Auto Save 4: Welcome to the episode number 4
The hall was quieter than before and all the workers are already in their position. There was not a single person who was lazing around or chatting idly. It must be the effect of the big banner saying,
“THOSE WHO WANTS TO LAZE AROUND WITHOUT DOING THEIR WORK CAN EXPECT TO GET A HUGE PAY CUT.
-DIRECTOR ”
“Good, good. Everyone is already on to work. Now this is what I always want to see. ‘Sipping the cup of coffee’ Cameraman ready?!”
“HAI!”
“Are the lights working fine?!”
“HAI! Director-sama!”
“Is the crazy bot secured well?”
“I guess..I mean HAI!”
“Now, let’s get to work then. Wait what did you say?”
Razahan: Yo, everyone. It’s me, the one and only, Razahan-sama, the god of wishes.
Suimi: And his assistant hostess zzzzzzz Suimi. The goddess of zzzz sleeping. And welcome to
Both of them: 500 words with Razahan-sama and Suimi zzzz.
Razahan:On this show our guest of star is none other than
Suimi: zzzzzz
Razahan: .....’Ahem’ suimi. you are supposed to say the next line.
Suimi: Dandold Scrimegour zzzzzz Menifant the Crusader. Give a round of applause for him.
‘A round of applause’
Dandold: What in the world?
Razahan: Ah, welcome to the show my fellow work shipper.
Dandold: Wait, Razhan-sama. Is this you who summoned me here?
Razahan: Hai Hai. Bless you child.
Dandold: At your service Razahan-sama! ‘Bows repeatedly’ What do you need from a crusader?
Suimi: Just a little interview. Nothing so zzzz special.
Dandold: Oh, is that so...Well I will be happy to do so then.
Razahan: That’s the spirit. Well let’s begin without any further ado.
Suimi:So, Dandold.
Dandold: Please call e me Dan.
Suimi: Dan, Why did you become a crusader zzzz ?
Dandold: Well, I thought this job would suit me, so I picked this job.
Razahan: I see. No special reason.
Suimi: Next question zzzzz Why do you stay here in this Midlofhin Town for almost 3 years? Most of your old college has left the town already?
Dandold: Hmm...to answer that I have to tell my background story. So the story is like this…#$@#@%$#%@##@#$%#$@#$#$%#$#$$...
‘The censored story continues for 20 minutes’
Dandold: And so, I decided to stay in this town and to p@#$#$#$@#$#$.
Razahan: We swear that he didn’t say anything offensive or swearing.
Suimi: We censored it just in case zzzzzzzz no one gets spoiled. The author will add the story in zzzzzzz future chapters.
Dandold: Who are you talking with Razahan-sama?
Razahan: You don’t have to worry about that. Now, to next question we go.
Suimi: What food do you like from the guild of Midlofhin?
Dandold: I like almost every food. But, one my favorite is the grilled tireless cow steak. It not also good but also reminds me to be tireless like the cow.
Suimi: That’s a scary thing to zzzz do.
Dandold: Huh?
Razahan: I have a question for you myself. Why do you wear that gauntlet on your left arm?
Dandold: Oh, because I am left-handed. This gauntlet increases my attack and I only have one.
Razahan: I forgot we didn’t mention that in the story yet. Oh well. Who cares. Spoilers for you guys.
Suimi: One final question. What is your motto?
Dandold: My motto? Well, I that might be…’ Train yourself hard. Be it you are strong or weak’ ”
Suimi: Not a good one.
Dandold: ...
Razahan: Anyway that’s it for today’s show everyone. You will be returned to your training up on the mountains with your comrades.
Dandold: Yes, please do.
‘A big explosion’ ‘boom’
Bot666: Bzzt! Human flesh! God bzzzt killa!
The bot666 tried to approach Dandold with murder-mode activated. Everyone tried to stop it.
Dandold: What is that?
Razahan: Not this again! Is it really hard to keep it down!?
Suimi: Dandold zzz quickly ‘dodged the incoming god killa beam’ get inside the portal.
Dandold: But what is that doing here?
Razahan: Guera-sama! Guera-sama! Oh, I mean ‘Ahem’ that’s it for today! Hope you get your wish fulfilled!
Suimi: And have a nice nap.
Razahan and Suimi: Enjoy the RPG Sekai Shorts!
Razahan: Guera-samaaaaa!!
~The End~
RPG Sekai Shorts Part 4
Chapter 7: The Panty Incident
“Damn it. Where the heck did I put it?”
A usual morning in the Purplehood Manor. Hanjiro looking for something in his room. But in vain.
“I thought I put back in my room. Did I forget and left it in my pocket?”
Hanjiro run out of his room and get face to face with Babo, one of the young maids of this mansion’s master.
“Hanjiro-sama? Good morning.”
“It’s afternoon. Forget that, do you know where the laundry are?”
