha! The jokes on you. April Fools' Day, Auntie! April Fools'!"

Wow! After giving you so very many sexual suggestions of what to do on April Fools' Day, as my public service gift to you, aren't you glad you're reading this story? Reading this story while thinking of your Mom, sister, aunt, cousin, and grandmother is almost better than masturbating in your room while staring at the poster of Melania and Ivanka Trump naked while having lesbian sex. All that I ask in return is that you vote for this April Fools' Day contest story. As if your vote is my applause, please vote.

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Now, still not quite done just yet, there's still your slutty cousin and your still sexy grandmother. Now, imagine sneaking up behind your slutty cousin and pulling off her towel to expose her naked body as she emerged from the bathroom after taking a shower. With her naked, screaming, and struggling to get away, while holding her, imagine touching, feeling, groping, and fondling your naked cousin everywhere a male cousin should never touch, feel, grope, and fondle his naked, female cousin. Now, imagine taking a selfie of you standing beside your screaming, swearing, and struggling, naked cousin while holding her in place.

'Wow! Seriously, April Fools' Day doesn't get any better than that.'

"Smile! Say cheese! This one is for posting on the Internet. April Fools' Day, Cuz!"

Now, in the way that you sexually assaulted your mother, sister, and aunt, lean your cousin forward and fuck her like the dirty, whore that she is. Go ahead. Don't be shy. Fuck your cousin like the bitch of a dog that she is. Again, after you're released from prison for rape, and your illegitimate and incestuous baby has grown to an adult, she'll not only forgive you but also will thank you later...maybe.

Now, seriously, why stop there after sexually assaulting your mother, your sister, your aunt, and your cousin? Why not sexually assault your sexy grandmother too? With her not having had sex in years, since your grandfather died of a heart attack while getting a blowjob in the VIP lounge of a strip club, I'm sure she'd love some sexual attention from you. Even though she acts like she wouldn't, I'm sure she'd love to feel your hard and hairy, naked cock while you feel her big and saggy, naked breasts.

"Wow! I know, the smell of Ben-Gay is overwhelming, yet, trust me, it's worth it. Once you get past the smell and get used to the pungent odor of your arthritic grandmother you'll be okay. Shh. Be quiet when sneaking in her bedroom. You don't want to unduly frighten her. She may think that one of her dead relatives is coming to take her away."

Quietly and carefully, imagine climbing in bed naked beside your sleeping grandmother. While she's turned the other way, imagine slowly, carefully, and stealthily lifting the back of her nightgown to expose her naked, wrinkled ass and to rub your erect naked prick against your grandmother's shapely, naked ass while spooning her. Now, imagine reaching around her to stick your horny hand down her nightgown top to feel, fondle, and grope her big, naked breasts while fingering her hard nipples to erection.

'Wow! April Fools' Day doesn't get any better than that, does it? Aren't you glad you're reading this story?'

Then, playing the innocent virgin, as expected and in the way that your mother, sister, aunt, and cousin did, your grandmother voices her sexual outrage. She's got to be kidding. With you in bed with her naked, she wants this as much as you do. If anything, you're doing your grandmother a favor by giving her incestuous sex.

"Hey! What the Hell are you doing? Oh, my God, William! How dare you grope me! What's wrong with you? What's gotten into you? I'm your grandmother and you're my grandson."

Now that you're already in bed with your sexy and shapely grandmother, why not give her what she wants? Even though she'd never say it, she wants you to fuck her. She wants you to take her from behind as you did with your whore of a cousin. Go ahead. Squeeze her ass with one hand while squeezing her big tits with your other hand.

"Don't worry Grandma. I'm here to give you what you want. I'm here to fuck you in the way that you deserve to be fucked. I'm here to give you a sexual orgasm with my cock."

Now slowly and gently ease your cock in your grandmother's cunt from behind. She hasn't had sexual intercourse in so long that she feels like a virgin. See? Look at that. She's already wet, the old whore. Go ahead. Fuck her. Fuck your grandmother. Don't worry. As long as you say the magic words, immediately after, you're safe from her reproach. With today April Fools' Day, you have a valid excuse. Trust me, with today April Fools' Day they're all expecting to be sexually assaulted by you.

"April Fools' Day, Grandma!"

Yet, even though this story is nothing like the above, let's hold that thought while extrapolating on a different, elaborate, albeit still incestuous April Fools' Day joke, shall we? Don't forget, worth the reminder, as long as you laugh and say, "April Fools' Day," you're good to go. In the way that, you know who, grabs pussies every day, any man can have sex with any women on April Fools' Day. It's in the constitution, the second amendment, I think, under we have the right to bear arms, we have the right to use our erections on April Fools' Day.

"Hey, you can't argue with our founding fathers now, don't be afraid to have incestuous sex with your female relatives. It's April Fools' Day."

