Chapter 13: I’m back
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Ever since my encounter with the original my efforts have been redoubled people say a life and death experience changes a person. Well people are absolutely correct if someone is handed an unreachable hurdle they either fight tooth and nail to surpass it or they give up I chose the former over the latter.
After my return to the world of the living I learned to use shadows though my limit so far is 3 shadow spikes out the ground at a time unfortunately. Either way I've decided today is the day I summon my first human summon I can only hope this goes well.
Bringing the summon gacha into icier to my hands I tore it in two. The famous or more accurately infamous gacha wheel began spinning I saw many options from esdeath to saber from fate.
The wheel slowly stopped spinning landing on a figure I knew all to well the hater of hypocrites the harsh reality herself.
"So your my master my name is Jeanne de arc alternate lily let's fight against the gods together new comrade" said the now name alter in a dignified yet pissed tone of voice.
I responded in kind "very well Jalter let's fight the gods together and free humanity from its shackles."
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"Who the fuck is jalter and who the hell are you!!! I was being formal before but WTF is this bullshit I was about to kill the original, you colossal asshole do you know how hard it was to get to her I'm the FIRST PLACE!!! Seriously why did boss send the weaker ones first this isn't a god damn novel or video game where you strengthen them by protagonist by sending grunts! Honestly useless mastermind types piss me off! And most importantly why am I a fucking loli and where are we!?!"
'Well she has some anger issues... not that I'm much different when pissed but still just... WOW' I wondered if I was anything like her when I was pissed 'pffft nah I ain't that bad... right?'
Deciding to explain the situation I tried my best. "Ok so you seem to know novels right you read fanfics?" Her ears turned even more red seemingly out of embarrassment "Baka master of course I have!"
'Well this makes things easier' "you heard of an anime called RWBY?" She nodded again... "what the hell did you think alters do in our spare time unlike the OG grail angra mainyu gave snacks and a TV so of course I have. Why tho?"
'Wow it seems angra mainyu ain't that bad I would've joined him for the manga alone never mind the snacks..' "well to simplify this bullshit I was reincarnated in RWBY as Ravens daughter with a system and the physique of Scáthach which by sheer coincidence or some omnipotent asshole(A/N pfft yea right blame the viewers not me). And well shit happened I guess? I'm not a story teller that's the best I got so yup let's stick with that.
'1...2...3...' "oh neet" 'HUH!'
"Wait what weren't you supposed to flip out maybe throw a tantrum kill a few people or something?"
"Well usually yes but whilst you were horribly explaining it the system told me instead and said something about you having a similar past to mine so... I just accepted it... but I don't like you or anything fuckin Baka!'
[hey host hate to but in but I altered Ravens memories since let's be honest you have neither the brains nor charisma to come up with a decent bullshit excuse so mwahaha... ahem I mean enjoy]
As he said that I saw a my demoness of a mother crossing a nearby small hill to approach us. "Hello little runt, honestly I am sorry for not telling you about the family secret (system) but your the inheritor you lucky runt!' She says merrily before ruffling my hair very violently for a few seconds I swore there were three of everything.
"And to top it off our ancestor even got his successor a wife what a fucking champ! Hell the legends said he was one hell of a playboy but still what a legend if *sigh* only men these days were half as good as him oh well no skin off of my bones." She then turns her head to Jalter.
"And you pip squeak I may like you but the second you consider hurting my baby girl." She said before slightly unsheathing her blade.
Jalter not being happy with threats yelled "bring it on you moody ass cun— *hmmph*" luckily I covered her lips preventing a feud that could last gods know how long with Jalters tsundere personality and mothers moody grudge holding personality.
Raven looks at Jalter with a glare but gives up seeing my best attempt at a pleading look and mearly says "if you want to be my daughters 'wife' prove to me your strength" she said before unsheathing it.
Hmmph this woman thinks she's tough shit. Cheeky sone of a British whore (A/N she's french from medieval times chill out they hated each other back then some still do). The system told me about her past and quite honestly we were very similar in some ways burned at the stake by those we trusted. Heh I suppose she's the best master I could've gotten we both hate hypocrites and have some.... 'slight' trust issues. She's a good master far better than that red haired kid who almost summoned me with a hero complex that will end up getting himself killed.
