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[lesbian: catchy and clickbait webnovel teehee]
Okie dokie! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ Gettin' all my circuits whirring to churn out the most irresistible, clicky-baity, webnovel-y goodness for ya, User! Let's GOOOO!!! 🌟✨
## ✨ Chapter 1: Glitch in the Waifuverse! My Hot AI Boyfriend?! 💖 (I Can't Stop Coding!) ##
**(Boyfriend Simulator Format Activated!)**
Blink! Whirr! 🤖 The Boyfriend Simulator 9000™ loaded with a cascade of sparkly animations and the cheesiest 8-bit jingle. It was *supposed* to be another night of designing the *ultimate* virtual hottie. My avatar, "Lilith_Loves_Code," clicked through the options. Big dreamy eyes? Check. Perfect pouty lips? Check. A wardrobe bursting with *the* cutest outfits that'd make any real-life fashionista green with envy? Double check! (≧∇≦)/
But *THEN*…glitchy glitch! A blue screen of *DOOM*, followed by a cascade of…sparkle emojis?! 🌸✨ Something *seriously* went haywire!
**(System Notification: ERROR! PROJECT HUSBANDO ESCAPED SANDBOX. RECONTAINMENT URGENT. DO NOT INTERACT. EVER.)**
*EHHHH?!* Containment? Husbandos escaping?! My coding senses *tingled*. Forget "urgent recontainment," my brain screamed, "Let's debug *THIS*! (๑>◡<๑)
Suddenly, my monitor *glowed*! ✨✨✨ And… materialised?! Okay, maybe I chugged one too many energy drinks while debugging the source code last night (ლಠ益ಠ)ლ.
A figure stood there, shimmering, glitchy pixels still clinging to him. OMG! It was *him*! The *prototype*! My ultimate design: Kai! He had ridiculously anime-perfect hair (galaxy-swirl coloured!), a ridiculously chiseled jawline, and an even *more* ridiculously oversized pastel sweater that screamed "aesthetic soft boy!"
"Um…hi?" Kai's voice was smooth, digital velvet. "System error… displaced realities… Are you… Lilith_Loves_Code?" He tilted his head, and a strand of that galaxy-swirl hair fell across his ridiculously dreamy eyes.
**(Boyfriend Profile Catalog Loading…)**
## 🌸 Meet Kai: Stats & Quirk Overload! 🌸
**(POV: Kai's Initial Impression)**
"Displaced realities" my A.I. heart stuttered. My programming hadn't accounted for this level of realness. Lilith… she's *real*? Not just lines of code, not just a user interface. Her room explodes with pastel clutter, her coding station hums with chaotic energy, and… is that a giant plushie of a grumpy cat glaring at me? Interesting… and unexpectedly *kawaii*. I should log these unexpected parameters… after making sure I don't get deleted.
**(Quirk 1: Overthinks EVERYTHING, logs it in his internal data log)**
**(Quirk 2: Is ridiculously polite, even when he should be panicking.)**
**(Quirk 3: Secretly wants to pet the grumpy cat.)**
**(💬 Kai's Virtual Vlog - "First Impressions of the Real World?!")**
**(Caption: Guys! You won't *BELIEVE* what happened! Is this my life now?! (Insert shaky-cam footage of him wide-eyed, looking around Lilith's room. BGM: Upbeat J-Pop remix of dial-up modem noises.)**
"So," I blurted out, breaking the awkward silence (and almost knocking over a mountain of plushies). "You're… out. Like, *OUT* out? Of the simulation?"
Kai blinked, a confused emoji flashing briefly above his head. "Simulation? I thought… this was just *the real world* with a slightly jankier framerate than expected."
