Chapter Twenty Two - Reporters And Lovers

Levy's heart was twisting around and around inside her chest. She frowned, looking at the latest new member of the Fairy Tail guild with genuine tension in her body. Gajeel. She had ingrained his features in her memory, every distinctive feature, the dark hair, the piercings, the shape of his jaw and his eyes. There was no way to mistake him for anyone else.

He had attacked her. Hurt her. Made her terrified, in that moment. But he wanted to do good, now. Become a member of the guild. Should she just accept that? Juvia had tried to drown Lee, and he had taken her as his lover, and they definitely seemed happy together. She huffed and turned away. Maybe she should talk to Lee about it. She looked around for him, hoping he was here at the Guild Hall, but he wasn't. He spent a lot of time at his home. She left the Guild Hall without even sparing a glance back at Gajeel. She didn't want him to know how much his mere presence got to her.

* * *

Lee's new bodyguard and personal servant, Ikaruga, stood in the doorway, opening it for Levy. "My Master is currently busy with Juvia," she said, her voice clipped and precise, yet with a certain note of deference to Levy. She didn't really know the woman's origins, but she seemed to really enjoy being Lee's servant, so she didn't worry too much about it. "If you would like to join the pair in lovemaking, I'm sure they would be happy to have you. You are on the list of lovers that Lee is always happy to have join him."

He'd made a list? Or, who was on the list? Who wasn't? The question so distracted her that she spoke up. "What list? Can I see it?"

Ikaruga produced a document from her kimono, handing it over to her. It was a grid, noting compatibilities and incompatibilities between girls. When you inspected it closely, it became clear that the only incompatibility was that Konata shouldn't join in when Lee was busy with Juvia. There were other places that had been yet to be filled in, but that was the only actual "no" on the whole document. Juvia and Konata didn't seem to get along well, so she supposed that made sense - but Juvia was allowed to join in when he was with Konata? She wondered what that was about. She appreciated, in both an abstract and concrete sense, the list: it was something clever and useful, and also it showed that even when they weren't around, Lee was thinking about them.

"I'll wait," she said, giving the list back. "I wanted to talk to him."

"Very well, ma'am," Ikaruga said, with a polite bow of her head. "You can wait on the couch there." There was a sternness to her expression as Levy sat down, and it was vaguely unsettling as her gaze remained locked on her for a long few seconds. After a few minutes, there was a loud groan from the bedroom, and Ikaruga's head snapped that way. When Lee didn't emerge, Ikaruga went to the bedroom. She rapped on the door. "Master, Levy wishes to speak to you," she said.

There was some muffled speech from behind the door, and Levy recognized Juvia's voice, but soon enough, Lee emerged. "My beautiful Lady McGarden," he said, with a warm smile that seemed to light up the room and a flourish of a bow, his body on full display as he was completely naked. Levy felt a flush come to her cheeks. "Ah! I am afraid I forgot to get dressed once more," he said, simply snapping his fingers and his ordinary (still quite skimpy) clothes suddenly wrapped around his body. He moved to sit down next to Levy. "What is it that concerns you, my sweet Levy?" His breath tickled faintly at her skin, with how close he was.

"It's Gajeel. He's joined the Guild. I said it was okay, and Jet and Droy went along with me, but... I'm still afraid of him."

Lee simply nodded his head, accepting it without much apparent thought. After a second, he placed one hand on her shoulder. "Levy, you are a good person. Kind and forgiving. The fact that you are afraid of him isn't a choice you have made, and if Gajeel truly wishes to turn over a new leaf, then he will understand that. If he does not, I will beat him into submission and cast him away from you."

She couldn't help but smile at those words. They were reassuring, serious, and yet still had that constant, flowery way of putting things that was so distinctively Lee. "Thank you. I really appreciate that." He leaned into her, experimentally kissing her on the lips, so tentative and brief that it was more a request for her to kiss him than an actual kiss in itself.

