IAmGuavaFruit

Ordinary day, ordinary life, that is until, I found myself getting stabbed to death by my fellow student for reasons unknown to me. Then some kind of holographic window prompting me to reincarnate appeared while I was busy drifting through the infinite darkness of the void. Of course, I pressed yes, it’s boring here, then found myself to be a dungeon master… As a fucking monkey no less…

Reject Humanity, Return to Monke

Calm down… It's alright… There's a Dungeon Store where I can buy a potion which can enhance the size… So, there is no problem…

I sighed, my brief rage simmering down as Domino looked at me worryingly.

"Papa… Something wrong…?" She tilted her head, her tiny hands grasping my large fingers with worry.

"N-nothing's wrong… Just a realization…" I sweated bullets. 'No way in hell am I talking about my size to a young girl…'

"Mu…" Domino tilted her head once more, then went back to lying back on my belly spread eagle.

Crisis averted, and problem solved – even if I was completely pissed – I relaxed back in my hammock, swaying back and forth, and closing my eyes.

Monke Finishes Quest