Fifth Lord of Gu continued sighing dramatically, "Ye Xiaobei, my self-esteem has suffered a serious blow, and now I urgently need to prove to you that I am a real man, mighty and robust, with an unyielding spirit!"
Ye Xingbei, "...Get away from me! If I believe any of this nonsense you're spewing, then I'm a pig!"
"I'm serious!" Fifth Lord of Gu looked into her eyes and said, "Quick, look into my serious eyes, more genuine than pearls, truer than gold!"
Ye Xingbei, "..."
Living with a drama king is so exhausting!
So exhausting, so exhausting!
She looked weakly at the drama king Fifth Lord of Gu, her face the very picture of despair.
Gu Junzhu lay on top of her, his shoulders shaking with laughter.
He pinched Ye Xingbei's cheek and sighed, "It's a pity you're too refined to handle some car shaking action. Otherwise, I'd have already 'taken up arms' and dealt with you on the spot. You look so delectable, it's really hard to resist!"