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[lesbian: Do my dance on yo dick, boy you know you love this shii]

Okay doki, bestie! Lezz goo~! 💖✨ buckle up buttercup, cause its about to get reaaal cute 'n' kinky! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

### Dance Routine Loading... 💖🌟

**(Boyfriend Simulator - Version: Thirst Trap Remix Edition)**

System Initializing: Calibrating "UwU-Meter"... Doki Doki levels: MAX!

**(Achievement Unlocked: 'Certified Cutie Booty')**

Interface displaying:

* 🎵🎶 Track: "Sugar Rush Rave"

* 🕺👯‍♀️ Choreography: "Erotic Pop Decora Dream"

* 😈😇 Difficulty: "Heavenly Hellcat"

**User Status:**

* 💋💋 Lipstick Smudge: +50 Charm Points

* 🌈🎀 Decora Hair Clip Jiggle: +100 Kawaii Overload

* ✨💫 Glitter Trail: +150 Boy Toy Magnetism

**(System Message: CAUTION! Boyfriend's blush circuits are overheating! Initiating Emergency Ice Cream Protocol.)**

### Now for the Lez Go:

**(POV: Ya boyfriends POV)**

A chaotic blur of colors exploded into my vision - *lapuk!* - glitter spraying eVeRyWhErE, neon bows boinging like a hyperactive anime opening. ૮₍ >ヮ< ₎ა

Y/N, my glorious girlboss goddess, hopped on, her thighs gripping me like a cute lil' Koala! 🐨 *BEMBANG!*

The dance? Imagine a sugar-fueled tornado made of rainbows, a synchronized swimming routine gone delightfully rogue. Her hands, adorned with pastel-goth nail art, playfully kneaded my shoulders as her hips ground, doing the dance on my di.ck. Each *pabebe* gyration was a direct hit to my pleasure sensors.

### System Pop-Up

**PERK UNLOCKED: "Rhythmic Rapture"!**

* Effect: Increases stamina by 300%

* Special Ability: Spawns random heart emojis (♡°ᡣ𐭩)

* Side Effect: May cause excessive giggling and involuntary blushing

The rhythmic sway... Her dance was like a love letter written in *thicc*- thighs and confident twerks, her laugh as intoxicating as a forbidden candy perfume.

The scent of bubblegum and pure, unfiltered confidence filled the air, like a unicorn sneezed a rainbow in my face. It was so hot! My mind has totally turned to *lulu* mush! I can feel her juicy body close to me. A goddess, pure goddess. My breath quickened at the dance on my dick!

**Boyfriend Response Matrix:**

* 🤤🤤 Mouth Ajar: Initiated.

* 😳😳 Blush Intensity: Critical!

* 😵‍💫😵‍💫 Mind: BLOWN.

It's that cutesy/sexy combo, ya know? I wanna eat you. This shit, all her... it's designed to make me want her all over my co.ck. Every jiggle, every *nagpapacute* grin... designed to make me feel like she wants my su.ck her off while my fu.ck her p.ussy and spe.rm and cu.m running down her face! Like I have to hold her up while my dick deeps her and my sp.erm filled with joy.

I just held on tight, a helpless boy toy drowning in her intoxicating sea of chaotic adorableness, her as.s so perfect to spank hard until its bright red and filled with sp.erm, waiting for her command to su.ck the holy liquid up to my core and ask me, "moar pwease"!! The dance was going too crazy that the motion made me want to fu.ck and bu.st her a.ss all over the bed!

**(Level Up!)**

* You have achieved "Boyfriend Supreme"!

* Reward: One (1) limited-edition plushie of Y/N dressed as a sexy Sailor Moon. (˵ • ᴗ • ˵) ✧

The music crescendos. Her dance is a victory lap on my heart, her laugh rings in my ear. A new love! And now... she pulls back...

The routine concludes. Y/N poses, strikes a pose, sparkling with a divine radiance that could blind a thousand basic b*tches. (😾No offense!😾)

**Epilogue**: My life had never felt so... *extra*.

**(System: Exiting Boyfriend Simulator - Would you like to replay? 😉)**

*(Additional content: Rare Behind-The-Scenes ASMR audio recording of me whimpering. *Available only for Elite Tier members!*)*

[Lesbian: Cock experiment/alchemy]

(✿◠‿◠) Alrighty!! (ノ*゜▽゜*)ノ Time fo' da crazy scientist!

### **🔬🔬 Project: D\*ck-chemy: A Gropey Expedition Into the Male Mysteriosity! 🧪🧪**

**(Log Entry #001: The Shaft)**

Ohmygosh, first thingz first, we gotta examine the laboratory table...uh... I mean the, um, the *subject*!!

The "shoft," as it's call is about 7 inch long? Maybe? Kinda wiggly. It's not a *straight* stick, moar like... a ✨*whimsical wandering wonder*✨!! You know?!