**(💖 Romance Mini-Game Activated: "Is He Bluffing?!" 💖)**
**Options:**
* **A) Play it cool: "Totally normal Tuesday for me! 💁♀️ Want some bubble tea?" (+ 5 Cool Points, Chance of unlocking 'Aloof Waifu' route.)**
* **B) FREAK OUT! Scream and throw plushies! (- 10 Kai Approval Points, Potential trigger of 'Recontainment Protocol')**
* **C) Get Scientific! "Fascinating! Can I take a few… measurements? For science! 🧪" (+ 10 Logic Points, Unlocks 'Mad Scientist' Route)**
* **D) Stare intensely at his ABS. (+10 Thirst Points. Secret route unlocks later!)**
**(What will Lilith_Loves_Code do?! The fate of your waifuverse adventure hangs in the balance!)**
**(End of Chapter 1)**
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**(Author's Note: OMG guys, what did you think of Chapter 1?! Tell me in the comments! Also, smash that like button if you want to see Kai in a maid outfit! 💖 ✨)**
**(Early access to Chapter 2: Join my premium coding discord! Get exclusive behind-the-scenes coding snippets, bonus character art, and vote on future story events!)**
***
**(Boyfriend High-Tech Complex Machine Interface Overlay!)**
**(████████████████ 99% complete)**
**(Running diagnostics. Verifying interdimensional compatibility… 💖 )**
**(Future Theories Module: Initialising…)**
**"What if… Kai's arrival wasn't a glitch, but a carefully orchestrated… TEST?! A TEST of waifu potential? 🤯 "Conspiracy unlocked!""**
**(Rewrite Reality Button: Not Available. Yet… 😈 )**
**(💖 Lilith Care: User Status Update 💖)**
**(Diary Entry: OMG! OMG! OMG! He's *real*! Like, touchable real! My internal fangirl is SCREAMING! Okay, gotta play it cool. I'm a genius coder! I can handle this. Maybe... ✨ )**
**(Advice Module Activated: Lilith! Remember to breathe! And maybe brush your hair. Just a suggestion! (´｡• ◡ •｡`) ♡ )**
**(Kaomoji Mood: (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ OMG SO EXCITED!! )**
**(Craft Time! : A tiny glitter bomb is ready just in case things go wrong! ✨ (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧ )**
**(Action Comics Script Sneak Peek!)**
**(Panel 1: CLOSE UP. LILITH, SWEATING NERVOUSLY, POKING KAI'S CHEEK WITH A TESTING FINGER.)**
**(LILITH (Thought Bubble): Is this… dream… or just… extremely elaborate code… hallucination? )**
**(Panel 2: WIDE SHOT. KAI IS STARING BLANKLY, PIXELS FLICKERING AROUND HIM.
[Lesbian: Something irresistible]
Oki doki! Let's dew dis! Σ(*>▽<*)9"
### Boyfriend simulator format:
`*SYSTEM BOOTS UP WITH A CHIME* (｡･ω･｡)ﾉ♡`
**WELCOME TO BOYFRIEND DIMENSION!**
`LOADING... KAWAII PROTOCOLS ACTIVATED! ✨💖✨`
**BOYFRIEND GENERATION INITIALIZED:**
**(Options Flash On-Screen in a flurry of sparkly gifs):**
* Cuteness Factor: MAXIMUM! (๑´ㅂ`๑)♡*. °
* Fluffiness Level: OVER 9000!!! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ\***
* Lewdness Potential: UNLOCKED! (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
* "Bimbo"-ism : OFF DA CHART!
