Auto Save 03: This is….indeed the third part of this show

-Alright, I got the queen. I win this game.

-No you dumb brain, you are not supposed to have a queen as the last card.

-Oh, is that so…

What the hell are you guys doing here playing old maids?! The god-damn chapter is about to begin. Move, move, move! Get everything ready. Alright, we got all under cover now. Turn the lights on! Roll all the cameras! Aaaaanddd! start.

Razahan:Yo, everyone. It’s me, the one and only, Razahan-sama, the god of wishes.

Suimi:And his assistant hostess zzzzzzz …

Razahan: .......

Suimi: zzzzzzz….

Razahan: ….Suimi, you there?

Suimi:Suimi. The goddess of zzzz sleeping. And welcome to

Both of them: 500 words with Razahan-sama and Suimi zzzz.

Razahan: This is our third time being in with the show. Although, I am not sure if anyone even reads the story…..No, no. Don’t get sad author. I am just saying cuz it’s all quite.. well, I bet some people just looking around the story and enjoying themselves. What do you say Suimi?

Suimi: zzzzzz I think so as well.

Razahan: See? Anyway, on with the show.

Suimi: Today’s guest of the zzzz show is none other than..

Both of them: Hanjiro no nēchan, Hanako.

Hanako: …..Huh? What’s going on? I was in my room just now. Did I fall asleep?

Razahan: Do not worry. We will bring you back to your house after we finish…

Hanako: No, thank you. Take me back to my home right now.

Razahan: ...she is just like his brother.

Suimi: Seems so. Zzzzz

Hanako: What are you waiting for? I don’t want to stay in this place. Get me back to my house. I have to finish my work!

Razahan: Don’t worry, the stop in your world has stopped. So there is no need to worry about it.

Hanako: Hmm, you like those gods from anime. Are you one for real?

Razahan: Yes, I am Razahan, the god of wishes. Nice to meet you.

Hanako: If you really are the god of wish, then, please give me a promotion in my job.

Razahan: Stop being lazy and work hard for once.

Hanako: I knew it, you really are just a stupid cosplayer.

Razahan: How dare you mock me like that. I am going to..

Suimi: Let me handle this. Zzzzzzzzz

Hanako: Is she some kind of goddess of sleeping?

Suimi: Yes, I am.

Hanko: Ohh! Can I pray to have 12 hours sleep today?

Suimi: zzzz well, sure. Zzzzzz. You will get sleep about 12 hours today zzzz without worrying. If you just agree to give an interview with us.

Hanako: Sweet, I am okay with that. You are better than this tired looking retard.

Razahan: …...I’ll make sure you get a demotion. Just wait…

Hanako: Did you say something?

Razahan: Anyway, we ran out of many words because of your meddling. Let’s just quickly get over with it.

Suimi: So Hanako, what month and date did you born?

Hanako: I was...hmm three months before Hanjiro’s...Oh, yes. I was born on 20th April.

Razahan: I see. A Taurus then.

Hanako: Don’t say that name to me. I can’t believe my zodiac sign is Taurus of all sign. I can’t even look up my daily fortune.

Suimi: zzz you seem to be happy when you get zzzz good luck though.

Hanako: That’s….another story.

Razahan: Right, right. Well, what do you think about your brother?

Hanako: My brother huh…..well, he was a pretty stupid and easy going. I make him to everything for me. He wasn’t such a bad brother. But….

Razahan: Maybe it was a bad thing to ask.

Suimi: Yeah. (sobbing noise from Hanako from the background) zzzz Look. You made a twenty-four years old woman cry.

Hanako: I don’t really hate my brother that much...I was really shock when I found him lying dead in front of his computer.

Suimi: What is your favurite color?

Hanako: ‘sob’ I like sakura.

Razahan: That’s a pretty color. I am sorry about killing your brother and sent him to another world. What? Don’t look at me like that. Anyway, we are almost running out of words..

Hanako: Where is Hanjiro?

Suimi: In Rapengya. Enjoying his time in a nice and beautiful harem.