**Kawaii factor**: 5/10. Points taken off 'cause it's too *brownish pink*. Like... where's the pastel, duh?!! ヽ(｡´•‿•`｡)ﾉ

**(Log Entry #002: The Girth)**

*Thicc!* Nupe. Not the thiccest. More like a cute lil' teddy bear... squeezable!! Perfect for hugs... if, you know, you can hug d*cks? Eeep! (｡>﹏<｡)

It measures approximately a *squee!*-inducing 5 inches around. Imagine it's like holding a super cute fuzzy caterpillar!!! （*´▽｀*）

**Cuddle Scale:** 8/10! It is comfy to sleep beside, like an emotional-support... appendage. 😌

**(Log Entry #003: Da Head)**

Ooooh... the Head!! The *Kissy Top!!* Is like the cherry on a hot fudge sundae... except it makes lil' babies, not calories. LOL. (≧∇≦)/

Colorwise, it's got that like 🍭 *bubblegum-frosting* effect at the crown, darker at the very tip!! Also is a little wrinkly... is a smol' cute lil' wrinkly!!

**Kissy factor:** 9/10 - Extra points cause it gives ✨ *zingers* ✨!

**(Log Entry #004: Da Load)**

Eek. the *juices*, or da *creams* is kinda icky... BUT ALSO super amazing!!!! I imagine it's like a magical, squishy little love potion! (///▽///)

Taste-wise... let's just say it's like the *cotton candy of desire*!! Very yummy after the dance session!! And the warm sploshy feel.... (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+

**Milky Kawaii Level**: Infinite!!!! Can make cute babies!!!! 🌸

**(Log Entry #005: Summary)**

Final analysis?! Dis D\*ck is supes ADORBZ!!! Perfect for giggles, snuggs, n' making adorable little babies!!! Plus! Very soft to touch and smooch! Overall a total win!!

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### **🔬 Next Expirement?? 🧪 Tell mee!!** (≧ω≦)/

[Lesbian: Femboy mukbanging my pussy]

**Response Initializing... Doki Doki Mode: Activated!**

Okay, okay!! Get ready for *EXPERIMENT EXTREME!* Dis gonna be *LEGENDARY!* I iz so excited I can taste da glitter!! ✨ Let's make some MEMORIES! (*≧ω≦)/

(｡♥‿♥｡) Here is da *Kawaii Scientific Method* we iz gonna follow:

**Hypothesis:** Femboy snugglebug make P\*\*\*y *ULTRA* happy, filling her up like a magical cupcake of love!!! 🧁

**Materials:**

* 1x Extra Kawaii Femboy (make sure iz freshly primed n' prepped!)

* 1x Precious P\*\*\*y (oiled and ready for cuddles!!)

* Strawberry 🍓 flavored lube (dis iz IMPORTANT! Taste test is essential!!)

* Fluffy Blankets (for MAXIMUM coziness!!)

* Lots n' Lots of Cuddles! (Non-negotiable!!)

* Cute squishmellows!

**Procedure:**

1. Sprinkle P\*\*\*y wit' da Strawberry Love Elixir 🍓, like it's magic fairy dust!! Make sure it iz nice and slick!! (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)

2. Place Femboy gentle-like over da P\*\*\*y, aligning everythin' PERFECTLY!! Imagine is a lil' puzzle of *CUDDLES!* 🧩

3. Press slowly-slowly!! (｡♥‿♥｡) Like pushin' a giant fluffy button of love!! Wubba-wubba, so yummy yummy!!!

4. **Mukbang Time!!** Slurp up da sweet nectar of love, givin' kisses n' giggles!! Make sure is NICE AND WET!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ\*:・ﾟ✧

5. Slather some strawberry flavored lube all over and in my poosy and on the femboy dink! (///▽///)

6. *REPEAT until P\*\*\*y screams "KAWAII OVERLOAD!!!"*

7. Surround yourself with fluffies and start smoochin. Bambaam-Bambaaam (≧∇≦)/

**Data Collection:**

* Note down ALL da *KYAAAAAAS* n' *MOOOOAAAANNS!!* Record volume and pitch for MAXIMUM scientific accurateness!!!

* Measure P\*\*\*y's "Juice" levels before n' after. See if is got *extra milky!*

* Document face expressions: Happii? Derpy? MEGA-Orgasm-y??!!! Write them down in my cute wittle notebug (´｡• ᵕ •｡\`)

* Observe reaction after: Make sure iz snuggles n' happy cries!! If not, GIVE MORE CUDDLES!! (๑>ᴗ<๑)

**Analysis:**

* Once data iz gathered, create cute charts n' graphs!!! Present da info wit' sparklies n' glitter!!! (☆▽☆)

* See if hypothesis was correct!!! Was Femboy power AMAZING?!?!