You may have sex with your MILF of a mother, your sexy sister, your MILF of an aunt, your slutty, female cousin, and/or your endearing, albeit still sexy grandmother. April Fools' Day is the one day of the year that incestuous sex between two consenting adults is not only acceptable but also expected. Moreover, as long as you say the magic words, "April Fools', you may sexually assault any female, not just blood relatives. Today, you're allowed to sexually assault female friends of the family, in-laws, co-workers, and even members of your congregation.

"Ha! Ha! April Fools'!"

* * * * *

Now, let's start the real story April Fools' story, Fooling Mom, Sis, Aunt, Cousin, and Gran, shall we?

By sticking to their preconceived notions, this story is about William, a handsome 20-year-old man who used April Fools' Day and his mother's, sister's, aunt's, cousin's, and grandmother's preconceived notions that he's gay to trick them into having incestuous sex with him. Willing to voluntarily give him sex as their hoped-for conversion and reparation therapy, the burning question is, is William gay or is he straight? With his five, female relatives determined to change his sexual orientation by giving him incestuous sex, believing that William is gay was their reason and justification to have sex with him.

"Seriously, how hot is that? Seriously, don't you wish you were him? Don't you wish your mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and/or grandmother would give you incestuous sex?"

Listening to them through the vent in his large room over the three-car garage that overlooked the great room in the main house, William was hurt that his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and even his grandmother would all think him a homosexual. Yet, armed with a sexually devious plan, with April Fools' Day quickly approaching, and with the April Fools' Day joke on them, he used their preconceived notions to his incestuous, sexual advantage. With them all ready and willing to give him incestuous sex as their convoluted way to save him from being gay, he decided to get even with them for them thinking that he was gay.

"Cock and testicles for tits and pussy."

Since they already thought that he was gay, William played an elaborate, albeit incestuous, April Fools' Day joke on his mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and grandmother. By not only allowing them to continue thinking that he was gay but also by pretending that he was gay, he hoped to seek his revenge by having inappropriate and forbidden, incestuous sex with all of them. Base upon their not so private conversations and the books he found lying around the house, he knew they were going to use conversion and reparation therapy on him as their justifiable excuse to have incestuous sex with him.

'How dare they,' he thought while laughing to himself? 'I can't wait. I'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with my MILF of a mother, my sexy sister, my MILF of an aunt, my slutty cousin, and my still sexy grandmother.'

Besides with them all horny, sexually frustrated, and looking for an excuse to have sex with him under the pretense that they were not only helping him but also saving him, his April Fools' Day joke was a win/win for all. Even though they'd never admit it, they wanted to have forbidden sex with him as much as he wanted to have inappropriate sex with them. His mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and grandmother sexually lusted and masturbated over him as much as he sexually lusted and masturbated over them.

"I can't believe they all think that I'm gay. If I didn't an ulterior motive in mind, I'd be insulted," said William while alone in his room and for no one to hear. "If only they knew that I'm not only straight but also sexually attracted to them all, what would they say then?"

Horny now while thinking of his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother naked, he removed his prick from his pajama bottoms and started masturbating himself while imagining having sex with them.

"I'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with my MILF of a mother, Mary," he said while stroking his prick.

He imagined his mother stroking his cock while sucking his prick as he fondled her big breasts and fingered her erect nipples. He imagined his mother blowing him. He imagined cumming in his mother's mouth and her swallowing his cum.

"I'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with my sexy sister, Christine," he said continuing to stroke his cock.

He imagined his sister stripping herself naked in front of him. He imagined her kissing him, French kissing him. He imagined her mounting him and making sweet love to him. He imagined cumming in his sister's, wet, warm pussy.

"I'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with my mother's sister, my MILF of an aunt, Rose," he said stroking his cock faster.

He imagined seeing his aunt naked. He imagined his aunt seeing him naked. He imagined his aunt on her knees while stroking his cock and sucking his prick. He imagined cumming in his aunt's mouth and her swallowing his cum in the way that he ejaculated his cum in his mother's mouth and she swallowed his cum. Then, giving his aunt a sexy, surprise cum bath, when his aunt pulled his cock from her willing mouth, he imagined ejaculating a second load of cum all over her face, in her hair, and across her big, naked tits.

"I'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with my aunt Rose's daughter, my slutty cousin, Nancy," he said stroking his cock harder and faster.

He imagined fucking his cousin hard and faster in the way that she fucked her entire college football team, including the coaches. He imagined fucking his cousin in the way she fucked so many young men at drunken frat parties. He imagined pounding his cousin's experienced pussy in the way that dozens of men pounded her pussy during spring break.

"I'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with my endearing and still sexy, Grandmother Edna," he said just before cumming hard in a wad of tissue.

He imagined his grandmother, Edna, coming to his room wearing a sexy, see-through nightgown. He imagined her inviting him to feel her big tits while fingering her erect nipples as she fondled and stroked his cock. He imagined his grandmother blowing him in the way that his mother and his aunt, her daughters, Mary and Rose, blew him. He imagined cumming in his grandmother's mouth in the way that he ejaculated his cum in his mother's and aunt's mouths.