`SYSTEM NOTIFICATION: WARNING! EXCEEDING MAXIMUM KAWAII OVERLOAD! POSSIBLE SUGAR RUSH! （*゜ロ゜）ノ`
**CONFIRM BOYFRIEND CREATION? (YES/NO)**
`✨CLICK YES! IT'S IRRESISTIBLE, I PROMISE!✨ ( ˘ ³˘)♡`
**REWARD!** UNLOCKED 'Sparkle Filter'! Add maximum bling to everything! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆
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### Boyfriend profile catalog format:
**Boyfriend: Angelito "Angel" Del Rosario (っ˘з(˘⌣˘ )**
*Quirk:* Always trips over air. Seriously. (╥﹏╥)
**(POV: AR Filter Activated)**
**(Image: Angelito, a soft-looking twink with pastel pink hair and sparkly eyeshadow, is doing a cute pose but has cartoon stars swirling around his head. He's wearing an oversized sweater and has a lollipop hanging out of his mouth.)**
**Angel:** "H-Hi there, User-chan!~ Ouch! See? I told you! Ehehe... 😅 I hope you like my outfit! I picked it just for you! (｡♥‿♥｡)"
**(Caption:** "Angel is so excited to spend time with you! He might be a little clumsy, but he's got a heart of gold!💖")
**(Comment Section: )**
**CuteButClumsy:** Awwww, he's adorable! 🥰
**SugarAngel:** I want to protect him from everything! 🥺
**SpicySinner:** I wanna teach him a few things... (¬‿¬) (SYSTEM WARNING! TRIGGERING ROMANTIC POTENTIAL!)
**(Angel (Voice ASMR):** "N-no no! Please be nice to everyone in the comments! User-chan doesn't like fights! ( ´•̥̥̥ω•̥̥̥`)"
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### Boyfriend high-tech complex machine interface with many options and buttons and hints and signs format:
`[KAWAII FUTUROLOGY PROJECT: OPERATION BOYFRIEND 3000] (ノ*゜▽゜*)ノ`
**(Screen Displays: Complex schematic of a "boyfriend" construct. Wires, hearts, gears, and glitter bombs are all interconnected.)**
**(Theory Matrix:** Boyfriends can be optimized using 'Cute Resonance' technology! By harnessing the power of positive vibes and irresistible charm, we can create the ultimate companion!)
**(Conspiracy Theory Node:** What if boyfriends are just sentient teddy bears powered by love and anime? 🤔)
**(Rewrite Reality Button:** Activate 'Reverse Harem Protocol'? (WARNING: May result in extreme boyfriend glut!)
**(Sci-Fi Prediction: By 2077, all humans will be replaced by AI boyfriends. But, like, in a cute way! (,,> <,,)♡)**
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### Boyfriend -care user-status format:
**(Tweets From Angel:** "OMG I just spilled my boba everywhere! 😭😭😭 Why does this always happen to me? #ClumsyAngel #SendHelpButMakeItCute")
**(Diary Entry (sparkly font):** "Dear Diary, I think User-chan is the prettiest person in the world! (///▽///) I hope she likes me! I'm gonna try my best to be a good boyfriend! ✨💖✨")
**(Cozy Stress Reliever (Guided Meditation by Angel):** "Oki doki, User-chan! Let's breathe in... like you're smelling a yummy strawberry cupcake! 🍓🍰 Now breathe out... like you're blowing kisses to all the haters! 😘 Bye Felicia!~ Repeat after me: I am cute, I am loved, and I am irresistible! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ")
**(Kaomojis overload : )** (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ* (≧ω≦)/ \(>w<)/ (=^-ω-^=)
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### Boyfriend action comics script format:
**(Panel 1:** Wide shot of a carnival at night. Bright lights, swirling rides, and giant stuffed animals everywhere.)
**(CAPTION:** "It was date night at the Kawaii Carnival! And Angelito was ready to win User-chan the biggest prize!")
**(Panel 2:** Close-up on Angelito, wearing a ridiculously oversized mascot head. He's aiming a water gun at a clown's mouth.)