She decided to honor the request. She wasn't here for sex, but kissing Lee was always nice.

* * *

The reporter had arrived, and begun to ask Erza questions at the Guild Hall. I vaguely remembered such a conversation happening in the original story, but couldn't remember a single word of it. "Over one hundred armors?!" He shouted out, in clear shock and awe at the number. "Which is your favorite?"

"The bunny girl costume," Erza answered, completely serious. "I like the rabbit ears."

"Bunny girl?! That's so cool!" He was clearly very excited to be interviewing Erza, which was perfectly understandable, due to her beauty, kindness, and prowess. "Is it true you have a boyfriend now?"

Erza immediately blushed at that, her serious and stern expression shifting into the girlish and shy. She visibly - audibly - swallowed, a wet, thick noise. "Yes... it is true," she said, at last. "He's a truly wonderful man. Handsome, and kind, and the sex is absolutely incredible, and he slaps me around, and-"

I was suddenly reminded that Erza had absolutely no sense of modesty or what was appropriate, as the reporter busily scribbled down notes, muttering how cool what she was saying to himself all the while. I hurriedly moved next to her, placing one hand on her armor-plated shoulder. She looked up at me, stopping her train of thought. "Lee!" She said it brightly, with energy. "We were just speaking about you," she said, returning to serious mode. "This is Lee. He is my lover, and a very talented lover at that."

"Ah, the Lee?" The reporter asked, turning to me for a moment, no doubt planning to begin interrogating me.

"Please, add a note to the article stating that Lee is looking for attractive wizards to be his girlfriends," Erza said, instantly turning the reporter's attention back to her and making me wince.

"Aha, Erza is simply joking around," I said quickly, brandishing my best smile.

"Oh, no. It, is clear that Lee greatly enjoys the act of seducing women, and as his woman, I am happy to support him in this task." The reporter was writing all of this down, and as wonderful as it was to see Erza so happy to play my wingman, I could not consider this an appropriate venue to do so. "Now, you should include a picture of him, as his natural and undeniable handsomeness will come through to any girl interested in him."

"So cool!" The reporter said, despite my own feelings on the matter. "Is it true that he steals girls' panties and bras?" He asked, with the same giddy and overtly interested expression as always.

"Yes, that is the case," Erza agreed. "It is one of his foibles, along with his perpetual wearing of sunglasses. I understand that some would be offended, but I think it is important to accept one's lover as they are. Lee has never asked me to change for him."

It would have been romantic and sweet, if not for the context. I spoke up myself. "Ah, to be clear, I only steal a few, and only from the most beautiful girls," I muttered a "mostly" as quiet as I could get away with, "those that are very happy to have such articles taken from them, like my darling Erza."

"I suppose that is true, though I don't think that Lucy appreciated the last seventeen times you stole her bra. Beyond her, however, most of the women have proven quite amenable to your thieving ways."

I could only laugh, trying to disguise my panic. I didn't want my reputation to be ruined like this, but what was there to do?

"Oh, hey, Gajeel," I heard Konata say from somewhere distantly behind me. "I heard you were a pretty good musicion. Why don't you play something to celebrate joining the guild?"

"Music? I didn't even prepare, but-" Gajeel promptly began to distract the reporter with his absolutely atrocious vocals and guitar-playing, while the reporter declared that it was all 'so cool' and took notes with a look of wide-eyed wonder on his face.

* * *

Konata was bent forward, Lee's hard cock firmly lodged inside her slick sex, his hands elegantly playing across her bare skin. One finger gently pinched and toyed with her clit in just precisely the right way, another was teasing its way around her nipple. She let out hot breaths. Yeah, she'd made the right choice bailing Lee out of that reporter's interview. It would have been funny to watch him squirm, but another minute or two of laughs wouldn't have compared to this absolutely incredible sex. He'd decided to reward her this way, his body looming over hers, rutting inside her as she exploded in ecstasy again.

