Guess who's back, back again. SAO is over, back to the Main-World, have fun :D

The body of the stray devil that Yami had killed half a year ago hit the ground as Yami gained awareness again.

[You have cleared the Scenario: Sword Art Online.

You have gained +200 for every Stat.

You have gained 20.000 System Points

You have gained three Random Gacha.

You have gained one Waifu Gacha.

As a reward for "speedrunning" the scenario and completing it in under half a year you have gained "Aincrad". Aincrad will appear in your soul world.]

Yami was distracted by the messages he got from the system. These were the rewards reaped after one year of constant fighting. And they were almost all Gacha? Seriously? Doesn't that mean that all of this could be for a trash item he gets because of awful luck?!

No, he had the Gacha God passive skill. Meaning that he was probably going to get whatever he wanted/needed at the moment.

He shifted his sight downwards onto the body of the stray devil. But there was still nothing at all that he felt. After that he looked over to the black cat. She was injured, but her eyes were fixed on Yami. He could see wariness, curiosity, intrigue, and interest in them.

As a Nekoshu she probably sensed that something strange happened after he killed the devil. And she could probably tell that he suddenly got a lot stronger as well.

The weapon in Yami's hand disappeared and he just grabbed the lifeless body and threw it into a convenient nearby garbage container. He was going to come back and absorb the devil later, but he didn't plan on showing his special ability to Kuroka yet. He was a dangerous stranger in her eyes who had piqued her interest and intrigue. And if the next thing he did was become a slime and just eat a devil, the first impression wouldn't be a very good one at all.

After he was done "taking out the trash", Yami crouched down a bit and slowly stepped towards the black cat with two tails.

The cat retreats a bit, but her right leg gives out a bit and she can't run away or even properly move.

Yami came to a halt as well. Thanks to the fact that his Perfect Brain is back, he remembers that he actually has a bit of cooked steak with him since he was planning on being out for a longer time and he wanted a snack on his hunt.

He took it out and held it out towards the black cat. The cat seemed to not be in a good shape in any way and even looked a bit malnourished. She took a step forward, then another one, but came to a stop. Seeing this, Yami retreated a bit as well to give her some space.

The cat gave him one deep look and then took one bite of the steak. The moment she tasted it, the cat started to purr as she ate more and more of the food. She didn't have a big mouth so it looked cute as she tried to stuff as much of the meat into her mouth as possible.

Yami just sat down and watched her do so. At that moment he felt happy being back again. The last half a year was always just fighting and now seeing Kuroka hungrily devouring a steak was something that put a smile on his face.

While she was preoccupied, Yami got closer to her once again while quickly purchasing a small bandage from the shop. It cost only 9 System Points. And proceeded to tend to the injured leg. Since he was helping her and even tending to her wounds, Kuroka determined that the boy in front of her wasn't her enemy but rather just someone who thought of her as a normal cat which needed help.

"Hey, do you want to come with me or do you have somewhere to go?"

"Mew~"

"I will take that as a yes."

Yami picked up Kuroka cautiously to not make her feel any pain. Although her fur was stained with a bit of blood, it felt very nice as Yami caressed it. Kuroka decided to play along and act like a normal cat. This way she could hide, get a place to stay and get food. She needed time to mend her wounds and she was very weak at the moment so being taken care of was the best thing for her.

After a bit of time they arrived back at the Anteiku. A lot of feelings appeared within Yami's heart since he had been away for half a year from this place . But he just smiled brightly at finally being back and stepped inside.

Yoshimura was still cleaning up the tables as he noticed Yami coming in. He wanted to ask where Yami had gone, but then his sight fixed on the black cat with two tails in Yami's arms. It was heavily injured and blood stained its fur. However, the thing that made him squint his eyes for a moment was that he could sense that this cat was more than just a normal cat. A yokai? He couldn't exactly tell, but he knew that this cat was very special and strong to an extent. But he himself was still stronger and would have no problem dealing with it should the cat turn out to be hostile.

"Where did you find this cat?"

"She was attacked by a stinking dog, so I saved her and brought her back since she is badly injured and looks starved. I will take care of her, can I please keep her?"

He contemplated for a moment, then sighed and nodded. How could he say no to the request of his grandson? And he was certain that he could easily take down the cat if anything happened. The problem was; why was the cat injured, or rather, who injured her? It couldn't be just a dog since this cat was by no means weak even in its very weakened state right now. And he didn't want even more trouble coming for the Ghouls in his cafe especially after they had finally solved the food problem.

However, Yami was the one who solved the problem and he was even making the cafe flourish a lot. Yoshimura couldn't just say no. Their cafe was a place for hunted ghouls, so why couldn't they take in a hunted cat? Especially since it was seriously wounded. He decided to later tell Yami about the cat being special and if he still wanted to keep it, he wouldn't complain and just watch over what was going to happen.

