Chapter Fifty Four - Lucy Takes Lee To Meet Her Parents

Lucy had been surprised when Lee had asked to meet her parents. It was a pretty big step in their relationship, and Lee had seemed pretty busy, dealing with the fallout of marrying five different women, not all of whom liked each other. She'd figured that he might even end up breaking things off with her, as he realized just how much time he was now spending, or something reasonable like that.

She guessed a time mage never felt like he was out of time. She idly wondered if his time magic could make it so you sped forward to the point after he'd had sex with you, so you remembered having the sex, but you hadn't actually had sex? That would definitely help him handle his harem a lot better, and they might not have noticed...

Oh! That was an idea for a story! She'd probably have to make it less lewd, but a time mage tricking people about their lives by using time magic... it could be a mystery or something! She grabbed a notebook and scribbled the idea down, before getting back to writing to her mom.

She and her dad were... on better terms, than they had been when he had tried to kidnap her. He had just about broken down weeping like a baby when he saw her mother again, which she couldn't blame him for, having done pretty much the same thing. Naturally, the pair were now pretty much having a second honeymoon, though admittedly on a shoestring budget given what had happened to her dad's fortune. Still. She gave him little asides in her letter to her mom, and her mom returned it in kind. She hoped she wasn't going to wind up regretting it, but she doubted her mom would support her dad in doing anything bad, so there was a huge leash on him going crazy again.

Her letter mostly talked about everything that had happened on her latest mission for the Guild. It had been dealing with some bandits, pretty routine stuff. She had also sent a couple bits of fiction to her mom, who had sent it back with red text that she had only barely, wincingly, managed to make herself read through - she didn't send another batch this time. She'd have to really steel herself for that.

At the end, though, came the part where she mentioned that the guy she was dating would like to meet with them. She hesitated on that last line. Should she mention he was married? Wait, that'd sound awful. Should she mention he was married and she was friends with his wives? No wait, that sounded even worse! Okay, she would just say that he was married, and she was friends with his wives, and they were all fine with that. She bit down on the end of her pen.

Or just not include it at all. Probably easier to explain in person. She really hoped her parents didn't wind up hating him.

* * *

Lucy hadn't even considered the possibility that she might be annoyed by her parents liking Lee too much.

"It's easy to see where Lucy gets her natural beauty from," Lee told Layla, which made the woman in question smile and laugh gently. He was totally laying the moves on her mom! No, no, she was just imagining that. For sure. She leaned down, glancing under the table - her parents were holding hands.

Aaaand when she leaned back up, she didn't have a bra on. She looked at Lee. "Tada!" He declared to her mother and father, who somehow laughed at it.

"Give it back," Lucy said, letting out a long sigh as he handed it back to her. At least she'd worn something that was easy to get her bra back in, anticipating exactly this sort of thing.

"That is such an impressive bit of magic!" Layla said, clapping. How?! How could he charm her parents so effortlessly?! Just because he had brought one of them back from the dead? Well, probably because of that, yeah.

"Now, I do have something I wanted to ask you," he said, his gaze on her father, who straightened up expectantly. Was he going to ask her father for his permission to marry her? But it was so early! But she did like him. Would it be okay? No, no, definitely not, that was definitely too fast! She liked Erza and Juvia and Millianna and Evergreen and Mirajane, but that didn't mean she was a love speed demon like them! "Jude, you were an excellent businessman once - and I need to buy a much larger house," Lee explained.

Wha-! Her jaw dropped. He'd asked to speak to her dad just to ask about buying a house?! She thought he wanted to meet her parents because he wanted to romance her, and that was part of the romance process, meeting the family!

"Oh. Well, there are a great many factors that go into the purchase of a home."

"Yes, but you had a very nice, massive mansion, and I am both independently wealthy and will likely require a very large home myself," Lee said, his tone one of utmost seriousness. "I assumed you could give me some advice."

"Oh! A large home!" Layla smiled at that, looking at Lucy with an expression that included a happy but momentary dip down to her stomach.

"I'm not pregnant!" Lucy said, standing up suddenly, slamming both hands against the table.

"Of course not, dear," Layla said, nodding along politely, as if she'd never even been thinking of that. Lucy sat back down, feeling awkward.