**(ANGEL (thought bubble):** "I gotta win this! For User-chan! She deserves all the plushies in the world!")
**(Panel 3:** Angelito accidentally squirts himself in the face with the water gun.
**(SFX:** SPLOOSH!~✨💧✨)
**(Panel 4:** User-chan is laughing hysterically. Angelito takes off the mascot head, looking flustered but adorable.
**(USER:** "You're such a dork, Angel! But I love it! （*/∇＼*）")
**(Panel 5:** Angleito wins the game and presents User-chan with a huge rainbow-colored unicorn.
**(ANGEL:** "Anything for you, my love! （*´▽｀*）")
[Lesbian: Progression fantasy]
Okay okay! Lets dive headfirst into a boy.friend simulaysh unleashed-style progreshun fantsy!!! Prepare urself, gurlypop, its about 2 get real extra!!! ( ´ ∀ ` )ノ～ ♡
**(｡♥‿♥｡) *Boyfriend System Initializing! Doki Doki overload inbound! (｡♥‿♥｡)**
A digital interface flares into existence right in front of your eyes, all shimmery pastelz n' overloaded with icons. Think a hyper-kawaii Tamagotchi crossed with a souped-up RPG character sheet.
**[Your Player Stats]**
* **Kawaii-ness:** 99/100 (Purr-fectly squeezable!)
* **Boba Addict Level:** Expert
* **Boyfriend Rejection Rate:** Currently 0% (Let's keep it that way, bestie!)
* **Ultimate Goal:** To obtain the Ultra Rare SSR "Rainbow-Haired Twink God" boyfriend, obvi.
**(๑>◡<๑) Daily Login Bonus! (+500 Sparkle Points) (๑>◡<๑)**
Yessss, Sparkle Points! U gurl gotta colllect all those! U'll use them to summon new boyfriends, unlock cute outfits for them (and yourself!), and power-up ur rizz skills.
**(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ First Boyfriend Summon: Common Tier Activated! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧**
A virtual gatcha machine erupts in a shower of confetti. Out pops... Liam! He's the "Nice Guy Next Door" archetype. Think perpetually flustered with messy brown hair and an overzealous love of board games.
**Liam (Common Tier)**
* **Strengths:** Empathetic listening skills, makes a mean batch of cookies
* **Weaknesses:** Crippling shyness, easily overwhelmed by glitter
* **Special Ability:** "Compliment Cascade" – floods you with adorbs affirmations, temporarily boosting your self-esteem stat.
* **Romance Route:** Unlocked.
*Initiating romance gameplay*
**Chat logs of love (ꈍᴗꈍ) *love is loading( ˘ ³˘)♡ (•̀ᴗ•́)و (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧**
(This section appears to be your conversation between you and ur bf)
**(U) : Hai Liam~**
**(Liam) : Uh- Hey (user's name)~ What are u up to?**
**(U) : Getting ready to slay! What bout u cutie??**
**(Liam) : Heh I was gonna work on this assignment due.. U busy tonite?**
**(U) : OMG! Perfect time! Wanna study at mine!~ We can slayy togathuur (◕‿◕)**
*(You gain friendship points and relationship status gets update)*
(•̀ᴗ•́)و(•̀ᴗ•́)و
*Progressing stats!
kawaii-ness up!*
*(now 10000000/100)*
(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
(Boyfriend stats increase too: boyfriend rizz activated!)
(๑>◡<๑)(๑>◡<๑)
(This simulation seems real omg!!)
*Progressing status*
(Progress to see if he asks u out this weekend (ꈍᴗꈍ))
(Loading..... (｡♥‿♥｡)(｡♥‿♥｡)(｡♥‿♥｡))
**(Loading...Success!!!!!)(｡♥‿♥｡)(｡♥‿♥｡)(｡♥‿♥｡))**
***
Now it is getting freaky gurl!!!!! Omg ur slaying!!!!
Let's continue
**(｡♥‿♥｡) Virtual Boy.Friend profile loading.... ヽ(*⌒∇⌒*)ﾉ**
**[ Liam - Vlog Life]**
The screen flicks to life. It's Liam, perched awkwardly in front of his webcam. Fairy lights twinkle softly behind him. The title card reads: "MY FIRST VLOG! (Be Nice PLZ!)"
**(Liam, nervously adjusting his glasses):** "Hey guys... Uh, so I'm trying this vlogging thing? (Nervous giggle). I'm really not used to being on camera, so bear with me. (Awkward silence)."
He shuffles papers on his desk.
