(Kyle)
“That was hurtful, Lloyd. You really put a load on my pride!” I say in mock hurt.
Malory and I have been sitting on the floor for the past half hour talking about our various episodes of duo hell.
“It was the least I could do when you became a stubborn splinter in my life!” she yells, laughing.
I laugh along. I’m glad she’s okay.
I’m glad we’re talking this out.
I sigh and stretch. “We were so immature and stupid. Look at all the shit we’ve done to each other. It amazes me that we haven’t made it into a history book breaking the record for the most pathetic, petty world conflicts to take place between two people.”
“We’re capable of turning the conspiracy of World War Three into a teen drama novel.”
She’s probably right.
Malory’s stomach growls.
“Well, that’s my cue,” she says, standing. “I’m gonna go get some food. What do you want? Come to the kitchen –there’s all sorts of junk there.”
Wait...
The conversation’s over?
But I’m not ready for Malory’s grumbling belly to end our greatest interaction.
I never thought I’d be angrier at Malory’s stomach than I would be at her.
“I... think I should probably head home now, actually. I should be fine til’ I get there,” I say, reluctantly.
She scoffs, baffled. “Don’t be ridiculous, Davidson. Look at the time! Look outside! It’s dark and you are not walking all the way to Millennium Lane from here. That’s at least an hour and a half of walking because you’re not going to get a taxi any time soon.”
“What are you talking about? I’ve been doing that since I was-”
-Nope.
Whoops. Whoops.
Shut up! Avert Eyes! Turn Away!
I shoot Malory a look of anxiety for one quick moment before realising I shouldn’t panic in front of her.
Kyle, you idiot.
I think I’ll just do myself a favour and cut my tongue off.
Malory folds her arms. “Since you were what?”
“What I mean is... you really shouldn’t be the one to talk!” I say, quickly. “You live here all alone, come home in darkness after work, wake up early and travel in darkness... It’s a wonder you’ve never been preyed upon by a paedophile.”
“What?” She asks, triggered. “I know how to fight, Kyle!” She says defensively. “Do you think I would’ve known if I never had to!?”
I’m startled. “What...”
What’s that supposed to mean?
Her eyes go wide and she stands firmly on her two feet, inhaling deeply to process what she’d just said. She opens her mouth to say something but changes the topic instead.
“I... I’m going -food. To get some food.”
“You... know what? On second thought, you’re right.”
She eyes me suspiciously. “Ah...bout?”
I make it easy for her. I change the topic willingly. “What can you cook?”
Her suspicion doesn’t fade. “...All...sorts of things. Rice... Chicken...” then suddenly it’s as if she’s really thinking about it, and she loses the tension in her face. “I can do pizza and fries, too... lots of other stuff...”
I gasp. “Pizza.”
“You want pizza?” She asks.
“Can I help?” I offer.
“I... guess so...” she says, eyeing me suspiciously once more. I grin at her. She turns on her toes and walks out of the room while continuing to speak. “But you’ll have to ignore the lack of ingredients. I didn’t buy a lot of things to put on a pizza… the last time I went to the grocery. I probably have enough for a cheese and pepperoni pizza. Or, if you want, we can just stick to the cheese, whatcha think?”
I consider it.
“Both! Both sounds good.”