Wei WuXian wanted to wash his face so that he could gaze upon the face of his body's owner,
but there wasn't any water in the room, not even for drinking or washing. The only basin-like
container was probably, he suspected, for lavatory purposes instead of cleansing.
He pushed the door, but it was fastened with a latch, most likely to prevent him from wandering
outside. None of these things made him feel the joy of reincarnation at all!
He figured that he might as well sit in the Lotus position and get used to his new home. Time
flew by, and the day had passed. When he opened his eyes, sunlight seeped inside from the gaps
of the door and windows. Although he could stand up and walk around, his still felt lightheaded.
Wei WuXian was puzzled, Mo XuanYu's amount of spiritual power is so insignificant that it
could be ignored, so there shouldn't be a reason as to why I can't control this body properly.
Why doesn't it work?
Then, a noise came from his stomach, and he realized that this wasn't related to his spiritual
powers at all. In fact, it was because this body had not practiced inedia and felt hunger. If he
didn't scavenge for food, he might become the first villainous ghoul who starved to death upon
arrival.
Wei WuXian lifted his foot and was about to kick the door open, when, suddenly, the sound of
footsteps approached. Someone stomped on the door and grunted, "It's mealtime!"
Nonetheless, there was no indication of the door being opened. Wei WuXian lowered his head
and saw a miniature door with a small bowl set in front of it on the bottom of this one opening.
The servant outside shouted again, "Chop-chop! What are you waiting for? Take the bowl out
after you finish!"
The door was slightly smaller than the kind for dogs to crawl through. It didn't allow the passage
of humans, but bowls could be easily pushed inside. There were two dishes and one serving of
rice, which looked quite unpleasant.
Wei WuXian played with the pair of chopsticks that were stuck into the rice, feeling quite bitter.
The YiLing Patriarch had just returned to the mortal world, but the first things he came upon
were a kick and a scolding, not to mention the leftovers that served as his welcoming-meal. Where were the blood and gore? The ruthless slaughter? The absolute destruction? Who would
have believed him? He was like the tiger in a flatland, the dragon in shallow water, the phoenix
without feathers, losing his advantage and belittled by those weaker than him.
Then, the servant outside spoke again, but with laughter this time, "A-Ding! Come here!"
The sweet voice of a girl answered from a distance, "A-Tong, are you delivering the meal to the
one in there again?"
A-Tong clicked his tongue, "Why else would I come to this ominous courtyard?"
A-Ding's voice sounded closer, as if she was in front of the door, "You just deliver one meal a
day, and nobody cares if you're lazy. This is such an idle task, yet you think it's ominous. Look
at me. I'm so busy, to the point that I can't even go outside to play."
A-Tong complained, "Delivering his meal is not the only work I do! How can you dare to go
outside these days? With so many walking corpses out there, everyone's locking themselves in
their houses."
Wu WuXian squatted by the door and listened as he ate.
It appeared to be that, ever since a while ago, the Mo Village hadn't been peaceful. Walking
corpses, like their name, were dead people who could move, a type of low-level altered corpse.
Unless the deceased person held strong resentment, they were usually dull-eyed and sluggish.
They weren't overly dangerous, but they were enough to alarm the average person, especially
with their vomit-inducing stench.
However, to Wei WuXian, they were the most obeying puppets. When he heard them being
mentioned, he even felt a sense of familiarity.
A-Tong seemed to be making a face, "If you want to go outside, you'll have to take me so that I
can protect you…"
A-Ding replied, "You? Protect me? Stop bragging. Are you sure you can defeat those things?"
A-Tong said bitterly, "If I can't defeat them, other people can't either."
A-Ding laughed, "How do you know that other people can't defeat them? Let me tell you—
today, some cultivators came to Mo Village. I heard that they were from a very prominent sect!
The madame is talking to them in the main hall, and everyone in town is watching. Can't you hear the noise? I don't have time to play around with you; they might give me more work
afterwards."
Wei WuXian listened attentively. Sure enough, the faint bustling sounds of people came from the
east. He pondered for a moment, stood up, and kicked on the door. It cracked with a clank.
At that moment, the two servants, A-Ding and A-Tong, were flirting with each other, and they
screamed as the door suddenly flung open. Wei WuXian threw away his bowl and walked
outside, flinching from the glare of the sunlight. He brought his hand to the tip of his brow and
closed his eyes for a moment. Just now, A-Tong screamed even louder than A-Ding, but as he
took a closer look and realized that it was Mo XuanYu, the person whom everyone could
humiliate, his courage came back to him. He figured that he probably lost face in front of A-
Ding, and wanted to make up for it, so he jumped over and waved his hands like he was
reproaching a dog, "Shoo! Shoo! Go away! Why did you come out?"