Her skin was sticky with sweat, since he hadn't rewound her in a while, and her blue hair was a tangled mess around her features. There was even a bit of drool slipping out of her mouth, ridiculous as it was to admit. The sex was just incredible, and he'd been going at it for over an hour. Yeah, you just give the guy a good turn once in a while and you got the most absolutely amazing sex.

He came inside her again, filling her up - then he rewound the cum away, pulling out of her and leaving her to pant on the bed, ass in the air. He took breaks on occasion; this was his second this round. It was probably to keep her brain from becoming completely fried by the sex until she turned nothing into an ahegao'ing mind_broken mess, good only for using as a living onahole, learning the truth about women and their true nature as men's pets, or however it went. Lee gently ran his fingers through a tangle of her hair, his fingers coming away wet. His expression, even hidden behind his sunglasses, was pensive.

"How would you like to bully Ikaruga?" He asked at last.

"I bully everybody I meet," she mumbled, still rather out of it at the moment. "You need to fuck me more or you're a bad boyfriend," she added, a note of brattiness to her tone. When that didn't get a proper response (more sex), she started considering how to double up on it. "I did all that work to protect your reputation, but you won't even fuck me for eight hours straight..." Her voice was melancholic.

"I meant sexually bully her. Like what you do with Erza."

Konata blinked a few times at that. Bullying Erza was fun, but... "Isn't she an evil assassin who died canonically in that tower?"

"Well... yes. But she's very well-behaved now." That was true. She did call her Mistress. "She has an even stronger masochistic streak than Erza."

"Sold," Konata said, getting up and stretching a little. The crick of her back as her body twisted around was soon completely gone as Lee finally rewound her body, putting her in an absolutely spotless condition, her blue hair only out of place because she was messy, not because it had gotten tangled up with sweat and some of it had gotten in her mouth and other parts of it had gotten drooled on. She absently licked her lips. Yep, there was no hairs on her tongue at the moment.

"Ikaruga," Lee called out.

"Yes, Master?" He had her really well-trained, given how short a period of time he had to work her over and turn her into his obedient slave. Or servant. Or whatever.

"Come in here," he ordered, and she immediately opened the door, stepping inside and closing it behind her. She stood there, stoic, back straight, not even blushing despite the fact that Lee and Konata were both stark naked in the room. With her sharpness of poise, the way she stood tall in these circumstances, Konata kind of wanted to change out her kimono for something embarrassing, like a bunnygirl outfit or a maid uniform. She'd probably stand just the same, but it made an amusing mental image. "Konata. What do you want Ikaruga to do?" He asked.

"Strip naked," Konata instantly replied. The woman began to open her kimono, not even waiting for confirmation of the command by Lee. In short order, she stood, naked as the day she was born in the room, her body lightly shivering in the cool air. She kept up the same pose anyway. This was definitely fun. "Hey, Lee, since I'm being rewarded, how about eating me out while I just stare Ikaruga dead in the eyes?"

"If that is your wish," he said, grasping Konata's hips and putting her down on the edge of the bed, kneeling in between her legs without the slightest hesitation. Konata kept her gaze locked on Ikaruga, wanting to see any crack in her armor. She could feel the brush of Lee's sunglasses against her inner thighs as he began to slowly lick up and down her wet sex, soon growing attentive to her clit. She was suddenly reminded why she so rarely got cunnilingus from him: it drove her absolutely crazy stupid with pleasure. As his lips wrapped around her clit and his cheeks hollowed, sucking on her clit, she sputtered, jerked, and came.

Her expression was definitely ridiculous, she was sure. Some rolled up eyes, lolled out tongue, drool slipping out. She only kept herself upright by grabbing onto the back of Lee's head, holding her in place. Her gaze went to Ikaruga, whose eyes flicked down to Lee on occasion, a certain heat on her cheeks. Jealousy? Being into cuck stuff? "Yeah, Lee eats me out when I ask," she told Ikaruga, the thrill of saying as much sending shivers down her spine, only matched by the way that Lee intensified his cunnilingus, which was already absolutely incredible. "I bet he doesn't do anything for you when you ask, right? Just takes whatever he feels like, since you owe him your life and are his eternally loyal slave, right?"