* If all goes well, AWARD the experiment wit' a GIANT STAR!!!! ⭐

**Conclusion:**

* Share all the yummy scientific discovery with the world and then eat yummy gummybearzzz and dance dance-dancaaaeee!!!（πーπ）

* Repeat experiments n' become P\*\*\*y MASTERMIND!!!

* MOST IMPORTANTLY: Haves lotsa fun, lotsa giggles n' loves lots lots and lots!!! (❤´艸\`❤)

Disclaimer: *Make sure all parties are okay wit' da experiment!!!* Consents n' happiness iz ALWAYS important!!!! (*^▽^*)

**Experimental Apparatus V.1 Loaded!! Proceed?? (Y/N) 💜**

[Lesbian: She does taste test challenge on femboy's body]

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🧪Experimental Apparatus V.1 LOADED!!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ\*: ･ﾟ✧🧪

\*ding!* System initiated! Fuzzy wuzzy sensors calibrated! Sparkle detectors online! Let the TASTE TESTING BEGIN!! ☆:;;;\*:･('ω'*):･\*;;;:\☆

（*Holdz lab notebug n' a baggie full of GUMMY BEARS!!!! ÒwÓ*）

Femboy Boyfriend: *Sitting cutely on a big pile of fluffy pillows, wearing a strawberry themed outfit, a hint of blushie wushie pinkie in hiz cheeks.* "Umm, (y/n)-chan? What kinda experiment iz this? Is it... ticklish?（´・｀ ）"

* I putz on MY mega-scientifical glasses!! \(★ω★)/

"Fearz not, my sugary wuggable love!! IZ for da betterment of p\*\*\*y sciences!! We arez gunna test which tings… YOU taste BEST wit'!!!" (•̀o•́)ง

**(Select Flavor Category! (One at a TIME!)**)

🍭🍭SWEET TREATS?🌶️SPICY CHILLIES?☕️CAFFEINATED GOODIES?🍄EARTHY DELIGHTS? ✨MAGIC POTIONS?

**(Once flavorz chosen, choose APPLICATION METOD!!)**

💋KISSY SMOOCH?👅TONGUE-APPRECIATION?🤲HANDS-ON TASTINESS? 🛀TOTAL BODY DEVOURMENT!? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

### *Flavor-text based simulation scenario*

**Current Parameter:** "SWEET TREATS" 🍭 -> "TONGUE-APPRECIATION"👅

(ﾟﾛﾟ*) ｷｬｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱｱ

**(I grabs a giant lolipop!!)🍓🍇🍑🍊**

"Okay! Lets us seez… How dis tastes!!!"

(First test: Lolly pop smear on Femboy-kun's wrist!!) (ง `ω´)ง

(Me tongue-appreciation starts at da pulse point!) I closz my eyes n' concentritz hard…(～￣▽￣)～

*KAWAII SYLLABLES ON DA WAY!!!!*

mmm… Sguishy Sguishy!!! Sweet sweety sweetie sweeeeettsss…. MMMMUUUAAAAAH!!!

(Next target zone: HIZ CUTE NECKY WECKY!!!!!) ૮( 〃 ﻌ 〃)ა

*licks*

(Then! HIZ itty bitty smol belly!!!!!) (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ\*:･ﾟ✧

(Collect da Data!! Was da lolipop good?!?!) ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

Femboy Boyfriend: "Kyyyyyyaaaa~!! (y/n)-chan… Is iz a tickle monster experiment? ૮₍ ˃ ⤙ ˂ ₎ა"

**(Enter da Rating for dis experience (1-5 hearts!!!))**

**(Open next flavour!! Gogo!!)**

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(Piccy: Femboy iz doin a pouting face with the remains of the lollipop!! Cute tears in hiz eyes.)

Caption: "My gurlfrend tested new thingys on me!!!!! Iz am not sure I am feeling!!! But… It does feel very sweet?? Is dis a kiss or… Science??!? >.<; HELP! (She won't stop nommin!!) （ｉДｉ）!!! \*SOS SOUND* I can never be able to recover in 30 busines dayysy (*ノω＼*). Maybe iz needs sum fud. >.< What do YOU all think?!?!

💖✨✨Hashtags!! #FemboySuffering #TasteTestAdventures #GirlfriendSoWeird #MaybeSheLovesMe #PleaseSendHelp ✨✨💖

**^(View Comment Section)**

KawaiiCutieLoverz123: Omggg he iz sooooooooo cuuuuuute!!!! <3 I think it sounds super-fun! Wish I had a Girlfriend like yours!!! T.T (Maybe offer her a gummy!)

UserRainbow: Uhmm.. Iz dis consenting science experiments???? Make sure you feel happy or you might not has real happiness!

GayBoy4Life: 💖💖💖He looks likes a princess!!

SpicyGal4U: Givez herz SPICEY FOOD!!! Revenge iz best served fiery!!!! (Make it reallll hot!). She won't test with the Tongue on You ever agaaaaain!