A-Tong treated him even worse than treating a beggar or a fly. Most of the time, all of the Mo
family's servants treated Mo XuanYu like this because he never resisted. Wei WuXian gave A-
Tong a light kick, knocking him over, and laughed, "How daring of a mere errand-running child
to humiliate others like this."
With that, he headed toward the commotion in the east. Quite a lot of people crowded in and
around the East Hall. Just as Wei WuXian stepped into the courtyard, a woman spoke in a voice
a few pitches louder than the others', "A member from the younger generations of our family
used to be a cultivator as well…"
It must have been Madame Mo trying to make connections with the cultivation family again.
Wei WuXian didn't wait for her to finish speaking, and quickly hustled through the crowd, into
the hall, and grinned, "I'm coming, I'm coming. Right here!"
A middle-aged lady sat in the hall, with well-maintained health and wearing extravagant
clothing. She was Madame Mo. Her husband sat below her, and the opposite side sat a few
white-robed boys. Because of how an unkempt freak just appeared from within the crowd, all of
the chatter came to a halt. Despite this, Wei WuXian spoke shamelessly, as if he did not notice
the motionless atmosphere at all, "Who was calling me earlier? I am the only one who use to be a
cultivator!"
There was too much powder on his face, and as he smiled, the powder sprinkled off. A younger
cultivator was on the brink of laughing, letting out a pfft sound. His face grew serious again as
another one, seemingly the leader of the group, gave him a disapproving look. Wei WuXian followed the voice and scanned the hall. He thought that the servants were being
ignorant and exaggerated the situation, but he was surprised to see that they were really disciples
of a "prominent sect".
Wearing drifting sleeves and flowing belts, the boys were doubtlessly a treat to the eyes.
Looking at the uniform, it was obvious that they were from the GusuLan Sect. They must have
also been younger generations of blood-relationship to the Lan Clan, as they all wore white
forehead ribbons of around a finger's width, with a cloud motif sewn onto them.
The motto of the GusuLan Sect was "righteousness". The forehead ribbon implied for the
disciples to "conduct oneself well", and the cloud motif was the official motif of the Lan clan, of
which cultivators who came from other clans did not have the right to wear. Wei WuXian got
toothaches whenever he saw anybody from the Lan Sect. In his past life, he had always thought
of that sect's uniform as "mourning clothes", which was why he would never mistake it.
Madame Mo hadn't seen this nephew of hers in a while and only got over her dismay after a long
time, after she realized who the heavily-makeuped person was. She was furious, but she didn't
want to lose her temper and discompose herself, so she lowered her voice at her husband, "Who
let him out? Get him back in there!"
Her husband promptly smiled to calm her and walked over with an irksome look, ready to pull
him out of here. However, Wei WuXian suddenly dropped to the ground, his limbs tightly
clinging to the floor. Nobody could get him up, even after more servants were called to help.
As Madame Mo's face darkened bit by bit, her husband was also sweating. He scolded,
"...You… damn madman! If you don't go back now, wait and see how I'll punish you!"
Although everyone in the Mo Village knew that the Mo family had a young master who lost his
marbles, Mo XuanYu had already hidden in that dark room for a couple of years, scared to come
outside. After seeing how both his face and actions were like those of a monster's, the people
whispered among themselves, looking forward to a good show.
Wei WuXian spoke, "I could go back if you want me to," he pointed at Mo ZiYuan, "but tell him
to return the things he stole from me first."
Mo ZiYuan did not expect that the good-for-nothing lunatic had the guts to cause trouble here,
even after his disciplining yesterday. His face grew pale, "That's nonsense! When did I ever steal
your things? W-would I need to steal anything from you?"
Wei WuXian said, "Yeah, yeah. You didn't steal; you robbed!" Madame Mo didn't say anything yet, but Mo ZiYuan was furious, raising his foot to kick him.
However, a white-robed boy carrying a sword moved his finger slightly, and Mo ZiYuan slipped,
falling to the ground with his foot only scraping him. Even so, Wei WuXian still rolled on the
ground, as if he really had been kicked over, and pulled open the front of his robe, showing the
footprint that Mo ZiYuan made yesterday.
The others thought that, obviously, Mo XuanYu couldn't have kicked himself. Along with the
fact that Mo ZiYuan had always been imprudent and arrogant, who else could have done it? No
matter what, the Mo family was being too ruthless to their own blood relative. It was plain to see
that, when he first came back, he wasn't this insane, and so it must have been worsened by the
people of this family. Nevertheless, all was well as long as there was a good show to watch. This
one was much more interesting than the cultivators!
