(Malory)
ButtNaked17: So listen
what are you guys doing for Christmas?
SheFinallyCursedOmg: going to church most likely
I scoff.
Me: Nothing... mom and Grey are home so I’ll probably just stick around and help them bake the ham or something
Oh! I forgot! Mom actually wanted to invite all of you for a little Christmas dinner over at our house if you can come
SheFinallyCursedOmg: I’M COMING! COUNT ME IN! I’ll be there after church most likely, though.
ButtNaked17: my parents said it’s okay, Mal
Me: cool, I’ll tell mom
AnusPainUs: What about me
I start laughing.
The story behind ‘AnusPainUs’ isn’t even that funny, but it’s the way Grey said it that had me laughing like a dying seal.
Kyle had come over to my house to rehearse again. Grey was on another one of his scavenger hunts for food around the house like a greedy street rat.
Kyle bumped into him while he was making his way out of the kitchen. And then the verbal abuse began.