It's Christmas [2]

(Malory)

ButtNaked17: So listen

what are you guys doing for Christmas?

SheFinallyCursedOmg: going to church most likely

I scoff.

Me: Nothing... mom and Grey are home so I’ll probably just stick around and help them bake the ham or something

Oh! I forgot! Mom actually wanted to invite all of you for a little Christmas dinner over at our house if you can come

SheFinallyCursedOmg: I’M COMING! COUNT ME IN! I’ll be there after church most likely, though.

ButtNaked17: my parents said it’s okay, Mal

Me: cool, I’ll tell mom

AnusPainUs: What about me

I start laughing.

The story behind ‘AnusPainUs’ isn’t even that funny, but it’s the way Grey said it that had me laughing like a dying seal.

Kyle had come over to my house to rehearse again. Grey was on another one of his scavenger hunts for food around the house like a greedy street rat.

Kyle bumped into him while he was making his way out of the kitchen. And then the verbal abuse began.