"It's not for Lucy," Lee said, which simultaneously made Lucy feel glad (because he was making it less awkward for her) and concerned (because she knew what was coming next). "I have married five other women, and I am working hard to impregnate some of them. My current home, while spacious when it was myself and Konata, has become cramped already, and Evergreen, Millianna, Erza, and Mirajane have not moved in yet."

Lucy looked at her mother and father with concern. Her mother looked at her father quietly, her eyebrows raised in an expression that said something like, Get a load of this guy. Her father made a silent response that probably communicated something similar. They had that silent communication method that eventually concluded as her dad turned his gaze back to Lucy instead of Lee. "Lucy. I know in the past I did things because I thought they were best for you, regardless of how you felt. For that, I'm truly sorry. If you really want to be with this man, then as your father, I have no choice but to support you."

"And as your mother, I'll love you no matter what."

"No!" Lucy said, standing up. "No, you're definitely supposed to be mad at him and tell me that I should break up with him for being a pervert!"

"Oh my. A pervert!" Layla glanced at her dad and gave him a look that really made Lucy uncomfortable. "Can you imagine that, darling?"

"It's hard for me to imagine a member of the Heartfilia family marrying a pervert," her father responded, his words laced with so much subtext that it somehow made Lucy visualize every depraved fetish she'd ever read about (in passing! In study for her writing!) with her parents involved. She closed her eyes and stuck her palms on her forehead, making Lee put one hand on her shoulder. "Lucy," he said, making her limply open her eyes, worried he was just going to say something else. "As I said. I'll support you in whatever you choose to do. You're a strong young woman, I can see that now. If you don't wish to be with Lee, just say so."

"Yes. I'll fight him off if you aren't willing to," Layla added, making everybody chuckle.

Lucy couldn't help but smile sincerely - it was nice to see her family again. Even if this was the most awkward situation in the world. Maybe Lee could detect that. "Actually! I just had a brilliant thought," Lee declared, standing up. "Jude! You're now almost a decade your wife's senior! We should fix that," he said, stepping over to her father, placing one hand on the man's shoulder. Her dad just stared up at him in confusion, and Layla tilted her head curiously as she watched.

"Hopefully it'll help... for me, it was just a couple months ago that my strapping husband was showing my body what-for, but ten years does a lot to a man's endurance in the bedroom," Layla said.

"Mom!" Lucy said, planting her hands over her ears, her mother just letting out that same beautiful laugh.

Soon enough, her father looked like he had when her mother had died, and Lee stopped there. "That should be about ten years," he said.

Jude stood up, stretching, cracking his back, clearly feeling very alive, his gaze going right to her mom with an expression that said he definitely wanted to try out the new, younger body, right now. Lucy covered her eyes, half afraid they'd just go at it right in front of her. "Damn. I really do feel so much younger now, Lee. It'll be just like the old days, Layla."

"I'd hope so," Layla said. "Though not all the old days. You do have more experience than our first night." That made her dad blush, and she hid her face behind her hands again.

"Ah! The old days! That gives me another brilliant idea!" Both her mom and dad immediately turned to him, expecting his next brilliant idea to be as delightful to them as the last. "Why don't I buy your old home, Jude?"

They managed to contain their disappointment that it wasn't some new idea that would help out their sex life. Lucy didn't manage to contain her relief, just letting out a long, very loud sigh, earning a small laugh from her mother, before Jude gladly offered to help him out.

* * *

Lucy hadn't forgotten just how big the Heartfilia Konzern was, but Lee apparently had, or just never realized. He seemed genuinely impressed by its sheer size, wandering around the inside with obvious interest. With a bit of help from Jude on the negotiating, he managed to get the price down somewhere reasonable, and bought her old house outright. They hadn't cleared out the mansion since her dad had lost it - guess there weren't that many buyers for "insanely huge mansion" who actually wanted to live in it, so it still looked just as it had been when she'd last been there.

For some reason, Lee started searching through dusty old attics while she wandered around and reminisced, eventually managing to find something she'd completely forgotten about. "Gonzales!" Lucy cried, as he showed her the doll, taking it right out of his hand in delight.