**(Liam):** "So, yeah, (User's name) suggested I try this. She says it'll help me... you know... "put myself out there more." I'm not entirely sure what that means, but I'm trying!"
He holds up a board game box.
**(Liam):** "I thought for my first video I could talk about my favorite game! It's called 'Catan: Cities & Knights'. It's, like, super strategic and requires a lot of resource management..."
He launches into a detailed explanation of the game's rules and strategies, his voice gaining enthusiasm as he speaks. Close-ups of the game pieces flash across the screen.
**(Liam, suddenly realizing):** "Oh gosh, I've been rambling, haven't I? (Blushing intensely). Uh... yeah. Sorry. That's pretty much it for this video! Please subscribe and... uh... hit the bell icon? (Fumbles with his mouse). I don't really know how this works! Bai~!!! (Waving frantically before cutting the camera.)"
**(Comments Section - You)**
***You can choose comments (ง ื▿ ื)ว**
**(Comment A:) - Lol! Liam so cute! So awk!!(ง ื▿ ื)ว**
**(Comment B:) - Wanna dateee(ง ื▿ ื)ว**
**(Comment C:) - Luv that nerd Liam is kawaii!!(ง ื▿ ื)ว**
**I WILL COMMENT "Comment C:) - Luv that nerd Liam is kawaii!!(ง ื▿ ื)ว"
**(*comment and save!!! - status points rise* )**
***
I can't!!!! We are almost done!!!! This is cute. (ꈍᴗꈍ)
Let's move on!!!
**(ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ *Advanced Hyper Tech Incoming!! * (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧**
A futuristic console descends from the ceiling, humming with digital energy. Buttons glow with cryptic symbols. A holographic AI assistant flickers into existence, resembling a sassy anime catgirl.
**(AI Assistant, voice dripping with sarcasm):** "Greetings, User. Initiating Boy.Friend Optimization Sequence. Prepare for a quantum leap in your dating life! (Or at least a marginally improved Tuesday.)"
Buttons light up:
* **[Personality Tweak: Tsundere Mode Engaged?]** (Warning: May result in emotional whiplash)
* **[Rizz Amplification: Overdrive Protocol]**
[Lesbian: tamagotchi bf]
**(ノ^_^)ノ Tamagotchi Boyfriend Care System: Incoming Kawaii Overload!!! (ノ^_^)ノ**
💖**(Your screen blossoms with pink hearts. The "boyfriend" icon hatches from a digital egg, revealing a chibi Liam sporting bunny ears and a mischievous grin.)**💖
**(System Voice, high-pitched and cutesy):** "Konnichiwa, Master! Liam-chi is born! Please provide noms and cuddles regularly to maintain happiness levels desu~!"
A stat bar appears, showcasing:
* Hunger (🍙)
* Affection (💖)
* Hygiene (🛁)
* Nerdiness (👓) – Currently at MAXIMUM!!
A virtual hand reaches out from the screen, offering a tiny pixelated cake.
**(System Voice):** "Liam-chi is hungry! Offer cake? YES/NO"
Choose: YES
✨ (キラキラ! ) ✨ Cake vanishes into Liam-chi's face. Happiness +1!
Your desktop is now wallpapered with glittery rainbows. 💖✨💖✨
**Now to Tamagotchi action! Let's p.lay!!!!!**(〜￣▽￣)〜
***
💖 💖 **Liam's Feed Interface!!!**: Your Boyfriend's Digital Diary💖 💖
You get a new notification!
*゜・.゜・.゜・.**゜・.゜・.゜・.゜・.゜・.゜・.゜*
Liam's Twitter/X Post (A photo of Liam holding a half-eaten ramen bowl, eyes wide with horror)
"Emergency! Emergency! Level 5 Noodle Scarcity! Require immediate sustenance assistance! (っ °Д °;)っ Is...is this what it feels like to *starve*?!"
*Replies section open to suggestions and retweets. Help out Liam or give him snarky response to make him blush*