“Hmm, the one who are in charge am laundry, oh yes, I am one of them. They are still in the changing room beside the bathroom.”
“Thank you very much.” Hanjiro ran past her as fast as possible.
“Don’t fall off the stairs, Hanjiro-sama. Wait, why was I here again?”
Hanjiro ran downstairs and headed to the bathroom. It was very closer to the staircase, so it didn’t take him long to get there. He entered the room and searched for a basket. He found it under the empty space of the wooden cabinet.
“Alright where are my pants..”
He dug through the pile of cloths. After looking through the basket he came across a specific fabric. A cream-colored triangular piece of fabric.
“Wait, is this a....pa-pa-pa..”
While Hanjiro was distracted by the cloth of culture, Lina was passing by the bathroom.
“ ‘Nyaawn’ I want to get a showe...ho? Isn’t that Hanji? What’s e doin?”
Lina hid behind the wall and observed what Hanjiro was doing.
“Oh, heh. I thought he had no interest in this kind of stuff. He likes Furara’s panty? Man, it would be cool if it was mine. Oh well, I will forgive him for this time. I guess I have to bathe later.”
Lina went away leaving the shocked Hanjiro behind who was holding the cream-colored triangular cloth of culture.
(A/N:Please don’t get offended anyone)
Chapter 8: The maids night
The night sky was illuminated by the bright stars and the half moon beaming its silver light. The light did not miss touching the manor of Purplehood. Inside the manor, while the masters sleeps in the dark, a group of women chats idly in the dark of the manor.
“Ne ne Rubede. You went to Joro-sama’s room today, right? How did it go?”
“Ara ara Bustina. Are you jealous of Rubede?” Milona said.
“N-no I am not. I just want to know what happened.”
“What can I say, it was a pleasant experience.”
“Ohh!” everyone seems to be interested in the topic. Including the moody maid Furorem.
“What are you talking about nee-chan!” Mashaya interrupted the conversation.
“Masha, what are you doing here? Go play with others.”
“Eh? But I want to talk with you too.” Aneca drove her out from the adult zone.
“Alright, continue the story.”
“Alright, this morning I was cleaning the first floor than suddenly, Joro sama touched my butt....”
“Jeez Joro-sama. I am working right now.”
“I am sorry about that Rubede. It’s been a while since I did it.”
“Well, if you like, ‘aproaching lewdly toward Joro’ you can do it now if you want...they are out for breakfast.”
“Really? You are not joking with me like usual are you?”
“Hmm..who knows.”
“Stop teasing me like that.”
“I am sorry Joro-sama. Punish this servent for misbehaving.”
“Oh I will alright.”
~Present time~
“And then, I got teleported into his dark room without noticing. The rest is....you know.”
“Woah! You guys did that Nya?” said Mao the only demi-human.
“ ‘Sniff’ I want that kind of treatment as well.”
“There there Triste. I will pat you.”
“ ‘Snif’ Th-thank you Emona. Why are you here though? Aren’t you suppose to go play with them.” said Triste to Emona who was patting her head.
“It’s fine. She is already matured out. She can stay here.” Sophie the blondie announced.
“Yay! I won!”
“Ah! I lost to you again Sasada. And keep quiet, Joro-sama might be sleeping.” said Lola as she slapped Sasada’s head. And they begin to fight.
“Hey, no fighting.” Aneca stood up and went to stop the fighting between Lola and Sasada.
“Oi Nesuro, are you sleeping or not?”
“ zzz I am. Stop talking already. I am dreaming about Hanjiro-sama patting my head as I am sleeping.”
“I am the one who is patting you though nya.” Mao said with Nesuro sleeping on her lap.
“Agh. That damn Hanjiro.... Hanjiro-sama. I can’t stand him.” said Furorem.
“Why though? He seem like a nice guy. He let me rest on his bed when I went to make his bed and clean the room. Oh shit.”
“I will make sure that you work pretty hard next time, Liz.” Milona said calmly with her temples twitching.
“He is the reason why we can’t enjoy our time with Joro-sama. You guys have to work for him.”
“I don’t mind at all. He always treats me nicely. Never stared at my boobs that much.(‘There is no way that’s true. Even Joro-sama stares at them all the time.’ said Furorem.) He is a pretty funny guy.”
“Hmm, I should mess with him sometimes. Hehehe.” Rebede gave off a sinister smile.
“You are creeping me out Rebede.” said Bustina as she was shaking.
“I think we should go to sleep.” announced Emona.
“Oh ye Emona. What do you think about Hanjiro-sama?”
“Hmm....he is dumb.”
“....That’s all?”
“Yes. Now if you will excuse me. I have to finish a work before I go to bed.”
“Going to Hanjiro-sama’s room I see. Alright. Good luck.”
Emona stood up and walked past the kids who were disagreeing to go to sleep with Aneca trying her best. She open the door to the kitchen room and got out of the room for the Maids. Now, her destination is without a doubt, Hanjiro’s room.