Chapter 18 She Can Hit, I Can Hit, You Can't Hit! (3 more!)

The man, pitied by the robbers, was sprawled on the ground, limp and weak, having watched, from Jerry's point of view, a martial arts performance that was well worth the price of admission.

Feeling the fight was over, Shen Fu stood up, ready to help the formidable woman clean up the situation.

Just then, a gut-wrenching scream came from the restroom behind him, "Ah!"

A woman with disheveled hair burst out, sporting a ring of bruising around her eyes, "Who hit me, weren't we supposed to be doing a drill? Damn it, that was a hard hit!"

As she spoke, she rubbed the back of her neck.

Shen Fu hurried to intercept her, "Sis! Sis! It's a misunderstanding, all of it. My wife was just playing with you."

"Your wife, huh?" The sister's arms were thicker than Xiaodie's legs, and with one swing of her fist, Shen Fu was knocked down again, this time hitting his head on a chair.

"Damn it," Shen Fu silently swore: This is the third time!

Bai Shengnan couldn't bear to watch this, thinking that after all, that man was Xiaodie's husband. Xiaodie could hit him, I could hit him, but why should you hit him!

Bai Shengnan took big strides over, ready to have another fight with the loser, but something tripped her.

There, the guy who had been earnestly playing dead shyly shrank his obstructive leg, fiddling with the playing card to signal he was "dead" and there was no need to make things difficult for a corpse anymore.

The woman's skills truly scared him; are all bank women like this? Surely his girlfriend couldn't be this strong, could she???

Suddenly, Bai Shengnan felt bewildered, no, weren't they robbing a bank? Bai Xiaodie, could you come back here for a moment? I don't understand this world~

"What's going on?!"

The drill's chief commander came in, Manager Zhong from upstairs also descended, and the SWAT team leader who had come to arrest people along with Police Officer Guo and others all crowded in.

Although the glass was transparent and they had already seen the general situation inside from the outside, the sight of four robbers all bloodied was still shocking.

Seeing this turn of events, the female robber yelling to fight calmed down, and Bai Shengnan no longer had the spirited demeanor from before, even beginning to back away.

She wasn't afraid of heaven or earth, only of educated cops.

She had been involved in fights leading to the police station plenty of times, and as soon as the officers started lecturing, she reacted like Monkey who heard the tightening spell. If Xiaodie didn't come out to replace her now, she could indeed start rolling on the ground.

Shen Fu, enduring the severe pain on his head, embraced the somewhat bewildered Bai Shengnan in his arms.

"Manager Zhong, leaders, I'm sorry, Xiaodie got it wrong, she thought the robbers were only supposed to use simulation guns so she wanted to defeat the enemy by herself, sorry for the trouble," he said.

After speaking, he bowed to everyone, pressing Bai Shengnan's head down too, after all, she had, by her own power, messed up the drill that involved nearly a hundred people, coordinated by multiple departments, and followed by numerous media outlets.

Bai Shengnan allowed Shen Fu to handle her numbly; she had finally understood that it had all been a drill, not an actual bank robbery!

That was close, she had almost broken that woman's neck in the restroom. Luckily, she had held back, learning from past excessive defense mistakes.

The chief commander pointed at the scene of disorder, incredulously asking, "So all four robbers were taken out by you, a young girl?"

Bai Shengnan nodded, what else could it be? She felt very confused now and had no idea how to explain to Shen Fu that his wife was a martial arts expert. Maybe she should just run away.

"Just with your small stature?" The commander walked a circle around her, shaking his head, "I don't believe it~"

The head robber stood up in humiliation, "Old squad leader, she's not lying, she truly is formidable. We've been thoroughly defeated."

In her heart, the female robber wasn't convinced: She ambushed me!

Now the gang leader felt compelled to inflate Bai Shengnan's abilities, or it would seem like his own side was too incompetent.

Manager Zhong was also a bit confused at first, but now that he heard the robbers say so, he immediately climbed up the pole and said to the chief commander, "Yes, exactly, listen to me old Jiang, our Bai really knows kung fu, normally three to five strong men can't get close."

Bai Shengnan still had some pride, and couldn't stand Manager Zhong looking down on her, "Seven or eight are not a problem either!"

Shen Fu pinched her arm, signaling her to keep a low profile, your alternate personality has blown the whistle now, how is Xiaodie going to help you cover for that later!

What Shen Fu was worried about still happened.

"Since you're so skilled, young lady, would you be interested in taking a position in our Construction Bank's security department? You'd start as a mid-level manager."

The middle-aged man with glasses who had just been chatting with Shen Fu came over. Manager Zhong and Chief Jiang immediately greeted him, obviously recognizing him.

Bai Shengnan was actually somewhat tempted when she heard this, she really hated office work.

Shen Fu hurriedly nipped the thought in the bud, "Brother, there's no need for that, my wife is a graduate of the Math Department from Qinghua, which doesn't really align with your profession."

Hearing that this young girl was actually from Qinghua, everyone once again showed their respect; after all, they are the twin dragons among Xia Country's universities. As countrymen, who hasn't told their kids that phrase: study hard and go to Qinghua or Peking University in the future.

Guo, a minor character at the scene, chimed in at this moment, "The bunch of reporters outside are clamoring to come in, how are we going to handle this now?"

Chief Jiang laughed jokingly, "Well, why not let this Bai do the interview and say that the robbers were handled solely by the bank's internal staff."

The SWAT captain commented with a heavy heart, "That would make us seem so useless."

Robber: Ditto.

Shen Fu knew that if they really did that, the exercise would turn into a joke, hurting many people's pride, and he didn't want Xiaodie to be the center of attention.

So he quickly covered his head and said, "Ouch, my head, uh, what I mean is, I should be the most injured here, can you send me to the hospital first?"

Considering that there might be injuries, an ambulance was already parked outside.

Manager Zhong looked at Shen Fu's head, which had at least three wounds, and clicked his tongue, "Ouch, ouch, ouch, that's new injuries on top of old ones, hurry to the hospital, this head is the hope of Huaxia's literature, after all!"

Shen Fu took the opportunity to grab Bai Shengnan's hand, "Let my wife come with me."

Bai Shengnan even shook her arm, feeling awkward being held by a strange man.

The more she did so, the less Shen Fu dared to let go.

Other personalities at least knew to pretend to be Xiaodie in front of him, but Bai Shengnan was different; she couldn't even be bothered to pretend and just wanted to escape his sight, so Shen Fu was determined to keep her tied to himself no matter what.

The two took the VIP corridor to the ambulance, leaving everyone else behind. In the end, Chief Jiang looked at the four robbers, "Can you still move?"

"Yeah, no matter how strong the little girl is, she still lacks a bit of strength," the lead robber pressed on, belittling the girl a bit to make themselves look capable.

"In that case, let's act as if nothing just happened, let's pretend Bai never existed, let's pretend it was just a rehearsal for the exercise, and let's do it all over again!"

So the four robbers walked out of the bank dejectedly, getting ready to break in again.

The young man who had just "died" lay straight on the ground, saying nothing, I'll die first as a sign of respect.

However, it was impossible to act as if nothing had happened, impossible to act as if everything did not exist— the children who were making a fuss to see the robbers had already recorded the fight and uploaded it to TikTok...

(Thank you, everyone, the recommendation tickets are about to break a thousand, and we're also ranked 11th on the signing list, closing in on the top ten! Besides gratitude, I can only offer more thanks!

Also, does anyone know how to upload images for the characters?)