Chapter 22 Ladies, I've been exposed! (Please recommend!)

Shen Fu called out to Bai Shengnan, "Why don't you take a shower?"

Bai Shengnan looked at him nervously, "What are you up to now!"

Was he hinting at something? Did he want to sleep with her? Men are all dangerous creatures! Couldn't he wait for even one night?

After imagining all sorts of things, Shen Fu spread his hands with a bit of embarrassment, "You've been quite active today, and when I was applying medicine to you just now, your skin was all chafed~"

If he said this to Xiaodie, she probably wouldn't understand, but Bai Shengnan got it instantly.

"Ah, I guess I am a bit grimy," she even sniffed herself, "It's such a hot day, and after a fight, then running to the hospital with you, I definitely sweated a lot."

Shen Fu forced a smile, "Then you go shower first, call me when you're done."

Bai Shengnan turned to go in, muttering, "It would be nice to have a bathhouse."

Shen Fu shook his head, they were certainly two different people.

He had just sat down, ready to outline the next chapter update, when after only five minutes, Bai Shengnan called out to him, "Brother-in-law, come here, I'm done~"

If it were Xiaodie, it would take at least 20 minutes, and even longer if he joined her.

Bai Shengnan was now wearing Xiaodie's two-piece pajamas, which looked very homely. If she lay there without speaking, you couldn't tell them apart at all.

Shen Fu mounted her, exerting real effort, and an hour later, he lay beside her, panting slightly.

"What are you trying to do now?" Bai Shengnan felt completely comfortable, she even wanted to meow, but seeing Shen Fu lying on her bed made her a bit vigilant.

Shen Fu said, "This is my and Xiaodie's bedroom, please go to the guest room, Auntie, I'm attached to this bed."

Since the relationship with her was clear, Shen Fu gladly left the pleasure of the bed to himself.

Bai Shengnan didn't want to move either. She had checked; the beds in the other rooms were all ordinary, but Shen Fu's bed was high-tech, with massage and vibration features.

So Bai Shengnan employed her limited intelligence, "Shen, I think, you should sleep in the next room and leave this one for me."

Shen Fu turned onto his side, facing her, "Oh?"

"Think about it, when tomorrow morning comes, I leave, and Xiaodie comes back, you'll definitely want to find her, right?"

"Mhm."

"Once you find her, won't you both want to have some marital life?"

Shen Fu nodded.

"And aren't you both more accustomed to having your marital life on this bed?"

Shen Fu admired Bai Shengnan for being able to come up with such a reason just to sleep in a good bed, and for discussing this with her "brother-in-law," wasn't she embarrassed~

But Shen Fu told her, "Not really, Xiaodie and I are quite accustomed whether it's this bed, or the one next door, or even the sofa, kitchen, bathroom, study... and there's a different kind of fun to be had."

After these shameless words were spoken, Bai Shengnan and Shen Fu held each other's gaze for five seconds before she flipped over like a sparrowhawk and slipped away.

She screamed "shameless rogue" a hundred times in her mind, but as she lay in the guest bed, she still didn't quite understand, isn't the kitchen for cooking? That's possible too?

After Bai Shengnan left, Shen Fu got up and turned on the computer. His first contact with Bai Shengnan was too brief; he only knew that she was a bit fierce.

Having spent this part of the day with her, he understood her much better. It was time to write Xiaodie a little essay.

~

Early the next morning, Shen Fu had expected to find his delicate wife beside him, but there was no trace of her.

"Not up yet?" Shen Fu rubbed his head, ouch, it still hurt. He had three bumps on his head, and he always slept with his face down.

"Wife?" Shen Fu went out and called twice, but no one responded. The guest room was empty too, although the blanket was neatly folded.

Calling on the phone, the ringtone came from the living room. Did she go out? Without her phone?

Looking at Xiaodie's phone, Shen Fu hesitated for a while and decided to take a look.

He knew both system passwords; Xiaodie had no secrets from him anymore.

Opening the second system, he found the latest video, which was indeed recorded by Bai Shengnan.

"August 30th, I am Bai Shengnan, sisters, I've been exposed!

"Xiaodie, why didn't you tell me your husband already knows about my existence! Luckily, he thinks we have multiple personalities, so you guys are still safe.

"Also, prepare yourselves mentally, today the bank had some kind of bank robbery drill, I had no idea it was a drill, then I went ahead and dealt with the robbers, causing quite a commotion, and now I, Nan, am quite an internet sensation, hahaha!

"But this thing has blown up so much, there will definitely be people seeking us out for martial challenges in the future. To save our face and not tarnish my lifelong reputation, I specially devised a training and diet plan to build a strong physique for us, I hope everyone strictly adheres to it, especially Bai Shanshan..."

Seeing this, Shen Fu was speechless; still dreaming of becoming a steel Barbie, in your dreams!

What worried Shen Fu, though, was Xiaodie's disappearance. Could she really have gone out to exercise?

He immediately ran to the balcony to check the situation in Zizhu Park, and sure enough!

Shen Fu saw his wife's striking figure, dressed in sportswear, her hair tied into a ponytail, with a headband on her forehead making her look very capable.

She was really obedient!

After watching for a while, it seemed Xiaodie was tired from running, and then she went over to the fitness equipment, where some elders were already doing their morning exercises.

Xiaodie went up and grabbed the horizontal bar, starting to do pull-ups.

An elder took issue with this, seeming to not want to be outdone by a youngster, and started to compete with her.

These Capital City elders, each one of them a hidden dragon or crouching tiger, are all quite skilled. If our country wasn't already rich with gymnastic talent for the Olympics, these folks could probably go up and put on a show.

The elder executed a set of difficult maneuvers, resting his waist on the bar, flipping his body 180 degrees while on the bar, his head hanging down for 10 seconds, and then another 180 degrees, landing perfectly!

"Bravo!" the other elders around him cheered.

Bai Shengnan just cast a glance and continued her pull-ups.

The elder, seeing the young girl neither applaud nor offer praise, and even showing a hint of scorn, began performing even more difficult maneuvers.

He approached the highest bar, jumped up with force, grabbed it, and began to swing his whole body, gaining more and more momentum until he started spinning around.

From a few degrees, to one hundred degrees, to over a hundred degrees, until his toes were higher than the horizontal plane. Finally, like a whirling wheel, he spun round and round on the bar.

Shen Fu was almost having a brain aneurysm watching, worried the elder might suddenly lose his grip and throw himself off.

Just as he thought this, a grandmother inattentively walked right under his swinging feet.

The result was the grandmother sporting a shoe print on her face, both bruised and swollen, while the elder fell down, clutching his tailbone and wailing, cursing the old lady for being blind.

But the old lady's combat ability was formidable. After getting up, she pulled out a Red Armband from her pocket and put it on, suddenly standing tall like Qiao Feng with a sound system, dominating the scene.

The old man wasn't to be outdone and lay flat on the ground, playing the old card, using softness to overcome strength.

The onlookers burst into hearty laughter that even reached Shen Fu's ears.

But Shen Fu's gaze remained fixed on Xiaodie on the bar.

Her movements never paused due to the distraction, a perfect military standard pull-up routine that she had kept up all this time.

How many minutes has it been? How many pull-ups has she done?

This, this isn't right at all!

Shen Fu could only think of one possibility; she was not Xiaodie!