Before this, Madame Mo ignored him, as she didn't bother to argue with a sick person. She
ordered the others to take him out. Now, she knew—Mo XuanYu had definitely come prepared.
His head was completely clear and he disgraced them on purpose. She felt both shock and hatred,
"You're making the scene on purpose, aren't you?"
Wei WuXian replied blankly, "He stole my belongings, and I'm here to retrieve them. Does that
also count as making a scene?"
With so many pairs of eyes staring, Madame Mo could neither hit him nor throw him out. Anger
welled up deep inside her, and she could only forcefully compromise the two sides, "Stealing?
Robbing? That's a bit disrespectful, if you ask me. We are all part of one family, and he only
wanted to take a look at them. A-Yuan is your younger brother, so what's wrong with taking a
few of your things? As an older brother, you shouldn't be reluctant to lend one or two playthings,
it's not as if he won't return them."
The boys from the Lan Sect stared speechlessly at one another. These young boys grew up in a
cultivation clan, exposed to splendor and that only. They had probably never seen farces like this
before or even heard of this kind of logic. Wei WuXian laughed hysterically in his mind, and
extended his hand, "Then, return them."
Of course, it was impossible for Mo ZiYuan to return anything, having either thrown them out or
disassembled them. Even if he were able to return them, his pride wouldn't have allowed it. His
face turned purple with anger and he shouted, "... Mom!" His glare raged, Are you really
allowing him to treat me like this? Madame Mo glowered at him, signaling for him to not worsen the situation. However, Wei
WuXian spoke again, "Not only should he not have stolen my belongings, he shouldn't have
stolen them in the middle of the night. Everyone knows that I am into men. Even if he wasn't
ashamed, I know to not look suspicious."
Madame Mo gasped and shouted, "What are you talking about, in front of the villagers? How
shameless—A-Yuan is your cousin!"
In terms of running wild, Wei WuXian was definitely a master. In the past, if he wanted to run
wild, he would have had to keep his status in mind. But, now, he was a lunatic anyway, which
meant that he could do whatever he wanted to whichever way he wanted. He stiffened his neck
and argued defiantly, "Even though he knew that I was his cousin, he chose to not avoid me, so
who was more shameless? I don't care about your reputation, but don't ruin my innocence! I still
want to find a good man!"
Mo ZiYuan let out a loud scream and started to swing a chair at him. As soon as Wei WuXian
saw that his anger finally went out of control, he rolled over and climbed up, dodging so that the
chair only smashed on the ground, falling apart in the process. The people in the East Hall were
originally gloating at the disgrace of the Mo family, but, after the fight started, they'd all fled
away. Wei WuXian bolted toward the group of boys from the Lan Clan, who all gaped at the
scene, and yelled, "Did everyone see that? Did you? The burglar is also beating someone up!
How heartless!"
Mo ZiYuan chased him and came close to pouncing on him when the leader of the boys
hurriedly stopped him, "Please calm down. Words are more powerful than weapons."
Madame Mo saw that the boy was deliberately protecting the lunatic, and pulled a wary smile,
"This is my younger sister's son. He's not so bright up here; everyone from the Mo Village
knows that he is a lunatic, and often speaks strange words that shouldn't be taken seriously.
Cultivator, please…"
Before she finished her sentence, Wei WuXian's head peeked from behind the boy's back and
glared, "Who said that my words shouldn't be taken seriously? Next time, try stealing anything
from me again. You steal once, and I cut off one of your hands!"
Mo ZiYuan was originally held down by his father, but, after hearing this, he was close to losing
his temper again. Wei WuXian lept outside quickly, and the boy blocked the entrance at once,
switching to another topic in a serious tone, "Then, we will borrow the West Courtyard for the
night. Please remember the things that I've talked about—after nightfall, close all of the
windows, don't come outside, or worse, walk toward the courtyard." Madame Mo was shaking from anger, "Yes, yes, please…"
Mo ZiYuan found it beyond belief, "Mom! The lunatic insulted me in front of so many people,
and that's it? You told me before; you told me that he was only a…"
Madame Mo commanded, "Be quiet. Can't you wait until we go back?"
Mo ZiYuan had never been at such a disadvantage or been disgraced like this before, with his
mother's scolding making the situation worse. He was full of hatred, and thought, this lunatic is
going down tonight!
After Wei WuXian finished flipping out, he walked out the door of the Mo family's place and
showed his face around the Mo village. Although he surprised countless people, he was, in fact,
loving every second of it, and finally realized the delight of being a lunatic. He was even starting
to approve of the makeup that resembled a hanged ghost, almost unwilling to wash it away. He
fixed his hair and looked at his wrists. The cuts didn't seem like they were healing at all, which
meant that a slight revenge like this was not approved by the forbidden technique.