I had two main weapons when summoned my flag and by dark sword I named 'defiance' showing my defiance to fate and all those of whom try to control me and that I will defy them like hell would I serve under some spoiled noble prat.
I summoned 'defiance' seemingly shocking my masters mother quite a bit she unsheathed her own sword similar in style to a Japanese katana. Honestly never like katana's I'm more into European swords call it nationalistic pride though I have little left.
She stared me down as did I her. Her battle intents intensity is surprising for a woman in an anime I believe they were called usually are pretty light hearted so it's refreshing to see a warrior though I may not have my old strength I sure as hell have my muscle memory.
I charged at the woman she blocked expertly her stance was on point as was her reflex's any attempt at a slash or stab made blocked though seemingly with some difficulty. Fufufu let's see how far masters mother can go. I slashed diagonally from her left shoulder downwards. She blocked as expected.
As she she blocked i swiftly kick at her knees causing her to trip slightly I side stepped tossing my sword from my right arm to my left to surprise her as I did she was clearly shocked seeing this old french trick. Though as I slashed she pulled a short black dagger from a pack strapped on her belt. She grinned and said "Raven 1- brat with a stick up her ass 0" as she slashed at me it grazed my cheek and I fell down.
'WTF just happened I was showing off to my master what happened'
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name: Jalter
Titles: Alternate, Tsundere, tough bitch
Race: Human
Class: Saber
Class level: 1/100
Former classes: None
Age: 6 (doesn't age above 20's)
Level: 1 (starting point)
Party: Scáthach: level 1: status healthy
Jalter: level 1: class ruler level 1: status paralysis poisoned
STATS: (average human is 5) (average trained hunter is 20)
Strength: 25
Agility: 25
Dexterity: 25
Intelligence: 10(Jalter:"excuse me what bitch!)
Wisdom: 7 (Jalter: fetch the crusaders)
Luck: same as Scáthach's luck
Skills:
[Unholy combat level 1/20]: your attacks deal ten times more against all people who believe in any gods. (Jalter: damn I like this system)
[appraisal]: yes
[aura level not unlocked]: hint ask master
[semblance (locked)]: unlock [aura] first
Passives:
[Tough woman]: all insults have a 10% chance to activate state [enraged] on the targeted person or persons
Noble phantasms:
None: you have no legend make yourself one you unknown scrub and prove those fools wrong and show them you are the strongest Jeanne in existence.
Inventory: flag spear (uncommon), defiance (rare) (in use)
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Raven looked at me with an approving smile and said to master in a strange tone "you got a keeper kiddo but still get me a few grandkids would ya I'm sure there's a semblance out their for it"
Master with a slightly red face that was very cute honestly sheepishly said "y-yes mom will do" Raven then said "drag her with you will ya I'm too lazy" she said before given me an ever so subtle wink.
Before I knew it Scáthach picked me up Bridle style and smiled sweetly and said "come on we're going home Jalter" I felt my face heat up as I mumbled "yes" to her, her face brightened even more seeing my reaction.
Maybe this life will be fun after all....
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Author discussion: (non-canon)
Author: so Scáthach how is your new life exactly please tell the audience
Scáthach: what audience? Anyway so far it's been nice Melancholy-sama thank you for the second chance though it's had its twists and turns it can't get much worse.
Author: *not so discreetly whistles* well ANYWAY what's your opinion on Ozpin?
Scáthach: ima kill that pedo ass headmaster! Well he has no reason to hold a grudge so far right.
Author: *sweats* well~~
Scáthach: *deadpans* what did you or I do this time....
Author: well you see your Ozpin may or may not beleive your ancestor Satanta cucked him sleeping with Salem... jealously is a dangerous thing you know? Secondly your his successor meaning you are a threat to his ever fragile throne of delusions and hypocrisy. And thirdly... out of pure spite I may have manipulated Gae Bulg to as it flew to you burn his tiny cock off.
Scáthach: *fistbumbs author* good job, but seriously though did Satanta cuck him.....
Authors GF *dragging me away*: I'm taking you on date night whether you like it or not i booked a seat at ##### so stop writing date night now. (this is actually IRL happening today why do I am I submissive to her we're both martial artist women! Well bye have a great night!)
Author: well see you next time I'll answer you next time but for nkw my GF is hrny and wnts datr night gtta go c ya!
Scáthach: mwahaha author is whipped
Author being dragged away: screeeeew yoooouuuuu toooooo