All the Olympians stood outside the borders, plus Adon as he was the one who went to get them
They were staring at the comedically large army that the noise had brought, Apparently, Odin thought he could conquer every realm with ease and expected to get all of them before coming here
What he couldn't have expected however was that one of The Greeks weakest gods wiped the floor with then all, just by saying a few words and waving his sword around
This was one of the powers of the calamity blade, it was able to bring forth calamities, the ones Adon used were very small and wouldn't really hurt anyone seriously, but it had used the ten great calamities then they probably would have knelt and begged for forgiveness
"Leave this place if you value your life!" Zeus's voice boomed out upon the battlefield as the lower members of the noise army fell unconscious
"Oh don't be so haughty!" Hel Screamed and lunged forward
"Bring forth a calamity... Weight of the sky" Adon, even if only for a few moments put the entirety of the atlas's burden in her shoulders causing her to fall and struggle before giving up and yielding
A few hours later all the Olympians and the gods who had come from the noise were seated at a round table
"100 years... that's the most I will give you," Odin said with his children all nodding
"1,000 years" Even though Adon wasn't an Olympian, he was unofficially Zeus's guard, as such, he had some authority and decided 100 years was bullshit "1,000 years of peace should be enough, and if it works out then we can possibly add more," He said firmly blowing his head at the Olympians
"How dare you speak up to my father's generous offer!" Thor said loudly and. started to stand up
"Sit!" Odin yelled angrily, he hadn't seen the power of the so-called Olympians, but if one of their weakest gods was able to beat them so easily, he didn't want to take the risk
"1,000 years... this is acceptable," Odin said after some thought, Then without anything left to say he stood up "Heimdall..."
A large rainbow beam hit them and the soldiers and they disappeared without a trace
"That went surprisingly well... but where did you get that sword Adon?" Zeus said after a while seeing their flashy exit
"It was an accident, and it's not complete yet, it damages the user the same amount of damage it does to the victim, so that's not really a good thing, but it's the best I have right now" Adon instinctually knew he had to lie, What person would think he was normal if he said he had something called a system?
Zeus looked satisfied by his answer, only a little concerned at this price for using it
They all went back into Olympus and pushed the Norse in the back of their minds
"Hestia?" Adon said surprised seeing her tapping his house, transforming it to be much larger and grander
"Oh hey, Adonymos!" She turned and said cheerily "I'm putting the finishing touches on your new house for you and Hephaistos, It's great you guys are getting married!"
Adon froze, 'I forgot about that...'Because of the note army at the borders, he hadn't had enough time to remember everything he did while drunk, But now that they were gone and ye was sober he remembered everything
He would need Hera to change it! He couldn't get married to someone that hated his guts, Or at least that's what he thought whenever she was around him
"Nope," Hera said slamming the door in his face, leaving him standing there in shock
"But it was an accident!" He screamed and waited for her reply, When it didn't come he finally accepted his fate and walked back to his new house...
*****
Hephaistos walked out of her cot and breathed in the fresh air, She hadn't been made a house because of her circumstances in the pantheon
As she was sitting there in silence she saw a silver envelope on the ground in front of her makeshift porch
It looked like a letter from her mother, she picked it up excitedly, maybe they had finally stopped hating her and would welcome her as one of their own
Unfortunately, this was an optimistic thought, and a frown appeared on her face, growing deeper and deeper until it was now an expression of horror
They wanted to marry her off! to that guy that was Zeus's friend
She didn't know much about him but was sure that he would be like the other gods, and maybe even do unspeakable things to her
She wouldn't even be able to protest as it is within his rights since they would be married!
Her entire body started trembling and her eyes burned as she tried and failed to find back the tears
"W-Why!... why do they hate me so much!" She screamed and burned the marriage contract sobbing on the floor for a solid hour
She packed up her things and made her way to Adonymos's house, ready for her life to officially be over...
*****
"Sorry!" Adon bowed in front of the shocked Hephaistos, He was regretful for having drunken so much that he had foolishly signed a marriage contract for him and Hephaistos
Hephaistos didn't know how to react, she had expected to be stripped and used as soon as she entered the fancy building, but seeing The god that bow held most of her hate bowing and telling her sorry, she just didn't know what to say
"It's...alright?" She said uncertainly, and much to her surprise he kept his bowing position repeating the words sorry
"I was a foolish and immature god and I swear that I will give you space sorry for the inconvenience" He finally finished his rambling and got back up turning away and walking to his 'side'
He had split it like this to give her space, This way he wouldn't accidentally make any more mistakes with her, and she would also be able to be comfortable In her own home
"What is this?" She asked seeing the white line through the middle of the house
"That's your side... this way you don't have to feel uncomfortable, you go ahead and take the bedroom I'm fine with the sofa" He gave her a thumbs up and plopped down on the sofa without another word
'What's wrong with this god?' Hephaistos thought to herself before turning away and exploring her new home...or at least her 'side'
(A/N: Hmm, they aren't even married and Adon is already being a little bitch... I'll have to change this in the future😈)