It was a tiny doll, compared to how she remembered her, a cute little blonde thing that her mother had gotten her as a 'little sister'. She even still had that cute little rose eye patch over one eye. That was kind of a weird feature for a doll, thinking about it. "I'd completely forgotten about you, sorry!" She told the doll. "This doll used to be like a little sister to me!"

"I'm happy to be able to reunite you with yet another long-lost member of your family, Lucy," Lee said.

Lucy just stuck her tongue out at him. "Yeah, yeah," she said, wearing a smile. "Thanks. You bought this place for me, right?"

"If you wish to have a room, it can be arranged," Lee said, with a magnanimous bow. "But it excellently serves several purposes, not merely yours," he added, his lips faintly pursing as he looked at Gonzales, clearly mentally trying to calculate... something. She had no idea what, though, and it was probably something stupid and ridiculous, knowing Lee. "If I may ask, where did you use to sleep?" He asked her, his gaze going up to hers.

She could guess what he was thinking, and, honestly? She was kind of thinking it too. She guided him into the room, still carrying along Gonzales at her side, and once they were in, Lee looked the place over.

It was a nice enough room. Okay, pretty girly, honestly. Her mom was a big fan of the color pink, and they'd never redecorated her room away from that aesthetic as she'd gotten older. Lee gently placed Gonzales on her dresser, facing the bed. "Lee," she said, with a small laugh. "You can't want her to watch."

"I do want her to watch," Lee told Lucy, gently placing one hand on her cheek, looking down at her with those bedroom eyes of his, promising all sorts of sexy delights. She swallowed as their eyes met. "I want her to see her big sister having the time of her life, and become so jealous, she also wants to have sex with me."

Lucy just giggled. It was just a doll, but that was pretty fun as far as ideas went. "Alright, alright," she said, placing one hand finger on Lee's bare chest. "But if we're having sex in front of her to prove how amazing you are at sex, then the sex has to be really good."

"Worry not," he told her, with a nod. "That was always my plan." Then he leaned into her, kissing her on the lips, his mouth pressing up against hers. Her hands explored his body, feeling up his nice pecs, abs, and ass, while his own fingers made a one way trip to her butt, groping it, first through her shorts, then slipping inside them, groping her directly instead. She let out a gentle pant into his mouth - Lee was damn good with his hands. She could also tell she wasn't wearing a bra at this point, by the way her perky nipples brushed against her top, and Lee's chest, their kiss continuing on in spite of it. His speed strip tricks were pretty fun when he was putting them to good use.

As they kissed, he gently guided her over to the bed, laying her out on it, clambering atop her a few moments later, starting to strip her naked, not even needing to break off the kiss to do so, due to, again, his insane speed strip tricks. Soon enough, they were both naked, and she was pretty sure Lee was glancing out of the corner of his eye over at Gonzales, as he gently rubbed his cock against her sex, teasing her in that position.

He didn't actually push inside her, though. "I don't think this position will really give Gonza a proper view," he said. Gonza? Well, it did sound more feminine than Gonzales, she had to admit. He grabbed her hips and spun both their naked bodies around, showing that those muscles weren't for show, as he planted her in his lap, his cock rubbing at her slick sex and teasing her that way, her clit gently throbbing against it. She was faced towards the dresser where Gonzales rested. "Tell Gonza how good I am at sex," he said.

"Well, right now you're just-" she started, but he grabbed her hips and started to pull her down his cock, making her let out a soft sigh at the intensely satisfying sensation of his length slowly filling her up, inch by inch. She groaned, reaching down for his thighs, just clamping down on them as he pushed inside her. He really rubbed around inside her juuuust right, like he had a magic dick that was a heat seeking missile for her most sensitive spots. When he was completely sheathed inside her, she spoke up, looking at the doll. God this was ridiculous. But also kinda sexy. "Gonza, this is Lee, he's really, ahm, good at sex," she explained, feeling his dick twitch inside her as she spoke.

He started to gently pump her up and down on his cock, making her softly moan and squirm in place on his dick, wriggling. He really was really good at sex. "Now tell her that you wish she could also have sex with me." Lucy blushed at that, feeling embarrassed more than anything else, but the momentary clenching of every muscle in her body also meant her pussy clamped down, squeezing on his dick, and she promptly came, which just made her even more embarrassed. Lee looked at the doll and spoke to her, with absolute seriousness, as if Gonzales could actually hear him. "You see? She's coming to the thought, Gonza. That's how much she wants to have a delicious sister-sister threesome with you."