'Wow,' he thought. 'Since April Fools' Day is nearly here, and with them all willing to give me incestuous sex as their reparation therapy, I can't wait to help make this sexual fantasy my incestuous reality.'

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A sensitive boy with a domineering, 46-year-old MILF of a mother, Mary, and a bossy, 24-year-old, sexy sister, Christine, after his father suddenly died in a work-related accident, 20-year-old William grew up in a house filled with women. Helping out with the household expenses, his mother's sister, his 44-year-old, MILF of an aunt, Rose, and his 22-year-old slutty, cousin, Nancy, moved in with them after his uncle, his aunt's husband, Nancy's Dad, left her for a much younger woman. Then, when his 73-year-old grandfather suddenly and unexpectedly died, plenty room enough for one more, Mary and Rose's mother, William's, Christine's, and Nancy's 68-year-old, endearing albeit still sexy grandmother, Edna, moved in with them too.

Fortunately for them and for him, they lived in a large, old, rambling five-bedroom, four and one half-bathroom house five miles north of Boston. Built in 1880, Mary and her husband, Joe, inherited the old, 19th century house from Joe's grandfather, Charlie, who had nine children. With all of them now living out of state and owning homes of their own, none of Charlie's children wanted to take on the old, family homestead because of the rundown condition of the house. Joe, who worked in the home repair business, accepted the house as his pet project. Worth the effort and investment of cash, he remortgaged the house to make all of the necessary and much needed repairs.

Doing much of the work himself, he modernized the house to 21st century standards. He installed a new roof, thermal windows, much needed insulation, a new furnace, front and back doors, central air conditioning, recessed lighting, granite counter tops, subway tile backsplash, and stainless-steel appliances. He redid the kitchen and upgraded the four and a half bathrooms with new plumbing, floors, sinks, toilets, and tiles. The only things he kept original to the house, after refinishing them, were the original, mahogany woodwork, the crown moldings, the pocket doors, the glass doorknobs, and the hardwood floors. Now, a showplace, the house was as modern and updated as it was oozing with charm and character.

It had always been Joe and Mary's plan to have lots of children, at least five, to fill such a big house but Joe tragically died in a work-related accident shortly after William was born. Fortunately, for them all, Joe had the forethought to take out a large, life insurance policy. The money allowed Mary to keep the house while working downtown as a full-charge bookkeeper. Her daughter Christine worked at a café on Newbury Street as a waitress, and William worked as a barista for a coffeehouse on Beacon Street in the Back Bay of Boston.

Aunt Rose worked as a saleswoman in a dress shop in Brookline and cousin Nancy worked at the perfume and cosmetic counter in Macy's department store on Washington Street in downtown Boston. With them all contributing their fair share to cover household expenses, Grandma Edna did most of the cooking, baking, laundry, and housekeeping. She stayed at home, and lived off of her and her deceased husband's Social Security. Between the five women and one man, there was plenty of money to maintain the house and pay all the bills. A close-knit family, who needed men when they had one another and when they all had William to sexually share?

Yet and alas, even though they all had jobs, a place to live, and food to eat, as opposed to William who was sexually thrilled to be living with five sexy, shapely, and attractive women, none of the women were happy. None of the women were sexually satisfied. Imbued with an undercurrent of hurt, horniness, and sexual frustration beneath their surface of smiles, politeness, and pleasantness, with none of the women having a man in their lives, all five women were angry and sexually unfulfilled.

Mary dated after Joe died and Rose dated after her husband left her but, no longer naïve, vulnerable, and trusting, nothing ever came of their relationships with men. Even though both women experienced different circumstances of anxiety filled separation with Joe dying and Rose's husband leaving her, whether justified or not, both women had feelings of abandonment. Even though they were all tall, shapely slim, and very attractive women, after entertaining the idea of looking up old flames that ended badly, grandma Edna wasn't interested in dating another man either after her husband died. Since the three women, Mary, Rose, and Edna were comfortably content living without a man but for William, they were all still open to finding love.

Christine and Nancy weren't successful in maintaining long-term relationships either. Going through men in the way of eating appetizers at a Chinese restaurant luncheon buffet, they weren't able to find anyone that interested them enough to want to continue dating them. Disenchanted and seemingly swearing off men, with men not wanting to commit, and with married men pretending that they were single, all five women had unsuccessful relationships with philandering and/or needy men still living at home with their mothers.

Five women without a man, and one man with five women, when they weren't masturbating in the bathtub or while alone in their rooms, they all turned their sexual attention to William. Like a moth drawn to a flame, without them even realizing what they were sexually and forbiddingly doing, they all focused their horniness and sexual frustration on him. Unaccustomed to having five, attractive women lavish him with their undivided sexual attention, feeling a bit like Hugh Hefner, William felt as if he was living with five, busty, Playboy playmates in his version of the Playboy mansion.