"You can take her to your room. By the way, Touka asked where you were, she was probably hungry so could you later make some food? And some for me as well, please. I have to admit that I love everything you make. Hinamii would be happy as well."

"I will make a mid-night snack later. But for now I should tend her wounds."

Yami went upstairs and into his room. It was late and the others were probably already asleep. But the moment he cooks, they will wake up just from the delicious smell.

He sat down on his bed and laid her on his lap. Because the injuries really weren't light, he started stroking the cat while activating his Chakra Healing. He also activated Wholesome God-Hands to see whether the effect would improve since this skill was pretty overpowered and worked differently and had different effects according to the situation.

Kuroka instantly started purring and expressed how great she felt at the moment. As he stroked along her wounds, they started to close up. And after some time they were mostly healed. Even he himself was surprised by how great this worked and Kuroka was even more shocked since she herself knew how severe her wounds were. She looked at the white haired boy with different eyes now.

"Now that your injuries are dealt with, I will make some food for you and the others. Stay in this room and I will bring it to you in about 15 minutes."

"Meow~"

Kuroka mewed in thanks. Since he was talking to her, he at least knew that she was more than a normal cat. However, even as a Nekushu she wasn't able to feel any ill intent coming from him. That was also the reason why she went along with everything this easily. It was as if he truly cared about her, even though they didn't know each other.

This made her heart feel warm. Mostly because of her back story and the shit she went through, she appreciated this unconditional kindness very much. And she was hyped for the food as well. Since she was on the run, she hadn't eaten in days and the steak she got from him was enough to make her salviate even just thinking about it and now he was going to prepare a meal just for her…

Her tails were wagging around in excitement at the thought. She jumped down from the bed and inspected the room. She was really surprised that even landing after a jump didn't hurt at all. Whatever healing method he used, it had to be an exceptional one. The only thing she could think of at the moment were phoenix-tears, but he had just stroked her. If the factions knew about him, they would probably be after him.

Hmm. She had heard somewhere that there was a powerful Sacred Gear named Twilight healing and for a moment she thought that the boy may possess this sacred gear, but the next moment she remembered that it was held by a nun from the church.

Meanwhile Yami had already gone to Paradise, into the big kitchen within his mansion to be precise.

"Papa, can I taste it too?"

Yui had seen him as he had teleported and was currently helping him with cutting fruits for his dessert.

He gave her a spoon of the curry he was making after cooling it a bit with his ice magic. The fact that he could use this magic to make the curry only become warm instead of an ice on a spoon, showed how great his control over Ice magic had become through the training with Esdeath. Even Serafall wouldn't be able to scoff at him, though she was still stronger since she had greater Mana reserves, for now at least.

After hugging Yui for a bit, Yami teleported back with the food in hand. The moment he went through the kitchen door, Hinami, Ryoko, Touka and Yushimura were already sitting at a table. The moment the smell got into their rooms, their eyes had shot open and they had rushed out of their rooms and downstairs.

"Tonight I have made you some curry. I hope you will like it."

Seeing their gazes, Yami didn't waste any time and put a plate filled with curry in front of each one of them and put another one next to them which contained fruit-salad.

The moment they put the spoon into their mouth, they all had a foodgasm so strong that they were completely dazed for a few seconds. The moment they got back to their senses, they started eating one mouth full after another.

"It - tawsts - ewwen - better - than - befwore!"

Hinami said while having her cheeks stuffed. She reminded him of a hamster or a squirrel with her cute puffed cheeks.

The others noticed the same as well and tried tasting it more and more. Thus the plates were quickly cleaned of any speck of food left.

In the half a year of being within SAO Yami had improved his cooking skills more and more. He also had more than enough people happy to become his food testers. The demi-humans had said that his food was truly one made by a god.

After that they all thanked him and Yami went back to his room. As he entered he could see Kuroka trying to open the wardrobe he had in his room. However, since she was in her cat form, this proved to be a great challenge. She tried jumping on it, but at the moment she was slowly sliding down the knob which looked really funny as both of them looked at each other.

The black cat desperately tried to hold on, but wasn't able to and fell to the ground.

The scene of a SS-Class Stray Devil slowly sliding down and falling onto the floor was hilarious. This cat was someone who challenged gods together with Vali's team but right now, Yami was having problems holding in his laughter. This scene reminded him of cartoons.

"My, my, my dear cat. I see you are playing around before eating food…"

The cat had of course landed on her fours. As she saw and smelled the food in Yami's hands she instantly ran towards him and jumped at him.

However, Yami caught her head mid-air and now she was dangling while being held by her head. Peter would murder Yami for such a way of treating a animal. However, the current relationship of power needed to be established.

"First playing around in another person's room and then jumping at him to forcefully take his food… Aren't you a naughty cat."