"I am his servant," Ikaruga said.

"Other than that, though?" Konata prodded, a certain smirk growing on her lips. Her thighs locked onto either side of Lee's head, and her fingers dug lightly into his scalp as she held him deep inside her. He could obviously overpower her, but he wasn't going to.

"I... yes," Ikaruga admitted, more emotion entering her voice that time, the bloom of heat on her cheeks growing more intense as she was subject to such intense humiliation. Konata came again, gasping as she ground Lee's head into her pelvis, closing her eyes in the hopes it would make her o-face less ridiculous. Fuck, he was so good at cunnilingus.

* * *

I gave Konata no less than eighteen orgasms over the course of the next hour, until she at last gave up and simply collapsed backwards onto the bed. She had spent the entire time insulting and degrading Ikaruga, highlighting her new position in life in numerous erotic ways. Things such as noting that, where once she was a mighty assassin, now she could just as easily be my maid. Or that she was being forced to watch, while I focused entirely on Konata's pleasure, despite the fact that at any moment I could tell her to go and it would be done. Konata clearly greatly enjoyed humiliating Ikaruga in that way, watching the defanged assassin squirm, so I let her.

I also got the feeling that, despite herself, Ikaruga was enjoying it too. By the thin trickle of her juices that slowly but surely ran down her inner thighs as she stood there, hands still at her sides, back still straight, it was clear that she had enjoyed it, despite her disciplined maintenance of her position.

"Make her do it whatever the most slave-y way is," Konata huffed out, as she stared up at the ceiling. Ikaruga's eyes briefly darted to mine, a heat to her cheeks, before she resumed staring straight forward. "I'll watch when I'm less-" I flicked a rewind her way and she was instantly leaning up, "-tired," she finished.

"Prostrate yourself before me," I ordered Ikaruga, who obediently did so, kneeling down on the ground, pressing her forehead against it. It was the same position we had done it in the first time with Erza, but that just made me more sure that she would enjoy herself. I got behind her, simply grasping her ass cheeks in either hand and smoothly sliding into her wet sex. She shuddered softly, squirming, and came by the time that I bottomed out inside her. There was no stimulation other than my entrance, just the built-up denial of being forced to watch in silence as I ate out Konata.

"You should totally make her wear a maid uniform or something," Konata said, clearly enjoying herself. She got up, stepping towards Ikaruga, seeming to consider the prostrate woman carefully.

"What do you think of that idea, Ikaruga?" I asked her.

"I think..." Ikaruga swallowed, struggling to speak from the plasure she found herself in, "that a maid uniform is too high for a lowly worm like me."

"Oh, wow, you weren't kidding about her being a super maso, huh," Konata said, her eyes widening as her brain slowly considered all the potential applications of this new knowledge. "Tell me how much more beautiful I am than you."

It may have been half a test, to see if Ikaruga would give her honest evaluation or simply degrade herself, but it worked out great either way. "You are far more beautiful than I. I am lucky that, when my face is hidden from his sight like this, Lee deigns to fuck my cunt." She moaned in pleasure after finishing the sentence, her whole body trembling as an orgasm rushed through her.

"You should definitely make her wear a stupid outfit," Konata said. "One, it'd be funny, and two, I bet she'd get off on it. Would you?"

"I live to serve my Master," Ikaruga exhaled into the ground, still flush from her recent orgasm, round ass presented to me to fuck as hard as I wanted. I upped my pace, gripping her ass cheeks and just ramming away furiously.

Konata hummed at that point. "I want you to eat me out while you fuck her," she said, and started clambering up my arm, until she finally could hook her legs around my head, presenting her pink sex to me. I let her, of course. She'd earned plenty enough reward, saving my ass from that reporter. I just kept groping Ikaruga's ass as I rammed inside her. "He can't even see you," Konata half-moaned, clearly loving bullying the other woman like this.