His attractive mother, sexy sister, good looking aunt, slutty cousin, and charming grandmother doted on him. Instructing him and coaching him on how to treat a woman, they used him as if molding him into what they perceived was their perfect man. They worked to make him the man that they'd all want to date, have sex with, fall in love with, and marry. The only wrinkle in their creation of him as their perfect man was that not only was he related to them by blood but also, they erroneously perceived that William was gay.

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Spying on them by monitoring their conversations, William pressed his ear to his open vent while listening to their very personal and what they believed were their very private conversations.

"Do you think William is gay?"

As if hoping that he wasn't gay so that she could have sex with her nephew, Rose looked at her sister while waiting for her to respond.

"Gay? My William, gay? Certainly not. Why would you say that?" Mary fell silent while giving her sister a hard, hurt stare. "Now that you mention it, and now that I think about it, having never considered that he was, I don't know," she said frowning while looking as if she had never pondered the thought of her son being homosexual. "I don't think my son is gay, but I have no idea. On the surface, and in the way that I couldn't tell a lesbian woman if I fell over her, what does a gay man look like?"

As if she already knew that he was gay, now that her sister confronted her with her hidden suspicion, Mary had obviously hidden the truth by not accepting that her son may be gay.

"Mom," said Christine, William's sexy sister, while nodding her head as if she was expert at identifying gay men. "I'm sorry to say this but I think William is gay. He's never been out on a date with a woman or with a man. What twenty-year-old, testosterone filled, horny man doesn't date? Perhaps, still in the closet, I wouldn't be surprised if he's still a virgin," she said nodding her head again with solemness.

Nancy, William's slutty cousin and Rose's daughter, rolled her eyes and sighed while acting bored and disinterested with the conversation by checking her manicure. By far, with her the biggest whore in the family, a cheerleader in college who slept with the entire football team, including the coaches, she had the most sexual experience with men. A regular at frat house, drunken, sex filled orgies, she was the queen of spring break, naked parties.

"Trust me. He's gay. Even though I love my cousin to death, I'm sorry to say that William is gay. My gaydar goes off every time I'm around him," said Nancy rolling her big, brown eyes again while concentrating more on her nails than on the conversation.

As if she had just insulted her by insulting her son and calling him gay, clearly unable to accept that William may be gay, Mary gave her niece a dirty look.

"Tell me. I'd like to know. How can you be so sure," she said before attacking her niece? "In the way that we all know that you're a whore, why do you think my William is homosexual, Nancy?"

Mary looked at her niece with as much anxiety, anger, and hurt as she looked at her with the realization that her son may sexually prefer men to women. Apparently assured in the belief that her cousin was gay, Nancy laughed while ignoring her aunt's verbal attack by calling her the whore that she obviously was. As if she was explaining the birds and the bees to her aunt, giving proof to her stated claim that William was gay, she voiced credible evidence to her suspicions.

"Look at the style, colors, and cut of his clothes. Gay. He dresses like a gay man. He reads poetry and sketches muscular men in speedos. Gay. He keeps his room cleaner than any of our rooms. Gay. He does his own laundry, helps with the housework, and irons his shirts and pants. Gay. He works as a barista. Gay," said Nancy punctuating her words by dotting the air with her manicured fingernail. "No doubt about it, my cousin, your son, is gay, Aunt Mary," said Nancy with authority. "If William isn't gay, then I'm a lesbian," she said laughing. "Trust me. I love stroking, sucking, and fucking cocks too much to switch to fingering and licking pussies."

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The gentlemanly thing to do, William forsook his bedroom for their comfort and privacy. By vacating the main house for the large, studio room above the three-car garage, he graciously allowed each woman to have her own bedroom. Besides, more for him than for them, too crowded in the main house with women constantly talking and/or getting ready to go out, and hogging the bathrooms, since it had a half bath, he took over the loft space above the garage. When he needed to shower, he'd use one of the bathrooms in the main house after they left for work. What he liked about his room was that by opening his vent, he could surreptitiously listen to their private conversations.

Moreover, with the skylights allowing the natural light to shine in from both sides of the room, this was the perfect space for him to sketch, draw, and paint. Besides, away from the chatter of five, talkative women, unless he wanted company, he could better concentrate on his studies here than being in the main house where he was constantly interrupted, sexually teased, and/or questioned about his sexual orientation. Furthermore, since his room was equipped with a television and cable, he could watch whatever sports shows and/or movies he wanted to watch in peace.

No doubt, based on their accusatory conversations, they all were of the opinion that William was gay because of how fastidious he was with his clothes and his personal appearance. Including his own mother, they all obviously thought that he preferred having sex with men than with women. Only, he wasn't gay. He was straight. If he was going to have sex with anyone, he'd have sex with a woman. Further, not having sex with just any woman, if he was going to have sex with any woman, he'd prefer having sex with his MILF of a mother, his sexy sister, his MILF of an aunt, his slutty cousin, and/or his endearing albeit still sexy grandmother.

