"Papa, how long will you stare at handsome brother?" Liling rolled her eyes. Her father was like a lovestruck man who just saw his first love under the gentle moonlight in a romantic-comedy novel. He had been staring at Xiaojun for so long.
"This is not a gay rom-com novel!" Liling jumped and kicked her father's stomach to separate him from Feng Xiaojun.
"Oh…" Liling's father didn't feel hurting at all, but he felt like there was a slight nudge on his stomach. He dropped Xiaojun carefully and was tongue-tied, but he had his eyes glued on Xiaojun.
Xiaojun himself was confused. He also didn't know what to do. But he knew that Liling's father might be awestruck by his handsome face. Like an instant defense mechanism, Xiaojun used up all his might and power to show his aegyo, his cute charm in front of Liling's father.
"Please don't hurt me. I really am just trying to protect Liling. Good papa, please don't hurt, okay?" Xiaojun's eyes blinked few times to magnify his cuteness. It was proven to be extremely effective as Liling's father had his cheek reddened.
'My mom will definitely kill me if she knows that I act like this in front of a man. There goes my pride as the master of Feng family and CEO of Feng group,' Xiaojun cried in his heart.
Liling frowned at this scene. Her father was that of a fierce man. He was like an unshakeable mountain that was both feared and respected by his men and everyone around. He was also unforgiving against his enemies.
In fact, Liling still remembered the last time one of their allies tried to send a beautiful woman to the Long Mansion, so she could entertain Master Long. Who would have expected that Master Long would destroy the whole room, not because he had a fun time with that woman, but because that woman couldn't play chess, nor she could appreciate poems.
He was angry because he wasted his time on someone uneducated.
Xiaojun continued acting cute to save his life, "XiaoXiao is a cute little bunny, please don't hurt or little bunny will cry, wuwuwu."
He started addressing himself with his small name used only for his family or maybe… just maybe… lover in the future.
'I really have no shame. I'm sorry, my ancestors, I have to do this to save my life. I shall pay respect if I can survive this,' Xiaojun thought in his heart.
Liling watched her father, whose face had gotten red like a tomato. She pulled Xiaojun's cuff and said, "Handsome brother, stop it. Look closely at what you did to my father. He becomes stupid now."
Liling pointed at her dad's red face. Xiaojun stopped his act and saw that Liling's father was dazed, with a nosebleed and red as tomato face, "Ah… I guess it's too effective for him."
Liling rolled her eyes, "Don't do it too much, or you might be my second father… or, should I say, my mother in the future."
"Wha—" Xiaojun was speechless by Liling's directness. He started blushing himself, "No, no, I'm not into… men."
Liling shrugged, "Oh well, honestly, I don't care if he likes man or woman. He is still my father nonetheless. As long as he doesn't marry a scheming bitch."
"Anyway, I have to leave now. My father is a very traditional man. He will scold me if I don't sleep before twelve."
Liling walked to her father's side and then tried her best to pull her father. But her father was like an unmoveable stone. Liling sighed and glanced at Xiaojun again, "Brother, can you act cute again and persuade my father to leave? He might stay like this for the whole night. Call him Papa dragon."
Xiaojun felt that the situation was absurd, but he wanted to leave the park as soon as possible anyway. Thus, he blinked a few times and showed a cute smile, "Papa Dragon, you should leave now, bunny wants to rest. Let's meet again someday!"
Slowly, Liling's father moved his leg and walked awkwardly as Liling guided him out of the park, "We will meet again, handsome brother! Bye!"
"Wait, how about those men?" Xiaojun pointed at four men who had been beaten by Liling previously. They were still unconscious on the ground.
"Ah, don't worry. I didn't injure them in the vital spot. They will wake up tomorrow morning," Liling said lightly, and she left the park with her father.
Xiaojun felt that today was absurd. He wished to Buddha that he would have someone to accompany him, but what he got was four fainted burly men, a Chun-Li, and Lu Bu in a suit.
"Today is bizarre. I know I should have followed Shi Qiang and watch a BL stuff together," Xiaojun sighed. He finally took his phone and called his driver.
***
Meanwhile, it took Liling a tremendous effort to bring her father back to their car. The car had been surrounded by Long Family's men. Long Family was a feared and well-respected underground mafia group for decades. They had been well established for many generations, although her father, Long Shan, had been planning to make the group less intimidating and focus more on the legal businesses.
"Miss Liling! You are finally back!"
Liling shoved her father inside the car and sighed, "Yeah, I'm back. Uncle Jiong, let's go now."
Uncle Jiong was a middle-aged man serving as Long Family's personal driver since Long Shan was young. Uncle Jiong frowned when he saw Master Long dazed the whole time.
"What happened with Master Long?"
"Oh, that? He had just witnessed the charming power of a cute moon bunny. He is in love with that bunny now," Liling said carelessly, which shocked all the subordinates around the car.
Uncle Jiong was surprised. But he was also delighted, Long Shan had been single for too long. If he met a woman that he fancied, then they would mobilize all Long family power for Master Long's happiness, "Really?! Shall we start preparing for the wedding?!"
"Oh no, it might take a while… if ever," Liling sighed, "The moon bunny is not into man, sadly."
…
Uncle Jiong and all subordinates around assumed something;
'That moon bunny is a lesbian?'