Hanako: Rapengya? What the heck is that place? Can I at least see him?

Razahan: Yeah, yeah sure. I will accept it as one of your wish.

Hanako: I still want a promotion.

‘A portal opens in front of them’

Suimi: See that guy zzzzz sleeping on that bed in there? That’s your little brother. He is really enjoying himself. Yeah, he is….zzzzzz

Hanako: That’s him? This is another world? …..I think he isn’t enjoying himself. I-I will go help him out as his big sister.

Suimi: You just want to zzzzzz get isekai’d don’t you?

Hanako: …….

Razahan: Oh the heavens' door. Look at the words. We already passed 500. We better shut down the sh..

Hanako: Let me get isekai’d like my little bro! I don’t want to work as an office clerk anymore!

Suimi: Bye bye. Here is 12 hours of sleep zzzzz you prayed for.

Hanako: Wait, hang on! No! YOu can’t do this to..’snoring’

Razahan: Well, that was a wild interview. Good thing that damn bot666 didn;’t appear.

‘Screaming and destruction on the background’

‘Bot666 going brrr’

Razahan: Mayourwishgetfullfilled

Suimi:andyougetzzzzzzagoodsleeptoday

Both of them:Andenjoytheshortsofrpgsekai! Weareout!

The END!!! (Screaming and panic still continuing on the background)

Rpg Sekai Shorts part 3!

Chapter 5: Critical Hit!!

The moon shining bright in the starry night sky, as Hanjiro sleeps peacefully on his bed. Dreaming about nothing but a black screen. Without him knowing, a shadowy figure, just like usual unlocks the door to his room.

The small human like figure slowly walks toward the bed. Little by little, the distance between them gets shorter.

Finally, the figure came beside the bed and glanced at the sleeping Hanjiro. The figure threw its hand to the air and dived to grab the blanket which is wrapped around Hanjiro’s body. With its full force, the figure tries pulls the blanket out from Hanjiro. But, it didn’t budge.

“Heheheh. Nice try Emona. You think you can pull this thing night after another? Guess what? I am not gonna let this happen tonight.”

Emona backed up from the bed and silently glared at Hanjiro who is smiling victorious.

“You didn’t sleep?”

“I learned that you always at this time of the night. So, I stayed up all night and waited for your footsteps. When I heard them I pretended asleep and waited again for you to pull the blanket. Hahahaha! It’s your lose Emona.”

“....you really think I didn’t know you weren’t sleeping?” Emona said with her usual expressionless face.

“Huh?”

Emona backed up more from the bed and stand still. She stared at Hanjiro with her expressionless eyes.

“I knew you were awake waiting for me to arrive. I also played along. Now, time to use my trump card.” She suddenly started to run toward the bed.

“He-hey! What the heck you think y- gahhah!”

Hanjiro was headbutted by Emona and got knocked out from the bed. He fell to the ground with a loud ‘thud’.

“Owowowo, what the heck?!”

“I win in the end. Also, if you try to resist this again, I am going to throw you off the bed instead of jus pull of the blanket.”

Emona, walked out from the room victoriously, while Hanjiro groaned on the floor with pain.

Chapter 6: Jogging in this beautiful morning

The sun has raised its head in the southern sky, illuminating its surrounding sky with crimson light. The slightly cold wind breezes over the beautiful garden in front of the Purplehood mansion. I was taking a jog around the garden as usual. The wind was chilly, so I got myself wrapped with a jacket that Milona gave to me. The flowers were dancing as the wind breeze upon them. Most of the flowers are almost dying. The maids are replacing the flowers with winter flower seeds. I walked around the garden and examined their work.

“Good morning Hanjiro-sama. Enjoy your walking in our beautiful garden.” Shino said as I was passing by Furorem and Shino working on a flower-bed.

“Hmm, good morning to you two as well.”

“Don’t catch cold staying outside too much.” said Furorem. I continued to walk and examined their work.

And that was one of my peaceful morning jog around the garden of Manor Purplehood. There is nothing else to read here.