Taking it upon themselves to accept him as their personal challenge, all five women made William their sexual mission to save him from himself in having sex with men by being ready to allow him to have sex with them. Taking a stand against men rejecting women to have sex with other men, if they could save such a good-looking, young man from himself, they'd take that as their personal victory to their sexuality, beauty, desirability, determination, and resolve. Instead of telling them that he wasn't gay, believing that it was a good April Fool's joke to play, hopefully to his sexual advantage, he went along with the charade.

Willing to do whatever they sexually needed to do to not lose him to homosexuality, if giving him incestuous sex was what it took to keep him straight, Mary was prepared to have sex with her son. Something as forbidden as it was sexually exciting, committing her naked body to him, his mother was ready to stroke and even suck her son's prick while he felt her naked breasts and fingered her erect nipples. Going along with having incestuous sex with him as her way in converting him from being gay to being straight, she was ready to have him cum in her mouth and even swallow his cum.

In the way that she erroneously perceived that William wanted to have gay sex with men, as her way to save him, his mother hoped that he'd want to have incestuous sex with her instead. Yet, it wasn't just sex, albeit incestuous sex, it was more than that. A win/win for them both, while she'd willingly do her sexual best to convert him, hopefully, he'd do his sexual best to ease her horniness and erase her sexual frustration. Moreover, she wanted grandchildren and, unless he adopted children with his gay partner, she'd be denied that birthright pleasure.

Besides, adoption wasn't nearly the same as natural born children. Unless he put his sperm in a surrogate mother, his children would never be his children but someone else's children. That's not to say that she wouldn't love his adopted children but she'd more love him to feel the joy of having his own children. With adoption the next best thing, she'd more love to have grandchildren that looked like him and that genetically reminded her of him when he was a baby a child, and a young man.

Ready to do something drastic to change his sexual orientation, if that's what it took to convert him, his sister, Christine, was ready to have sex with her brother, too. Ready to strip herself naked and surrender her naked body to him, if she could save him from having sex with men by making love to him, then she was ready to do that. As if baptizing him by giving him heterosexual sex, albeit incestuous sex, apparently hoping to kiss the need out of him to save him from sexually seeking out men, she was prepared to do whatever it took to save her brother from himself.

Wanting to do her part in helping to save William too, Aunt Rose was also ready to have sex with her nephew if that would change his feelings about sexually wanting men instead of women. Doing her part in helping her sister's son, she was obviously sexually excited about helping to convert him while having incestuous sex with him. Without doubt, Rose looked forward to showing him how to sexually pleasure a woman with the hope that he'd reject his sexual attraction for men. She truly believed that when she was done having sex with him, he'd never want to have sex with a man.

In the way that her mother was ready to have sex with her nephew, his cousin, Nancy, was ready to fuck him if that's what it took to save William from himself. Ready to allow him to pound her pussy, perhaps, if he fucked her pussy hard and fast enough, he'd never want to fuck a man in the ass in the way that he could fuck a woman in her pussy. Committing herself to helping him by giving her sexy, albeit slutty, naked body to her cousin, Nancy was prepared to allow him to touch and feel her everywhere he needed to touch and feel her. Clearly, she was certain that she could turn him heterosexual by giving him hot, incestuous sex.

Even his grandmother, Edna, held the belief that she could change her grandson from going to the dark side with her sexual attention. Only having had sex with her deceased husband, she was ready to have sex with her grandson if that's what it took to change him from being gay. Instead of William stroking and sucking a man's penis, she was prepared to allow him to finger and lick her pussy. Willing to take him in her mouth, even allow him to cum in her mouth, she was prepared to stroke and suck her grandson's cock. She'd willingly allow him to make love to her and fuck her if that's what it took for him not to turn gay.

In the way that her daughter, her sister, her niece, and even her mother were all willing to sexually do, Mary was ready to willingly allow her son to have his wicked, sexual way with her naked body. As it was for his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother, having sex with him was obviously as much for him as it was for them. They all believed that they could save him from having homosexual sex with men by allowing him to have heterosexual sex, albeit incestuous sex, with them.

As if incestuous sex was their excuse and their justification for a sexual intervention to change his sexual orientation, they were all committed in sexually doing whatever it took to keep him from taking the wrong, sexual path. With all five women as horny as they were sexually frustrated, saving William from turning gay was not only their excuse for having incestuous sex with him but also their justification too. Naively unbeknownst to them, in the way that they were all willing to have sex with him, the only fly in the ointment was that William wasn't gay and would love to have incestuous sex with all them.

'Duh?'

Of course, he'd love to have sex with all of them. A testosterone filled, horny, young, heterosexual man, he wasn't gay. If he was anything, he was an incestuous pervert. He'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with his MILF of a mother. He'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with his sexy sister. He'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with his MILF of an aunt. He'd love nothing more than to have incestuous sex with his slutty cousin. He'd love nothing more than to have sex with his sexual, salacious grandmother.

