The Food of Adapa

" Sir? "

" Yes? "

" Why have you brought your hunting-crop? "

" I never leave home without it " said Bell with a smile.

" Fair enough. But Sir, why are we in Paris? " asked Moriarty.

" My dear boy, we are here for the Cook-Off, between Gordon Ramsay and Julia Child " said Holmes, as each legendary chief was preparing to win the title of the Food of Adapa.

Both chiefs had a fire in their eyes, which shone more brightly than their stoves.

" I am afraid that you can not win this battle with curse words alone " said Mrs Child.

" And I hope that you don't serve the judges calf brain " said Mr Ramsay.

The Cook-Off now began, which resulted in heavenly food being made.