Would he really have to eliminate the Mo family?
To be honest, it wouldn't be too difficult of a task.
Wei WuXian strolled back to the Mo family's West Courtyard. The disciples of the Lan Clan
were standing on top of the roofs and walls, discussing with solemn looks on their faces.
Although the GusuLan Sect contributed greatly during the siege on him, at that time, these
juniors were either not born yet or still young children. He shouldn't direct his hate towards
them, so Wei WuXian decided to linger around and observe what they were going to do. After a
while, he felt like something was wrong.
Why did the fluttering black flags on top of the roofs and walls look so familiar to him?
These types of flags were called the "Phantom Attraction Flags". If one was set on a living
person, it would attract all of the spirits, ghosts, moving corpses, or evil beings within a certain
area, so that they would only attack that person. Since the flag-bearing person would have been
turned into a living target, it was also called the "Target Flag." It could also be set on a house,
but the house needed to have living humans inside of it. Then, the attack range expanded to
include everyone inside the house. Due to how there would always be a sinister energy that
surrounded the area in which the flag was set in, as if there was a swirling black wind, they were also called "Black Wind Flags". Arranging the flag formation in the West Courtyard and not
allowing anyone to approach them must have meant that they wanted to lead the Walking
Corpses here and capture them in one go.
As for why they looked familiar… How could they have not come across as familiar? The
creator of the Phantom Attraction Flags was none other than the YiLing Patriarch!
It seemed that, although the cultivation world hated him on the surface, they still used the
inventions that he came up with.
A disciple standing on the roof saw him lingering around and spoke, "Please go back. This is not
a place someone like you should come."
Although he was being driven away, it was out of kindness, and the tone also differed from those
of the servants in the Mo family. Wei WuXian caught him off guard and quickly hopped up,
grabbing one of the flags.
The disciple was startled and jumped down to chase him, "Do not move. That is not something
you should take."
Wei WuXian yelled as he ran away, looking like a real lunatic, with his hair disheveled and
limbs flinging about, "I'm not giving it back; I'm not giving it back! I want this thing! I want
this!"
The disciple caught up to him in a few strides and grabbed his arm, "If you are not going to give
it back, I am going to hit you!"
Wei WuXian held onto the flag, unwilling to let go of it. The leader of the boys was setting up
the flag formation, and lightly hopped off the roof when he heard of the ruckus, "JingYi, cut it
out. Do not make a fuss about it and just take the flag."
Lan JingYi complained, "SiZhui, I did not actually hit him! Look at him, messing up the flag
formation!"
During the tug-of-war, Wei WuXian had already checked over the Phantom Attraction Flag in
his hands. The motifs were drawn correctly and the incantations were complete. There weren't
any errors, so nothing would go wrong while using them. However, the person who drew on the
flag was lacking in experience, so it would only attract evil beings and moving corpses from
within twenty-five hundred meters. That should be enough, though. There shouldn't be any
malicious creatures in a place as small as the Mo Village. Lan SiZhui smiled at him, "Young Master Mo, the sky is growing dark, and we are going to start
capturing the walking corpses soon. It will be dangerous at night time, so it would be best for
you to return to your room."
Wei WuXian looked him over. He was fair and refined, with a dignified appearance and smiling
faintly. Wei WuXian silently approved of him. The flag formation was set in an organized way,
and his mannerisms were also respectful, making him a disciple with astonishing potential. He
didn't know, within a conservative clan such as the Lan Clan, who on Earth brought up such a
junior.
Lan SiZhui spoke again, "This flag…"
Before he finished, Wei WuXian threw the Phantom Attraction Flag onto the ground and
humphed, "It's just a flag, so what's the big deal? I can draw way better than this!"
He sprinted off the moment he threw the flag away. The boys who stood on the roof to watch the
bustle almost fell off from their laughter, after hearing his ridiculous words. Lan JingYi also
chuckled from the anger and picked up the Phantom Attraction Flag, "What a maniac!"
Wei WuXian continued to roam around, doing nothing, and finally moved back to the small
courtyard that belonged to Mo XuanYu.
He ignored the broken bolt and the mess on the ground, picked a relatively clean spot, and sat in
the lotus position again.
However, before daylight came, he was pulled out of meditation by noise from the outside.
A series of chaotic footsteps quickly approached, along with cries and screams. Wei WuXian
heard a few phrases being repeated, "... Barge in and drag him out!"
"Notify the officers!"
"What do you mean 'notify the officers'? Beat him to death!"
He opened his eyes to see that a few servants had already come in.
The whole courtyard was set alight with fire. Someone cried out, "Drag the insane murderer to
the Main Hall and make him pay for it with his life!"