"hello there!!!"
I cut the dinner Hall's door with my sword and kicked it open, the pieces of the door hit the tables and broke glasses and plates, as I expected, every last one of the villagers was there, eating and feasting, well, untill i showed up to say hello.
"How... How in hell is your body...!!!"
"Didn't you guys feel a little hungry? Getting my body parts from your stomach wasn't so hard, but it sure was disgusting, but hey! My skin is really smooth now!"
I said mocking the twerp geezer, of course, he was the eldest and the one chief of the damn village.
"Who the fuck are you?"
"Who knows? A apostle? A demon general? Or maybe, the 13th hero..."