WHAT THE F%&@...

On January 1, 2025, the world gave birth to a new god, or it was supposed to but the messenger got distracted. Instead of giving the power of the new god of vampires to the chosen one like he was supposed to he got distracted by smells filling his nose and ended up eating in a fried chicken shop instead. This would eventually turn out to be a very bad thing for him but he knew this and didn't care. It wasn't very often that he was able to come to the human realm and he wanted to savor the experience. After finishing up he looked at the time and almost screamed out loud. He was supposed to give the powers to the chosen one half and hour ago but instead he was stuffing his face with fried chicken. He couldn't make it to the human who was supposed to be chosen in time.

Realizing just how bad he messed up, he decided instead to just find someone else off the street who fit the requirements and hoped no-one would notice. After all it's just the candidate for the new vampire king.

Not too long after he left the shop he found a boy who appeared to be about 19 years old, with black hair, a lean build, and a good looking face, though not over-the too good looks.

The messenger quickly went up to the kid who was sitting on his jet black motorcycle, browsing on his phone. He quietly walked behind him and pulled out what looked to be a cylinder with a tiny needle on the end and stuck it into the kid.

...

Erin was quietly browsing on his phone looking for a place to eat. After working all day at his job he was famished and just wanted a place to eat and relax. What he did not expect is some crazy guy to poke him with a needle and start running from him.

Before he even processed being stabbed the guy quickly dashed away from him at speeds that shouldn't be possible and then blended into the crowds.

Not knowing what just happened he looked around and murmured, "What the f*ck..." which caused people around him to give Erin some dirty looks. After all he was right next to a few little kids.

Suddenly losing his appetite Erin chose to just go home instead of staying out. He didn't really care that he had just been stabbed with a needle. It had already been a crappy day for him. His girlfriend broke up with him in the morning by moving all of her stuff out of the apartment, and the left a sticky note saying that she didn't love him anymore and was gone like that. To make matters even worse she showed up the same day at the dealership he worked in with her new boyfriend, who appeared to be quite rich, and bought a new BMW, while giving him dirty and rude looks the entire time. She appeared to be mocking him.

While he was quite handsome and had good looks money was never his specialty. He wasn't horrible at saving it or anything, he was just never able to get much of it. He had even considered selling his body a few times, or even getting a sugar mommy, but decided against it. He still had some dignity left in his life, unlike a certain traitor.

After parking his motorcycle in front of his complex he went straight to his apartment, walked to his bed, and passed out. He was fed up for the day and didn't feel like doing anything else.

...

"Did you give the serum to the one we chose?" a scruffy voice said in a dark room.

"Uh... would you be mad if i said no?" the messenger's shrill voice rang out.

"YOU F%€&@$ DID YOU NOT GIVE IT TO THE RIGHT PERSON!!" Voices all rang out in the dark room. Although there was no-one who could be distinctly identified there seemed to be quite a lot of people in the room. "Uh... yeah I definitely gave it to the right guy I have no clue what you're talking about." The messenger swore in his mind. He had to escape somewhere. "Okay good if we found out what you said was false there won't be anywhere on any world you can go to where you'll be safe." The scruffy voice said with a sharp tone. He could clearly tell the the one chosen to deliver the serum was lying but he had to put up with it. Killing a vampire wasn't an easy thing to do and he was quite exhausted. He just saw it as a waste of time.

...

Erin woke up with a major headache but he had no clue why. He hadn't had anything that would spur on the extreme pain he was feeling.

"Yeah sure whatever just get rid of this headache." Erin said, clearly very unhappy with the state his head was in. All of a sudden his head cleared without any pain, in fact it became sharper than it was before but Erin didn't know that yet. Instantly he felt better, but then began to question what was going on. Who was just talking to him? What is the god of vampires? His head began working on overdrive to figure out these problems. He was baffled at what was happening and then to his astonishment information began to feed into his head. "Okay, what. the. F$%#."