why me???

on a boat in the sea you can see three people a buff panda looking man staring at a orange haired girl who's currently tied up and glaring holes through everybody and a moss headed young man just drinking his sake and enjoying life

wade:okay nami now dont you think you're overreacting a bit

nami:you kidnapped me you bastard KIDNAPPED ME

wade:yes..and you're point?

nami:ಥ_ಥ (why me)

wade gets a bit serious:ok listen to me nami I know about you I wont claim to know you but I know about you and about what you've done

I know how you gave up your freedom and dream of mapping the entire sea to become a thief and pay back arlong to free your village.

AT this point even zorro was listening intently

wade:and as mush as I find that respectable and brave

nami looks happy hearing me call her respectable and brave

wade:I cant allow that to continue now can I

zorro just smirks while namis confused

wade :after all what kind of captain would I be if I allow my navigator to be like this so you can stop worrying and just relax we'll take care of that gaint fish for you

nami seems to be getting emotional

wade: after all the only one allowed to fuck my cremates is me...ehm I mean fuck with my cremates...ehm ehm I mean fuck over my cremates is me yes that is what I meant fuck over not fuck with...well I mean unless u want to ofcourse.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

both nami and zorro: ಥ_ಥಥ_ಥ (why me)

nami:Sigh I appreciate what your doing truly..besides the kidnapping part but you guys cant kill arlong hes just to strong,how about you help me gather the money and I promise you I'll join you crew?

wade smiles and just duck tapes her mouth

wade:do not worry unbeliever I shall kill the false fish God of yours and convert you to the true faith of the great chaos panda!! wade says fervently

nami:ಥ_ಥ(whyyyy meeee)

45 min later

you can see wade and zorro walking into a village with a struggling nami on top of Wade's shoulders

wade:oiiiiiiii village people!!

Wade's shouts attract the people and they look towards him

wade :rejoice for I the great choas panda shall kill your false fish gods today!!

nojiko:NAMI! is that you, oii you bastard put nami down!!

wade:so come and follow me to see their downfall!!

nojiko:oii! dont ignore me you panda bastard!!

after saying that wade just turns around and runs away towards arlong park with most of the villagers following him most to get nami back and some just cuz

3.25 min later

now we can can see both wade and zorro standing outside the gates of arlong park while nami has just stopped struggling and accepted her fate

wade:oi zorro

zorro:hmm

wade:these bastards are actually strong so take this seriously.

zorro just shows a vicious smirk and ties his bandana while unshething his swords

wade just drops nami on the ground without giving a shit (nami:ಥ_ಥ why me ) and kicks open the door with a revolver in his left hand and a katana in his right

"DIE YOU FALSE FISH GODS"