chapter:1

I was awoken by miia trying to make out with kimihito again in the other room, I got up and was about to open the door but I began to hear moaning so I decided not to open the door, I walked into the kitchen to make breakfast, I then herd a familiar voice behinde me.

Smith: hey john.

John: hey, smith, whatcha need?

Smith: oh I just came by to check on miia, where is she by the way.

I then herd splashing noises and both of them shouting.

kimihito: miia!!

Miia: darling bath with me!!

I then turn back to smith.

John: sounds like they are having a blast.

Smith: I can tell.

John: oh how rude of me, would you like breakfast?

smith: coffees good.

John: creamer?

Smith: black please.

I then made her a cup and gave it to her.

Smith: thanks.

Kimihito them walks into the room all soaked.

John: what the he'll happened to you?

Kimihito: it happened again.

Smith: remember what I said before, no deflowering.

John: what?

I though about it and it popped in my head.

John oh I get it.

Smith: by the way John I've seen your weapon collection in the room.

John: ok?

Smith: did you know that here in japan it is against the law to own a fire arm.

I then began to panic and I was about to have a heart attack.

John: no guns? No glory? WHAT THE KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!!

Smith then walked over and slaps me across the face.

Smith: better?

John: yeah, I needed that.

SLAP!

john: I needed that too.

PUNCH!!

John: YOUR PUSHING YOUR LUCK SMITH!!

After Smith leaves.

After Smith left I got a text from her saying my apartment tonight.

Miia: darling?

Kimihito: yes miia.

Miia: is the laws that really big of a deal?

Kimihito: I'm sorry miia but it really is.

1 hour later after miia accidently crushes kimihito.

John: ok this is only going to hurt for a second.

I relocated his arm and began wining like a baby.

Miia: will he be ok, I'm sorry darling!

John: he will be fin it will take a while for it to stop hurting.

Kimihito: it hurts like a b#tch!

John: well that's the first I've herd you swear.

Miia: so now what.

John: well while he is recovering for a day im gonna take you shopping for clothes.

Miia: are you askingg me out on a date?

John: what? No, I'm just taking you shopping.

Miia: well if it's ok with darling.

Kimihito: just go.

At the mall.

Miia: hey john.

John: what?

Miia: could you pass me my skirt.

John: oh um yeah sure.😶

I grabbed her skirt and passed it to her.

She then slithered out of the curtains and did a pose.

Miia: how do I look?

I gotta admit she did look attractive, but she likes kimihito so.

John: you are cute.

She blushes.

Miia: oh stop it.

John: sorry I had to get it out of my system.

Miia: it's ok.

She went back Inside the curtains and I noticed a triangle shaped cloth on the ground, I picked it up and looked at it.

Miia: john have you seen my panties.

John: uh what do they look like?

She then peeked out of the curtains and blushed red as a tomato.

Miia: AAAAHH JOHN NO!!

john: for god sake im sorry.

She quickly grabbed her weird looking panties.

5 minutes later.

We purchase the skirt and shirts and left the store, as we were walking people were giving me us dirty looks, I looked at miia and she had a sad look on her face.

John: hey don't worry miia, there all just jerks.

Racist man: hey would ya look at that another of one of those freaks.

Racist woman: she is so damn ugly, how the hell could anybody f%ck her.

When those words were said I took my pistols out of my holster and pointed at them.

Jihn:F#CK YOU YOU F#CKING FAGGOTS

I was about to pull the trigger but I was slapped into a wall by miia tail.

Miia: im so sorry John I didn't want you to kill anybody!

john: it's alright the important thing is that you stopped me before I did, now c'mon let's get out of the street.

We both went into a ally that lead to a love hotel.

John: well this will have to do.

We went inside and rent a room for a day and we both sat on the bed and watched tv.

John: hey miia?

miia: yeah

John: I'm sorry about how I acted, i just tend to lose control.

Miia: it's ok, I would get angry too.

John: but miia, you never been at the breaking point, I'm the only one that has.

Miia: look, I know you get that angry really easy, but it's ok.

John: alright.

I then noticed her hand on my hand.

John: miia, don't you like kimihito?

Miia: yes but suddenly I'm getting a strange feeling, huh I guess it's nothing.

She removes her hand and suddenly the wall burst open, I grabbed miia and took cover and grabbed my m1911.

John: IDENTIFY YOURSELF!

Then Smith came out of the smoke with a few guys with her.

Smith: oh sorry wrong room.

John: wait before you guys go can you give me and miia a ride home please.

Smith: why yes, I saw what happened earlier.

Miia: wait you were there and you didn't do anything?

Smith: hey c'mon I'll make it up to you.

As we were walking down the stairs I noticed that the racist couple were.

Racist man: hey it that freak again!

Smith: knock it off!

Racist man: oh what are you going to do about it she is a freak and Will always be a skanky looking freak!

Smith: it's not what I'm going to do, it's what he's gonna do.

All of a sudden I can up behind him and sucker punched him in the face.

Racist man: oh you wana go?

John: I wouldn't get cocky.

He tried to swift kick me but I dodged and kicked him through a window.

John: ok miia let's go home shall we.

At the house.

Miia: darling I'm home.

Kimihito: oh hey miia Smith told me what happened are you two ok.

John: yeah, well I almost killed somebody today but he'll be alright.

Kimihito well should get dinner going.

All of a sudden the frount door opens and Smith pulled out something that belonged to miia.

Smith: hey miia you think you forgot somthing?

John: uh oh.

Miia: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Chapter end)