(Malory)
It’s been days. Olivia still hasn’t spoken to me. Why hasn’t she? Why hasn’t she? Is she really that mad at me this time?
My message tone rings. I find myself being grateful that someone could distract me from all my late night work even for a minute.
Kyle: Is Ron actually a menopausal housewife with bipolar issues? He hasn’t replied to me in three days, he hasn’t answered my calls... he hasn’t even nodded in my direction.
Me: Well maybe you should take into consideration that that’s exactly how you treat him on a daily basis
Me: and to stretch my point, he’s felt that way for years
Me: …or however long you guys have been friends, anyway
Kyle: That’s ridiculous! I know I don’t say a lot and I’ve managed to keep quiet about my personal shit from the beginning but
Me: ...
Me: ?
Me: But?
Kyle: I don’t know, my mind went blank
Me: -_-
Kyle: I don’t exactly have a normal excuse for being an asshole, Lloyd
Kyle: A reasonable enough excuse that I can tell Roomie, anyway
Me: Why do you call him that?
Kyle: we were roommates at a summer camp that we both went to just before freshman year started. That’s how we met. The summer camp was on reserved lands where there was a main house and then log cabins... hot, mosquito infested cabins.
Daunting. Truly.
Me: you shared a bunk?
Kyle: we shared a bunk.
Me: aaahhh. Okay.
Kyle: Anyway, back to the point. I kind of feel like I’m dying
Me: get over it, drama queen, Olivia is ignoring my existence too
Kyle: Yea but I’ve had to put up with you for the past three days by myself. Do you know how calming it is, knowing that I usually have Ron beside me so I don’t pummel you into the ground?
Me: you’re such a feculent superficial blight upon society.
Me: I thought we were FRIENDS.
Kyle; yea but you’re so annoying
Malory: thanks.
Kyle: How much more time does he neeeeeed?
Me: Kyle Austin Isaac Davidson. I am doing homework and I have THREE essays to finish writing for the morning. I hope you understand that you’re not the hopeless case in this situation.
Kyle: Whoa since when do you call me by my full name?
Kyle: That’s so weird.
Kyle: Please never do that again.
Kyle: Also, that’s not fair! I don’t know your middle names, Lloyd.
Kyle: That’s not fair at all.
There’s really nothing special about my middle names. I just don’t like people knowing them. I don’t find them to be relevant at all.
And besides –everyone’s got to have some sort of mystery to them.
Me: Life isn’t fair. Wake up and smell the coffee.
Kyle: what do girls do to get their friends to forgive them?
Me: Heck, I don’t know. Her favourite snack? Usually she would have forgiven me by now. If I knew the answer, I’d have told you. I’ve really got to go, Kyle. I’ve got work to do. Seriously.
Kyle: okay, okay. Fine. I’ll see you tomorrow.
The conversation ends and I almost want to pelt my phone at the wall just thinking about how frustrated all this homework makes me.
How could I have let myself fall so far behind?
It used to be so easy for me to keep up. Despite being ahead, I never had a problem just getting the daily homework done.
Maybe it’s just that these past few days have been rough.
They’ll pass.
Maybe.
I hope.