The Blood Dystopia. May Contain Vampires !
(On hold for reasons, still a nice intro to the vampires in main novel)
Edgy vampires, but with a touch of comedy.
Who the hell writes a dystopia like that!!!!!
It ain't supposed to be fun!
It's supposed to be dark!
Dystopia is Greek for bad place!
#It needs an elite group that enslaves the population!
Okay you have that.
#But what about limited resources hoarded by a few?
Also got that ...
#What about living conditions it needs to be...
Ok you have that covered.
#What about a forced worship of a god!?
And you have that too.
#Death games !?
You can't have ,....you got that too....
#A deadly world where even going outside is ....
Checks out.
That...that .... it ain't a dystopia if there is comedy !
You just ...can't ! You can't !!!!
#This author is a dumbass !!
He calls himself a professional shitposter already?
Either way don't read it ! This novel bad ! Real bad !
Join The Unnamed God Sect ! We have pie ! That not enough for you? We about to bring ruin to an entire world of vampires. All of them? Of course not! We have vampires in the sect too!
I've not read this yet cause Its 2 in the morning and I'm tired but here's another dancing penguin (in case you can't tell I really like penguins right now for some reason)
Reveal Spoiler
The Unnamed God Sect's Minion #1's Minion is here to support! If minions are minions, then are minions' minions only minions, or are they a sub-minion? This is a very important question! Anyway! This story has vampires! What more of a reason do you need?
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What do you mean I'm farming EXP? Obviously I've read every single word meticulously and can recite it backwards from start to finish! Definitely not for EXP! No no no!
Sapphire moonlight we danced together in the sand I love it when Mozart-senpai calls me señorita I wish I could pretend I didn't need him, but every touch is oooh lalala
What do you mean I'm farming EXP? Obviously I've read every single word meticulously and can recite it backwards from start to finish! Definitely not for EXP! No no no!
This novel bad. It lacks cheese too much ! Seriously a tremendous flaw that needs to be fixed ! Author if you don't change that I'm going to unfollow!
This book is a danger to public morals, not as much as the other ones however. Keep children away from it! Keep adults away from it! Keep old people away from it! Not suitable for anyone I tell you ! lol
This review has been brought to you by a purple dragon. I'm purple. I'm a dragon. Hence why I am a purple dragon. I may or may not have told the author I was just gonna spam XP XP XP and he may or may not have told me to write this instead.
I won't give this trash story any of my precious stones ! I'll keep those for the other trash story the dude writes. (Cause the other one is even more trashy you know)
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