"I am truly a lowly being, useful only as a living masturbation aid," Ikaruga told the ground. Her cunt clamped down hard on my dick, her thighs trembling as she just barely failed to go over the edge. I decided to tease her, starting to edge her, even as I kept on firmly and thoroughly licking at Konata's sex. I was curious how she would respond - my superhuman instincts as a lover told me that I could do pretty much anything and she'd put up with it.

"Onahole," Konata offered, when she gathered enough of her wits to think. "It's called an onahole. It's a jackoff toy shaped like a pussy, that's basically what you are, right?"

"Yes. I am a jackoff toy shaped like a pussy. I am an onahole. Nnn..." Ikaruga groaned as she tried and failed to come again. "I belong to Lee, and have become nothing more than his masturbation aid."

"Masturbation maid," Konata panted out, sudden light in her eyes, vibrancy in her voice as she just grinned. "You should definitely get a maid uniform and just wear that all day. Since you're basically a maid alread. But you should call yourself a masturbation maid to whoever asks, because you're a maid, who masturbates her master whenever he wants to get off, got it?"

"If that is what my Master wishes-" she let out a gasp, a pant, a faint squirm of her hips that was arrested by my firm grip on that lovely big ass of hers, "-that is what I will do for him," Ikaruga finished. She trembled softly in place, and I finally let her off the hook, making her come, hard.

It felt so good, the way she convulsed beneath me, as well as Konata's cute bullying which continued even then - she was declaring that Ikaruga got off on being my slave, despite the fact that she wasn't actually my slave. It pushed me over the edge, and I exploded inside her.

Of course, that wasn't the end of the sex by any means. Konata had earned herself a substantial reward, and sex was something I enjoyed anyway, so it had to be particularly exceptional sex to properly show her my appreciation for her.

* * *

Millianna read the Sorcerer Weekly paper on Fairy Tail with a ton of interest. It had an interview with Big Sis Erza. "It is clear that Lee greatly enjoys the act of seducing women, and as his woman, I am happy to support him in this task," the text claimed she'd said. It added the commentary that, "This dynamite couple was clearly crazy in love, and crazy about sex! Get more of Erza's thoughts on sex with her boyfriend on page 23!"

"Myaa! Erza wants to help Lee seduce more girls?" Milliana pondered that fact, pressing one finger to her chin as she thought on it. If Erza wanted Lee to get the chance to seduce more girls, maybe she should help her with that! They had been friends for a long time, and even if Millianna had been tricked by Zeref's lies (through Jellal's mouth), she still loved Erza!

Plus Lee was really cute, like a kitty! And made her want to hug him, like a kitty! And made her want to do fun sex things with him, not at all like a kitty! She resolved to go to his house right now, tucking the magazine under her arm to demonstrate why she'd come when Lee asked. She picked up Leaks too, since she didn't want to leave her beloved cat friend alone.

When she got to Lee's house, she was surprised to see that she was greeted by a maid! Wow! Lee had his own maid! She was pretty good looking, too! And her outfit was really skimpy, but she looked so professional in it anyway, just staring sharply down at Millianna! He must have been super-duper rich! "Myaa! I came to be seduced by Lee!"

The woman blinked. "I see. Does he know you prior to today?"

"Yep! I'm Millianna! What's your name?"

"I am Ikaruga," she said with a deep, respectful bow. "I will go inform the Master of your arrival. Please wait on that seat there while I do so."

"Okay!" Millianna said, plopping down and stroking Leaks, her favoritest kitty in the whole world, who was also a really good friend, even if he tended to drool a lot. That just made his name more appropriate, though!

Ikaruga went to the back room. When she opened the door, Millianna heard the sounds of Erza gasping and moaning.

That was great! It meant that she wouldn't have to wait to tell Erza all about this!