In the way that his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother wanted to have incestuous sex with him, he wanted to have incestuous sex with them, too. A win/win for them all, by removing the guilt, the shame, and the remorse, his devious, April Fool's plan would only work if they thought that he was gay. His devious, April Fool's plan would only work if they thought that they were saving him from turning gay. Yet, if only they knew that he wanted to have sex with them as much as they wanted to have sex with him, he wondered that they'd say.

If they really wanted to help him, instead of having sex with him, they could set him up with a prostitute, a sex therapist, or a priest. Yet, they truly believed that five, female, blood related relatives having incestuous sex with him would have more of a sexual impact than him having sex with a stranger who worked as a hooker, a therapist, or for God. Besides, who better would know his sexual wants and needs than his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother? If they couldn't convert him from turning gay, then no one could.

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Based on their preconceived, albeit incorrect notion that William was gay, they were all ready and willing to have sex with him to hopefully change his sexual orientation. Secure in their ill-conceived viewpoint that homosexuality was wrong, against God and the church, and a mental disorder, Mary hoped that they all could do their sexual part in helping to change William's sexual orientation with conversion and reparation therapy. Obviously, being that there were sex therapists, and sex therapy worked, who better to be his sex therapists and give him sex therapy than his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother.

If all that it took was to give him sex, albeit incestuous sex, they were all willing to help do their part in converting him. Having read about the process, Mary bought Joseph Nicolosi's books, Reparative Therapy of Male Homosexuality, and Healing Homosexuality. Passing the books around, they all read the books and, as if giving him electric shock therapy, were now ready to tryout their own version of conversion and reparative therapy on poor William by giving him incestuous sex therapy.

Using their womanly guiles, their own interpretation of the therapeutic process, and by having sex with them, they were determined to change his sexual orientation from him wanting to have sex with men to him wanting to have sex with women. Something so absurd as giving him incestuous sex, seemingly made convoluted sense to them. Besides, even if they were unsuccessful in sexing the gay out of him, at least they'd all have sex with him. If they couldn't cure him, he'd cure their horniness and sexual frustration by giving them sex.

Besides, how could something that sounded so right be so wrong? Yet, nothing more than their excuse to have sex with poor William, if only he knew what they were planning wouldn't he be shocked? Yet, having eavesdropped on their not so private conversations, he did know what they were planning and he was shocked that they were going to give him incestuous sex. Moreover, with him not gay, and sexually attracted to all of them, he was more than willing to have sex with them. If he was anything, he was as sexually excited to have sex with them as much as they were sexually excited to have sex with him.

Using the four principles of Conversion and Reparative Therapy, 1. Disclosing versus imposing by allowing William to make up his own mind while not imposing their own views and opinions. 2. Encouraging inquiry by allowing him to ask whatever questions he may have about homosexuality that may relate to his sexuality and hopefully to his newfound heterosexuality. 3. Resolving past traumas, perhaps losing his father, the male influence in his life, at such a young age was why he was sexually drawn to men. 4. Lastly, education that will allow William to be informed about homosexuality versus heterosexuality while allowing him to make his own informed decisions and choices.

Only, with none of the women professionals in the field, amateurs at best with good intentions, albeit with ulterior motives, taking William under their sexual wing, they took their conversion and reparative therapy to the next level and to the extreme. Moreover, unbeknownst to them but convinced that he was, William wasn't gay but heterosexual. With him a fox in a henhouse and happy to play the gay man to have incestuous sex with his horny and sexually frustrated, female relatives, he was surrounded by five, sexy and attractive women. If pretending that he was gay was what it took to have sex with his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother, then he could do that.

Already sexually attracted to his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and even his grandmother, he didn't need much encouragement to have sex with any of them and/or with all of them. He couldn't count how many times he had masturbated himself over imagining his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother naked while having sex with their naked bodies. With all of them sexually attracted to William, and with them amenable to having incestuous sex with him to supposedly save him from being gay, it was a win/win for them all.

Using William as their sexual surrogate, and his gayness as their excuse, and their justification for having sex with him, he'd help them with their horniness and sexual frustration and they'd save him from turning gay. Using them in the way they were apparently hoping to use him, he was ready to give them what they wanted and they were ready to give him what they hoped he needed to save him from turning gay. Preventing them from having guilty consciences and feeling perverted and nasty for having incestuous sex, it wouldn't work if they knew that he was straight. Their charade wouldn't work if they didn't believe that they were helping him and saving him from himself.

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Slowly starting the sexual process to convert his sexual orientation from homosexual to heterosexual, they were all eagerly ready to try. Before giving him incestuous sex, their last, desperate resort, they sexually teased him to hopefully change him into being heterosexual. Starting off slow, they flashed him deliberate down-blouse peeps of their bras and cleavage, and deliberate down-nightgown glances of their naked breasts. They flashed him up-skirt views of their panties, and up-nightgown peeks of their naked pussies. While pressing his face between their big breasts, they hugged him, kissed him, and allowed his horny, roaming hands to touch them, feel them, and grope them.