Yami once again went over to his bed and sat her down on his lap.

"First I should feed you, you look really worn out and need to recover even if your body was healed. Next I think I should give you a name. After that…"

Yami didn't say the last part out loud as he took a spoon full of curry, blew at it and then put it in front of Kuroka. Curry isn't something one should give to a cat, but this was a Nekoshu so giving her such food was no problem at all. And the naughty cat herself instantly opened her mouth and ate the food.

The next moment her body started to vibrate a bit and her two tails started dancing frantically. Her eyes widen and her ears twitch.

After having tasted it, Kuroka couldn't wait for each spoon anymore. It just tasted too good and wanted to immediately eat the whole plate Yami brought with himself. However, Yami had already started holding it up, as if Kuroka was a child.

Right now the teasing black cat was being teased by Yami. He felt pretty good about it.

"Meow!"

Kuroka protested, however, she still needed to pretend to be a cat.

"Okay, okay. I will give it to you, but you are going to burn yourself if you just eat it right now… Oh right, I still need a name for you."

He put down the plate in front of Kuroka. And as he had said, the moment she came near the food with her nose, she could feel how hot it still was.

"Meow!"

She couldn't wait for the food to cool by itself. The one bite she got was just too delicious, better than anything she had ever tasted, 100 no, 1000 times better! She was even considering for a moment whether to use magic or just transform back to her human form, but as if reading her mind, Yami took the plate in his hand and then put it back down after a few seconds.

Kuroka didn't understand why he did this, but the next moment she noticed that the food was not only warm. She instantly started eating it. She didn't understand how he had done it, she hadn't seen him use any magic at all! But the moment she tasted it, everything else was blown out of her mind as she could only focus on the heavenly taste of the food. This food was enough to make her consider really becoming just his pet just to get to eat it every day. However, there was still her little sister and the Nekomata.

As she ate, Yami was contemplating what to do next. He couldn't go to Paradise with Kuroka in his room. And opening his rewards could also be problematic if he got something that appeared out of nowhere or his race changed or anything like that. Of course there was the Waifu-ticket as well, which he plans to only use within Paradise. And the body of the stray devil can't be forgotten either.

Thus he decided to make use of one of his most powerful skills! Kuroka had just finished eating and came back to her senses in a sense. She once again started to contemplate how Yami had cooled the plate. Since he was able to kill the devil he was definitely stronger than a normal human. Maybe it was a sacred gear of sorts? He could be the user of some very special and strong magic. Or another method? But the next moment…

"NYA!"

Yami had grabbed Kuroka's tail and started stroking it with his Wholesome God-Hands in a not so wholesome manner. And the cat's leg instantly gave in. Her breathing got heavier and her mind became more clouded. The tail was a very sensitive spot. Right now she was practically naked and was touched by this boy. And her body started to heat up in response. However, at the same time she felt a second hand slowly stroking her head which felt calming and relaxing. From her body and tail she was getting horny, and in her head she was getting drowsy and ready to sleep.

"I told you that I will punish you for being a naughty cat."

Even if she wanted to do anything at the moment, her body was already not responding to her anymore. It felt really good. She wanted to release the pent up warmth in her body, her lower body. But she also wanted to go to sleep at the same moment.

This skill was really too overpowered to incapacitate a near ultimate class devil… Well, she was still exhausted, in a state of relaxation and didn't fight back.

Yami was now certain that he could use different effects with both his hands through his intention while touching.

Within not even two minutes, the cat fell asleep while Yami could see the bedsheet get darker…

"Ts, ts, ts, my naugthy cat hasn't even learned how to use the pot yet…"

He carefully placed her on the bedend and then proceeded to take care of the traces. He didn't want to have any awkward misunderstandings after Yoshimura sees stains in his bedsheet. Yoshimura would probably think; "He is after all a boy in puberty." But Yami really didn't want that to happen…

Deciding that it would be the best to first take care of the body of the stray before it was found by someone, he went out of the window in his room once again.

Within a short time he was able to reach the place again and luckily the person was still in the place he belonged; the dumpster!

Not wanting to waste any time, Yami immediately used his skill and devoured the corpse.

[You have gained the Devil race.

(Demonic Power, Superior abilities, Language, Night vision, Wings, Holy weakness (Negated), Sun weakness (Negated)

You have gained "Basic Magic Knowledge"

You have gained "Basic Magic.]

Yami was already expecting this. But he was still a bit disappointed that none of the racial traits really benefited him since he already had superior power, Night vision, wings and auto-translation.

[The constellation "Google translate" are greet you.]