Lucy panted a bit as she came down, but she could tell Lee was really enjoying this weird roleplay, and she could play along. No problem. He'd brought her mom back from the dead, bought her old house so she could live here, yeah, a little kinky stuff was no problem. "That's right, Gonza. I wish you could take Lee's big, hard, cock," she said, doing her best to talk like the girls in the dirty smut she'd read (for research!), pumping her hips up and down his length, starting to get into it. His own hands slid across her naked body, one cupping her breast, the other starting to rub at her clit, and her pleasure definitely increased from that. "I wish you could feel what I'm feeling right now," she told her.

"See?" Lee said, nibbling at Lucy's shoulder. "She wants you to join in, Gonza. She wants it so bad. That's what would make her happy. For her cute little sister to get impaled on my cock, right in front of her." God he was really going into this! Lucy's pussy clamped a little on Lee's cock in response to all those words, because damn were his hands good! "She's a bit kinky like that, but it's okay - I like it," he said, nibbling on Lucy's ear.

"Mm, yeah, I'm, ahm, I want, a sister-sister threesome," she said, panting in place. "The two of us... Lee's good at sex even in th-threesomes, so you know, he's really, f-fucking good," she got out, before coming again, moaning in place, her pussy clamping down on Lee's cock as Lee thrust up inside her, hilting himself to the base, playing with her clit all the more fervently, making her pussy practically vibrate on his dick from the intensity.

He reached up for her hair, then, twisting her head around so that they were kissing once more, his lips pushing against hers then his tongue dove into her mouth. He was incredibly good at sex, and while she did her best to keep her hips bouncing up and down on his cock, her whole body twitched and jerked in place from the pleasure of her orgasm. His hands felt amazing on her naked body as they made out and she came like that, and she just shivered and pulsed in place atop his cock, trembling softly.

When her orgasm finished, Lee broke off the kiss, resting his head on her shoulders, slowing her pace atop his cock, though he was still rock hard, making these subtle movements inside her that twisted around inside her pussy and rubbed her in all the right ways. Was he getting even better at sex? If so, that was good, given how many wives he had at the moment, and was bound to get in the future. "Your baby sister's right there, watching big sis get fucked on my cock," Lee told Lucy, making her cheeks heat up again. "What do you want to tell her?"

She was horny enough that even if she was embarrassed, she could still say the lines. "You should join me, Gonza," she told the doll. This was so messed up. "You should also get on Lee's dick! We can bounce on it together, be together forever, as sister-wives," she said, which was probably a little far but definitely encouraged Lee, making him grunt as his hips started to pump up inside her, his finger on her clit getting ever more intense.

That was the cycle Lee set the pair of them into: she'd say all kinds of dirty things to her 'little sister,' then Lee would get excited, fuck her harder, and make her come. Her lines became wildly diverse, and Lee encouraged her creativity with more orgasms. "We could both suck on his dick together." "We could hug one another around it, our tits mushing into his cock." "Or we could rub our pussies against it as we hugged and held one another tight." "He could kiss and make out and finger one of us, while the other sucked his cock." "Oh, or, we could do a double 69, where we both suck his cock together, and he fingers and eats us out at the same time."

Lee came a few times himself, but just wooshed the cum away and the exhaustion from himself, then got right back into it. There were guys who compensated for skill with endurance, but Lee had plenty of both, pumping away inside her as he played with her body, making her tremble, sweat, and cum. Eventually, after dozens of orgasms, she was exhausted, just panting and falling back against him, her whole body slick with sweat and trembling. "Tell her one last time," Lee whispered in her ear.

"Love you, Gonza," she said, her voice a half-moaned whisper, her exhaustion pretty intense. "Wish you could join me up on Lee's big, hard, cock. It's soooo good."

Lee gently hefted her up off his cock and laid her down in her bed, even going so far as to tuck her in. "Thank you, Lucy. You're free to stay here, in your old room, whenever you like. Of course, since this is my house now, you may stumble on me making love to Ikaruga, Erza, Juvia, Millianna, Evergreen, Mirajane, Konata, Levy..."

She fell asleep before he finished the list.