1. New Besties?

My name is y/n, I'm 24 and I just graduated from collegee!

I'm surprised you graduated, you're so dumb

Oh shut up

Anyways, I graduated a few months ago, and I stayed at penn state university where I had a dorm. I lived alone because my roommate graduated way before me.

Get to the point

okay okay, when I left college I lived with my parents for a while, I had a job and my parents were also giving me some money, and I now have enough to rent a nice apartment!

And..

oh! except.. I have to share it

I can't believe you rented a small room in an apartment, you could've bought one for yourself broke ass

I didn't have enough! And look on the bright side, I can make a new best friend! I've never really had friends..

Lol loser

shut up!

Anyways, my roommate.. her name is Levi.

He's a guy dumbass

oh oh yeah he's a GUY

I feel bad for Levi

No way! He's going to love me<3

And I've never lived with a guy before! I'm so used to girls.

Have you ever even talked to a guy?

Wha- I have! M-my dad.. and my brother?

Loser

BACK TO THE POINT

Today I'm going to meet Levi in person for the first time! We've only texted, and he seems like a really boring sarcastic guy.. JUST LIKE YOU VOICE IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD

Don't bring me into this

Anyways, I don't mind the way he acts, as long as he is chill, and knows how to clean up after himself.. I'll be fine!

He can be a serial killer for all we know

Okay let me get the chance to live with him to find out<3

Dumb bitch

We're the same person

Right

*ding* I got a text.

Levi :>

Levi :>

Would you like to meet

at cafe braus?

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Y/N

yeah sure! Can't

wait :3

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Levi :>

If we're going to be living

together remember to

not make so much noise and

be clean..

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Y/N

oh we're on the same terms!

dw I hate noise.. and

germs-

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Levi :>

?

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Y/N

what?

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Levi :>

What is "dw"

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Y/N

oh it means "don't worry"..

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Levi :>

Oh okay. Well, see you at 2.

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Y/N

Later!

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He said he wanted to meet up at cafe Braus for our small meeting.

Braus? Isn't that Sasha Braus family cafe?

Yeah it is! I haven't seen her in years!

That's awkward

I'll just pretend we don't know each other.. I have to get to know Levi!

You have about 4 hours to get ready, so start.

But there's still a lot of time left!

So?

I'll just wear something casual.. sweatpants and a large t-shirt I guess.

Boring

Not boring, comfortable

Whatever

Am I going to wear a fancy tight red dress for a meeting at a cafe? If I even had one-

At least wear some jeans or something

Jeans? Hell no-

What shoes will you wear? With your weird sweatpants..

Okay there's nothing weird about them they're just black sweats- and I guess I'll just wear my white sneakers.

Black pants, white T-shirt, and white sneakers.. you're the most basic bitch ever.

Sorry for wanting to be comfortable >:c

It's December you should wear something else.

I'll just wear this with a jacket.

You're so unpresentable

I just want to be comfortable>:c

Levi shouldn't judge me for that-

Whatever, wear sweatpants to your meeting

Gladly. I'm just going to brush my teeth and change.

You're not going to shower?

No..

Ew

I'm too lazy for that leave me alone.

*I go to my closet and grab some clothes*

Okay, here are my COMFORTABLE clothes that I'm going to wear.

Just go in what you're already wearing at this point

But I'm wearing pajamas..

There's no difference

Let me wear sweatpants in peace!

What are you going to do with your hair

I'll just put it in a ponytail

Unprofessional.

THIS ISN'T SUCH A SERIOUS MEETING!

*I go to the bathroom to the sink and brush my teeth*

You're so dirty. I can't believe you're not going to take a shower

I'll shower when I get back..

Filthy bitch

Okay I am everything BUT filthy

Just shower it's not that hard

UGHH FINEEE!! >:c

ONLY BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME SWEAT

Good.

I hate you

You hate yourself?

Yes.

*I set my clothes on the sink and turn on the water. I let the water run until it gets nice and warm and start taking off my clothes. I look in the mirror*

What if he accidentally walks in the bathroom when I'm like this

Poor eyes

Shut up I'm sexy xoxo

Yeah okay..

Whatever

*I open the shower curtain to find my little brother sitting in the water*

"WTF ARMIN"

*i quickly close the curtain and put a towel around me, then I open the curtain again*

"heyy sis.."

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING INSIDE THE SHOWER- WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING WHEN YOU SAW I WAS IN HERE!?"

*I turned off the water*

"I didn't know what to say! 'Hey random person there's a kid in your shower'" he shrugged

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU IN THE SHOWER IN THE FIRST PLACE- YOU'RE GETTING YOUR CLOTHES ALL WET YOU SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING!"

"Dads TV isn't working so he wanted to use mine. He should just take it out of my room I really don't want it.. but I wanted to read and the bathroom is the only quiet place in this house"

"IS THAT YOUR FAVORITE BOOK THAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED THAT WAS REALLY EXPENSIVE THAT I GOT YOU FOR CHRISTMAS?!"

"No no! I keep that one in my special collection drawer. This one is just a romance novel"

"Armin I know how much you love your books and you ruined one! You should've said something!"

"I'm sorry I was too nervous to say anything.."

"Okay well next time say something"

*I reach my hand out to help him out, and grab a separate towel for him*

"Go tell mom to tell dad to stop being a lazy grunt and get the fuck out of your room"

"A-am I allowed to say the f word??"

"You're 12 you're old enough"

"Uhh, okay.."

"Okay don't listen to me just tell mom that you want to read in your room"

*I lead him out the room with his towel wrapped around him*

He's such a sweet kid idk how the hell he is related to me

He's too sweet for his own good.