Not stopping there, all five women routinely walked around him in their sheerest, lowest-cut, and shortest nightgowns without the modesty of wearing a robe. They immodestly and immorally showed him the outline shape of their breasts, the impressions of their erect nipples, the shadow of their brown, trimmed pubic hair, and the outline of their asses and ass cracks. If that wasn't enough to entice a homosexual man to turn heterosexual, they appeared before him in their low-cut bras and bikini panties. When they still didn't get his undivided attention, unmercifully, sexually teasing him, they appeared before him topless and/or even naked. When they weren't flashing him their naked breasts, they were flashing him their naked asses and naked pussies.

Any horny, young man's sexual fantasies come true, drastic measures for drastic times, his MILF of a mother, Mary, undressed in front of him while readying herself for bed. His MILF of an aunt, Rose, removed her nightgown in front of him and dressed in front of him too. William's sexy sister, Christine, and his slutty cousin, Nancy, painted their toenails in front of him while sitting in the living room wearing only their briefest, bikini panties and their sexiest, low-cut bras, or their nightgowns without the modesty of wearing panties. Showing no embarrassment or shame, his grandmother emerged from taking her shower with nothing but a towel on her head.

Looking more like a whorehouse than a family house, as if giving him straight, sexual, shock therapy, William was surrounded by semi-naked and naked women day and night. When he wasn't seeing his mother's ass, tits, and pussy, he was seeing his sister's, aunt's, cousin's, and grandmother's ass, tits, and pussy. When William wasn't masturbating over them in the privacy of his room, they were masturbating over him while taking a bath.

Joining in on the exhibitionistic fun, William walked around them in his briefs and even naked too. In the way that all five women had shapely, C cup breasts, taking after his father, William had a big cock that grew much bigger and harder when he was sexually excited. Only, not wanting to prematurely ruin and end the fun he was having by seeing his semi-naked and naked, female relatives, he had to take care not to get an erection when exposing himself to them. Thinking of baseball instead of thinking of his mother's, sister's, aunts, cousin's and grandmother's naked tits, asses, and pussies, when not masturbating in his room, he took lots of cold showers.

Recalling what they all looked like from memory, while wishing he could have sex with them all, William already had a collection of semi-naked and naked sketches of his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother. He sketched pictures of them in their sheer, sexy, and virtually see-through nightgowns. He sketched pictures of them in their panties and bras. He sketched pictures of them topless and naked. Then, when any of them came to his room to visit him, continuing the charade that he was gay, he hid their pictures and replaced them with sketches of muscular men wearing speedos.

Viewing him as special and different, they viewed him as their personal challenge to convert him. All five women treated him with respect because he insisted on being formally called William, instead of being informally called Bill, Billy, Will, or Willie. Continuing his charade of being gay, he was uncharacteristically neat and orderly. Born a Virgo, something that few twenty-year-old men did, William kept his room neat and clean, did his own laundry, and pitched in with the vacuuming and housework. Instead of hanging out with the guys, he preferred hanging out with the women. Instead of playing sports, he preferred playing the piano, drawing, sketching, painting, and reading poetry.

A handsome man, health conscious with his diet, and exercising regularly, he didn't smoke or drink. Hoping one day to become a famous artist, he attended the Massachusetts College of Art and Design. Learning from the masters, he spent what free time he had available visiting the Museum of Fine Arts in Boston. When not working, playing the piano, and reading poetry, he spent his free time sketching, drawing, and painting. He loved form, function, and fashion and sketched women in dresses and muscular men showing all of their bulges while wearing nothing more than a speedo.

Deciding to forgo his prom because he was too shy to ask anyone to go with him, William had never been on a date. Happy to be a virgin, with dating unimportant to him, he didn't have the time, the money, or the inclination to waste dating. Saving dating for later, still young and with him having plenty of time to find someone, he was saving himself for that special someone that he had yet to find.

With him always able to entertain himself, happy to be alone in his room, he had his five, female relatives to keep him company whenever he felt lonely or just wanted to talk, play a game, or watch a movie. Whenever he was horny, his relatives cured his horniness with their sexual teasing and exhibitionism. Whenever he was horny, while alone in his room, he masturbated over imagining his mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and grandmother naked and having sex with them. He was always sure to cum whenever masturbating himself over all of them.

On paper and on the surface, a good son, a good brother, a good nephew, a good cousin, and a good grandson, he seemed too good to be true. On paper and on the surface, just as his mother, sister, aunt, cousin, and grandmother thought that he was gay, he appeared to be gay even though he wasn't. Yet, he was as diabolical as were his female relatives to make them think that he was gay. He was incestuously ready to use them in the way they were willing to sexually use him.

