Bloodbath of B-R5RB

The cyclier-shaped-colossus flew past the sun. I would have liked to have called it a: celestial body, but to quote an elderly Ewan McGregor: "That's no moon. "

The "planet" could easily be mistaken for DC's War World, or Marvel's Ego.

Elektro, leader of the Westinghouse Family, looked worriedly upwards at the sky.

" Hmmm. "

" Ay, yo, bro! " yelled Rastus Robot, who very much sounded like: Khary Payton. Rastus was looking for Elektro, after having gotten bored of playing on his 1001 Console.

Rastus put his arm around Elektro's neck.

" Bro. "

" Brother. " said Elektro, hands behind his back, as he sounded like: Peter Cullen.

" Bro, why the worried face? Is someone about to turn you off? "

Elektro sighed.

" That was in poor taste. "

" Oh, I'm sorry bro. Am I giving you a hard drive? "

Elektro simply turned to look at his brother.

" Well, I didn't mean to bug you. "

Elektro sighed yet again.

That was when Sparko ran in. The mechanical dog started to bark excitedly.

" Hey boy! " yelled Rastus, as he knelt down to pet Sparko. Elektro smiled. He then looked out at the window once more.

" Something is coming... "

" Westinghouse Family, gather. " It was Salvation from the speaker. The Westinghouse Family were all gathered within Mr. Representative's office. There was: Elektro, Rastus, Sparko, Mr. Telelux, Televox, and Katrina Van Televox.

" You are all probably wondering why I have gathered you all here. " said Mr. Representative.

Rastus raised his hand.

" No. It is not so that we can reconnect. "

Rastus lowered his hand. He then raised it again.

" Nor do I wish to unplug. "

Rastus lowered his hand, as Mr. Representative sighed.

" I have gathered you all here - Mr. Representative paused for a moment - because we have detected a massive unknown object heading straight for Theia- "

" And you want us to get rid of it. Is that it? " said Rastus.

" Let him finish. " said Elektro.

" Thank you, Elektro. " Bill cleared his throat; " as I was saying: something is heading towards Theia, and I want you guys to deal with it. "

" Knew it. " said Rastus, quitely, while smiling. For he has been itching for some action… sadly: this would be the last time the Westinghouse Family would ever get to see any kind of action. The alarm went out, and a floating-screen appeared before them all: showing them vast outer space. All of them were looking upon this queer planet. As stated before: this was no plante- I mean! Planet!! The object before them was known as: MUD, the nano-planet.

" Maybe it's friendly? " said Rastus.

MUD proceeded to destroy a satellite.

" Maybe not. "

Elektro and Mr. Representative nodded at one another. The Westinghouse Family could then be seen flying towards the sky - and it was now high time for some Transformer transforming music, as The Westinghouse Family proceeded to become one.

I should quickly mention: that The Westinghouse Family have many forms. Forms that go by many names. Such as: Harvard Mark I, Colossus Mark I, Magnavox Odyssey - to name a few. But for this Clash of Titans. The most powerful form was needed: UNiVAC, for the Westinghouse Family were getting ready for a Spacewar!

Mr. Telelux became the torso.

Televox - the legs.

Rastus - the arms.

Sparko - the head.

And Elektro - the core, while Katrina became the assisting onboard A.I.

" Elektro, what do you make of the situation? " asked Katrina, sounding very much like: Jennifer Connelly, as UNiVAC was floating before MUD. The circular object was as ebony as a Black Hole. It literally seemed to suck in the stars it passed by. Elektro was about to answer his sister… till he noticed something strange… the upper level of MUD seemed to move… A torso became visible. Arms appeared. A head could be seen. Elektro now saw how two sets of eyes were staring at him. He couldn't believe what he was seeing.

" Zork ZX Spectrum… "

The Rogue A.I… The Rebelling Nanobot… The Self-Righteous Robot. Zork ZX Spectrum was all that, and more. He started out as a simple A.I on MUD… till he eventually became MUD. Zork ZX Spectrum, very much like Galactus, seeks to devour all flesh for fuel. And incorporate all other machinery. UNiVAC quickly dodged his R.O.B.-rockets. The battle was fierce. And it dragged on for what must have felt like an eternity.

Katrina warned Elektro that some of Zork's minions were within UNiVAC. Elektro realized that they did not have long… but they also knew what must be done to take down Zork ZX Spectrum.

Together, the Westinghouse Family crashed into Zork.

" You are... terminated. " said Zork.

The Westinghouse Family simply grabbed Zork by the jaw. They then said in one voice:

" Exterminate. "

(Get the fuck outta here with that Terminator shit. We are only Doctor Who fans here.)