You're right I need to teach him how to be more tough

Y/N he is 12 years old you're 24 leave him alone.

I taught Annie how to be more tough and she turned out tougher than me! And she was 9 I was 16, not that big a difference.

Yeah well you weren't in Armins life so much, he's homeschooled and Annie goes to boarding school.

Why did dad make armin homeschooled I don't get it

I think because he doesn't want him to turn out like us and Annie

True true.

Anyways I should definitely get back to getting ready..

*I turn the water back on and let it run for a little. i check my phone and look at the time*

It's 11 already?! HOW!

You still have 3 hours left now get in the shower

Okay okay

*I open the shower curtain and step in*

-50 minutes later-

*I turn off the water and carefully step out of the shower. I take my towel and start drying myself*

You didn't fucking shave-

I wansnt planning to..

It took you 50 minutes in the shower and you didn't shave? You didn't even wash your hair WOW. Wtf took you so long it's 11:50 now?

Once I get in the shower I can get out now leave me alone.

*I continue drying myself and start putting on my lotion and deodorant*

I still can't believe you're wearing sweatpants

It's style

What style?

Comfortable<3

Whatever

*I unfold my clothes*

Hmm.. should I wear a bra?

Do you want your nippies hanging out?

Okay fine I'll wear a sports bra.

Sports bra wow.

THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH IT

Mhm whatever you say.

*I put on a sports bra and underwear, and then put on my T-shirt and sweatpants, with long socks*

Now do your hair

I will I will..

*I grab all my hair and put it in a medium high ponytail*

You look weird

*I take out a few strands in the front*

Much better

Well I guess I'm ready!

It's 12.

2 hours left! I have plenty of time to do other stuff!

I'd say at least 1 hour and a half. Be there early.

Ugh fine.

*I take out my white sneakers from my closet and put them next to the front door*

"DAAADDD"

"What is it Y/N" he comes out of his room and we're matching. He's literally wearing black sweats and a white T-shirt.

His abs are literally poking through the shirt. I'm surprised he doesn't have a big dad bod. He always wears so much gel on his hair.

"I'm heading out in a couple of hours"

"Are you going on a date or something?" He says raising up one of his bushy ass eyebrows.

"Would I go on a date dressed like this?"

"Knowing you, yes. You most definitely will."

True true

"I'm going to Cafe Braus to meet with my new roommate"

"Ohh okay. Hope she's a good roommate to ya!"

"Oh.. he's a guy"

"WHAT?! I DON'T WANT YOU TO LIVE WITH A GUY"

"Erwin don't freak out, shes literally 24." Says mom.

"Thanks mom" I say rolling my eyes

"WELL- USE CONDOMS"

"DAAADDD!!"

Armin in the corner slowly walks away

My mom takes her apron off, and puts up her long brown hair, and puts on her glasses.

"Erwin shes a virgin and is going to be a virgin until she's 30"

"WAIT MOM HES JUST MY ROOMMATE BUT WHAT IF-"

"ARS YOU SUGGESTING THAT YOU..??!!" She says making hand gestures to dad.

"HANGE THIS GIRL IS FUCKING INSANE"

"DAD IM NOT GONNA BE A VIRGIN UNTIL IM 30. WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS IM LITERALLY GOING TO A CAFE-"

"Okay whatever pretend none of this ever happened!" My mom says as she grabs a tray of breakfast with coffee and pancakes. "Since you are going to a cafe I guess you won't be needing breakfast, but have fun sweetie! And make sure he treats you right!"

"Thank you mom!" I hug her

"I'll be back home around 6pm and.. tomorrow I might never come back!"

"Ah your first apartment!! I'm going to miss you and your clean freak self" mom says rubbing my cheek.

"I'm gonna miss you too, just be careful alright?" Dad says patting my head.

It's snowing outside

It's 12:45

Already?!

You still have some time left.

Okay I'll just wrap things up and stay in my car for a little bit.

*I go to my room and grab my bag. I start packing random things that I probably won't use. I check my phone and it's 1pm*

How is the time going by so quickly?!

Because the writer of this story doesn't have patience<3

Right

"Okay I'm gonna head out now!"

"Have fun sweetie" my mom waved

"Remember wear a condom"

"DAD WE JUST MET"

"Just saying" he shrugs

"Okay BYE NOWW"

*I put on my sneakers and grab my keys from the counter and head out the door*

Okay I'm just going to chill in my car for a little bit, listen to a little music maybe.

You have 30 minutes left

Okay technically I have 1 hour left you just over exaggerate everything

You should text Levi

Oh yeah I should

Levi :>

Y/N

Hey Levi!

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Levi :>

Hello.

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Y/N

I'm in my car right

now I'll be ready

when you are!

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Levi :>

I'm already ready.

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Y/N

Oh perfect! Do you

want to meet now?

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Levi :>

Yeah sure I guess there is no

point in waiting.

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Y/N

Okay see you in a few!

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Yay we're gonna go see him now!!

You're way too excited

Of course I am, Ive seen a picture of him before. He's hot.

Mhm okay, well atleast be a bit mature in the meeting.

Yes yes I will.

*I start the car and start playing some kpop on the radio*

"YUHHH!! DU DU DU BACK DOOR! DU DU DU BACK DOOR!"-(stays will understand this)

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Hi there! Thank you so much for reading, I really hope you enjoyed it:3

sorry if the family chain is kinda weird, I don't ship Erwin and Hanji but they would make great parents, Idk why I made Armin and Annie siblings because I ship them xD

-michi<3