Instead of sneaking around while hoping to have sex with this one or that one, with them all cloaked in skullduggery, they were all ready to have sex with him. Allowing it to play itself out, with his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother all suspecting that he was gay, he was eager to see where this would lead and whenever it led, he'd willingly follow. With his mother, his sister, his aunt, his cousin, and his grandmother willing to give him incestuous sex, as part of his April Fool's joke, he was ready to give them incestuous sex, too.

'Ha! Ha! April Fools'! I'm not gay, I'm straight,' he imagined saying on April Fools' Day.

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Now that the consensus of her family thought that William was gay, no longer sweeping it under the rug but having to confront it, accept it, or change it, Mary finally believed that her son was gay. Clearly, while hoping to be the one responsible for changing his sexual orientation from homosexual to heterosexual, William's mother was first to put her conversion and reparation therapy plan to work. She'd do anything for her son, even have sex with him, if that's what it took to set him straight, literally and figuratively.

She wasn't ashamed or embarrassed to use her body as her son's litmus test to identify his sexual orientation. She sexually teased him while watching his reaction to see if he was a normal, testosterone filled, horny, heterosexual, young man or a disinterested homosexual man more interested in his mother than in heterosexual sex. Taking her sexual teasing a step further, she incestuously enticed him when sitting across from him with her skirt and/or nightgown raised to midthighs, and her knees deliberately parted just enough to flash him her panties or her naked pussy. Her horniness, sexual frustration, and physical attraction to William allowed her to go further with her son than she had gone with any man.

She flashed him what she wanted him to see and hoped that he wanted to see too. She flashed him up-skirts peeks of her white panties and/or up-nightgown glimpses of her brown, trimmed pussy. While leaning over him to serve him food or pour him coffee, she deliberately gave him prolonged down-blouse views of her low-cut bra, her long, sexy line of cleavage, and down-nightgown peeps of her naked breasts, her areolas, and her nipples. Watchful of his eyes as much of his reaction, she was mindful if he looked and stared or if he looked away.

Showing no shame, remorse, or embarrassment, Mary walked around her son practically naked. As if she wasn't even there, he pretended to act disinterested in seeing as much of his mother's naked body. Perceiving him as gay and disinterested in seeing any forbidden part of his mother's sexy and shapely body, she deemed it okay to expose herself to him under the pretense of saving him from turning gay. While hoping to sexually tease him into turning straight, she was willing to do any, sexual thing for her son.

The first to attempt to sexually seduce him, she was determined to change him from being gay to turning straight by giving him incestuous sex. In the way that he was perverted enough to have sex with his mother, and with her horny enough, she was sexually frustrated enough to have sex with her son under the guise that she was saving him. In the way that Mary couldn't wait to get her son alone, William couldn't wait to get his mother alone too.

Saturday night and with them both not working tomorrow, her plan to hopefully get him in the heterosexual, albeit incestuous mood, was to watch a sexy mother and son incest movie with her son. Sexually teasing him and incestuously enticing him, as if daring him to touch her, feel her, fondle her, and make a sexual pass at her, she'd wear her sexiest nightgown. Judging his sexual orientation by if he was sexually aroused enough to have an erection while watching the movie with his mother showing as much of her nearly naked body, she needed to know if he was gay or straight.

Without even having the conversation, she could have asked him straight out if he was gay, but she didn't. If he was gay, with her trying to sexually seduce a gay man, and if he rejected her sexual advances, she'd feel foolish trying to sexually seduce him. Yet, if he was gay and welcomed her sexual advances, then she'd feel proud for saving her son from being gay.

Then again, there was the possibility that he wasn't gay, would welcome her sexual advances, and give her incestuous sex. Either way, whether he was gay or straight, she hoped to have sex with her son. She'd either save him from homosexuality by giving him incestuous sex or have heterosexual, albeit incestuous sex with her son and save herself from her horniness and sexual frustration. Either way it was a win/win for her. Yet, then again, even if he wasn't gay, with the forbiddance of incest getting in the way, he still may sexually reject her because she's his mother and he's her son. One way or the other, she'd definitely find out tonight.

"What do I have to lose," she asked her sister?

After telling Rose that she was going to sexually seduce her son with reparation and conversion therapy in the hopes of changing him, she convolutedly thought that giving her son incestuous sex was enough to make him heterosexual. Even though the books they read on reparation and conversion therapy said nothing about incestuous sex as a cure, all that they got out if it was that it meant that they must give William incestuous sex for it to work. All they got out of reading about reparation and conversion therapy was that it justified them having sex with William under the pretense that they were saving him from himself.

Yet, maybe, if he willingly had sex with his mother in the way that she'd eagerly have sex with her son, that may be enough to change him from being gay to being straight. Perhaps, if he had sex with a woman, especially with his mother, was all that he needed to forsake being gay and embrace heterosexuality instead of embracing homosexuality. With what she incorrectly determined from reading about conversion and reparation therapy, she felt confident that she could stop him from turning gay with incestuous sex. With him possibly still a virgin, perhaps, if she was first to give him sex instead of a man being first to give him sex, that may work.