blink-182 - Stay Together For The Kids

What do you get when you surprise your fresh-from-honeymoon parents that their offsprings are pregnant with each other? A bunch of strangers judging you with their cold stare, a paled-out mumbling father, and a poor mother fainted on a cold floor in the middle of the airport. God look how fucked up this already is in my head.

The silence in the car ride agrees with the melancholy display of the sky. No one would like to bust a word, the setting feels like a 1927 silent movie. They got home and would still not talk for hours. The "siblings" sat on the couch and had a conversation about what happened earlier. Marikit, can't help but eavesdrop on them.

"I told you we're going to tell them, but why did you tell them so soon?"

"Tangina I got nervous, I panicked okay. Look, for what it's worth I think they'll understand our situation."

"For what it's worth? You gave our parents quite a scare, imagine the trauma they've received, and not to mention, your mom passed the fuck out."

Marikit approaches them offering a cup of coffee.

"You two really want to keep the baby?"

"Well, Mirasol wants to keep it, at first I wanted to get rid of it, but then some things persuade me to do not. It's a mutual decision."

"So what, do we need to be annulled, me and your father? Do you guys need to be married?"

"Oh no. No need for that, we will keep the child but we are not engaged in a romantic relationship. So if that's not weird, you and investigator can keep your marriage." Mirasol replies.

"Well, in that case, we should be ready. What are we going to do with your guys' studies?" Makisig states from a distance.

"Both of us will not stop, and I'll start finding a job for the expense, I don't want us to be a stupid burden after all."

Is this the right decision to make? Your young, she's young, both of your parents are married to each other. Is this considered incest? This is why I'm a fucking pro-choice and look at your choice motherfucker, reflect on it, hope that you won't regret it. There's no turning back douchebag, it's not like we can return it to her uterus if you didn't like it. I wish you good luck.

*SLAM*

"I came as soon as I heard the news! Tangina, why did you hide this from me? I should've been the one you told. But NO, you told my father instead, and where did I found out? Not from you, not from you either, but to ANAHAW! Imagine hearing this to Anahaw, my brother. It's third-hand news now when I heard it." Sampaguita hics after ranting, she reeks of puke and alcohol.

"How many times do I have to tell you to stop barging in here drunk," Alon exclaims.

"Why? Isn't she like family?"

"Oh just wait. 3, 2, 1."

*THUD*

With just a second Sampaguita collapsed, the boys waited for a minute to pick her up. She rampages on the floor as if she's a child having its annual temper tantrum. They picked her up and lay her on Alon's bed, Mirasol and Marikit took care of her. As they settle to rest for the night, Alon still can't get a grip on what is happening. He went outside to go for a walk and breath for a while. He goes inside of Terisita's still open convenience store, without thinking. As he walked into the counter he is welcomed with a mischievous greeting.

"You motherfucker bailed on me and now you have the audacity to come here. When will you tell me that you got a child huh!" Said the furious cashier.

Alon turns around heading towards the exit.

"I don't think so you son of a bitch, unless you want a bullet hole behind your kneecap."

*CHKCHK*

"Hh...hi, Lirya I didn't see you there." Alon nervously replies.

"Help me close this store we need to talk."

Alon commands her without hesitation.

You got one time to be spaced-out and you chose the very moment that you took a step in this fucking establishment. I swear to kill you when the time comes.

"Keep it moving mister."

Alon grabs a key under the countertop, as soon as they pull the store's steel curtain, Alon jumps in a motorcycle and starts driving with Lirya as a backride. They went to the highest and quietest spot the Olopitna has got to offer.

*BUSCHHHHHHHH*

Lirya cracks open a beer can as she got off the motorcycle.

"So when are you going to tell me that you got a kid coming?"

"Where did you hear that?"

"Are you fucking kidding me? Sampaguita yells it around the whole block, tang ina she must've been drunk or something. Who's the mother?"

"Yeah, look at me I chose to become a dad, how cool is that! And oh the mother is my step sister. God, it sounds horrible now that I said it." Alon answers in apathy.

"Hey, by the way, fuck you for inviting my mother to the wedding and completely forget about me. And also, you chose her to be the mother of your child over me?"

"It was an accident! Of course, I never expected a kid, but things went different, and now we're here." Alon gulps on his beer after.

"What's your plan... About us, we both knew for sure that breakup was just a hiatus."

"I don't know, I mean, me and Mirasol is not a thing. But would you want to be with someone that has a kid at a very young age?"

Lirya tilts her head down and sat quietly.

"Yeah, I think so too. It's all up to you, we can still be good friends for what it's worth. Hey, you know what's crazy? I never see myself like this, as the main character, dating a damsel like you, given a boss type-level challenge. I'm just an NPC! NPC! Non-player Character! That's what I am."

"You're wrong motherfucker."

Lirya and Alon suddenly kissed under the crescent moon above the shutting city lights.

"God I'm gonna miss you," Lirya says while breaking up the kiss.

"Miss me? Tangina I'll still be around."

"I won't be motherfucker. My dreams are coming true! An agency recruits me. I'm going to Paris!"

That's it, she's finally reaching her dream. I can't believe the girl I saved from a rabid dog is now making a scene in international modeling. She better not mess this up.

The night ends without something extra happening. Lirya and Alon went back home. A day later Lirya leaves for her flight to Paris, Alon ushered her to the airport.

"Be the proudest short model out there. Seriously what are you gonna be modeling, kids' section?"

"Fuck you. Give me a kiss!"

Alon kisses her on the cheeks. he waits until she checked-in.

Tada! Welcome to another episode of; Women in Alon's life that leaves him because he is Alon, episode 2. We can recall the first episode is when her mother died because she got sick of him. And now in episode two, we discover that career is more important than this motherfucker, I know it sounds narcissistic, but trust me it's not. Fuck Alon she's gone now, you can now stop standing here and get going, you're catching attention. What the fuck are, you crying?