Party of Rogues

"Now listen here, bloodsucker. Ren and I have nothing to do with this. This was all your fault." Said Dan.

"Me? Who's idea was it to chase the deer for our next meal?" Nate retorted.

"Ours obviously." Admitted Ren. "But it wasn't our idea to get deep into the woods." Ren said.

"My idea? I only suggested that we have a small competition on who catches the deer first to know who's a better hunter!"

"See? Bad idea." Dan pointed out.

"How is that a bad idea?"

"Every competition with us will most likely end in a disaster. You, Nate, of all people should know that."

As the three idiots continued to argue I was busy looking at our map trying to figure where we were. Now I know this is unusual of me trying to be helpful, but hey, when you're bored you just do things - even trying to help.