The good stuff was the magic. But he was certain that both of them were a lot lot weaker than his Ice magic meaning that they were useless for combat since they were just not strong enough. However, the Basic Magic was very useful outside of combat and he could use it in very versatile ways and it would fuse together with his other magic to become an even better magic. Meaning that his powerful Ice magic now had become even more versatile through the addition of Devil's magic. And the Basic Magic Knowledge helped him a lot as well and with this he would be able to learn further magic even easier. His current comprehension was already far beyond any normal human thanks to his Perfect Brain, but getting this magic into your brain this way was much better.

It felt as if he had already known all about magic since he was a child. Normally the brain wouldn't be able to handle this much information at once, but his Perfect Brain was well, perfect and didn't have such flaws, at least not for this much information. If it was more there may indeed be backlashes.

Yami was surprised by the amount of knowledge the stray had. This person had to be a very good magic user or a very dedicated researcher. Maybe he became a stray because of his thirst for magical knowledge? He was dead now anyways, so it didn't really matter. Yami had his powers and information now and that was what really mattered to himself.

The time was already past midnight and thus he quickly went back to the Anteiku since he wanted to go to Paradise and open his rewards and he also wanted to sleep in his bed once again after half a year in different inns. He did have his own house in SAO, but somehow the Antaiku he was only in for a few days felt more like home than any of the inns. Probably because of the people there. And he also wanted to sleep together with a certain black kitty who was still sound asleep and dreaming some lewd dreams.

With his supernatural abilities he just jumped up onto the window frame without making any sound. He didn't want to wake Kuroka up. Waking up a sleeping cat was a crime that has to be punished!

Especially if the cat was sleeping on your lap. You are unable to do anything! You have been conquered at that moment.

Yami didn't know whether Kuroka would be able to sense his Gate or Teleportation since he himself didn't really know how it worked. But he decided that he would have to try, if she did wake up and notice it, he would just take care of it later. At least it was safer if it was only Kuroka who noticed it instead of someone else if he did it somewhere outside. He had noticed that the Anteiku was surrounded by a barrier, but he needed several days to notice it thus it had to be a very special one.

He teleported inside of Paradise Paradise. It was completely silent. The reason for that was that all of them were asleep after their 12 hours of celebration. And a lot of these girls were currently sleeping in Yami's room.

Asuna, Leafa, Sinon and Alice had all waited for him within his room as he said.

And Eve had her fun since she got her payback with Asuna challenging Yami and him almost "destroying" her… The other girls couldn't last long either. They were too shy and Asuna was the first one to go and the first one to fall unconscious. After that both Leafa and Sinon "attacked" him with the knowledge they got from Eve, but Yami was like the 100th Floor boss against level 1 players they had no chance. All of their embarassment was washed away by pleasure and the innocent girls started begging Yami to "fuck me harder". Their whole mind was filled with nothing but his godly D… And if he had used one of his skills, their minds would probably have collapsed.

[The constellation "Sun Tzu" recounts one of the Arts of War: "With great power comes great responsibility. The responsibility not to break your partner that is."]

And the last one was Alice. She had stared at her king's almighty sword for a long time. For her, this was the final step in becoming Yami's perfect knight. At least according to Eve. She was his knight and wielded her sword for him she was his sword. And now she would become the sheath for his sword.

[The constellation "English Teacher" is applauding the perfect use of the stylistic device you are using.]

Even as a powerful swordswoman, she wasn't powerful enough to handle Yami's sword for even ten minutes even with the strengthened endurance of the evolution. And she was a virgin and this was her first time. Yami was just TOO POWERFUL!

Eve used this fact to further their resolve to get stronger. Now they had the same grand goal as all the other women in Paradise; defeat Yami in bed…

Alice felt great fulfillment at finally becoming completely Yami's and a warm feeling engulfed her completely... This was probably also because of Esdeaths and Raphtalia's influence.

After he was done with all of them, Yami opened the door to his room, prompting a lot of beautiful figures in seductive clothes or without clothes to fall inside.

Thus Yami had spent a lot of time fucking the brains out of Esdeath, Raphtalia, Mikasa, Tsunade, Hakekawa and many more demihumans. The SAO girls were still fast asleep since the pleasure seemed to have fried their brain for the moment.

[You have gained the passive skill "Kendo"

You have gained the passive skill "Sniper"

You have gained the passive skill "King of Knight"

You have gained the active skill "Sword Arts"]

These were the abilities he got from the girls. What intrigued him the most was the "King of Knight" skill. He probably got it from Alice, but he didn't know what it was and he couldn't see a description of it as well.

(Shouldn't it be a titel anyways instead of a passive skill?)

{Titles can only be acquired through your actions. God is the one who bestows them. They have certain effects. And if many call you by one such titel, God may add it so make sure to not get a strange titel, my husband. Fufufu~.}

Yami was shuddering at the thought of getting a dumb titel such as "Pervert" and maybe even being affected by this title… He needed to stay away from Tsunderes!

But it was already getting late and he himself wanted to go to sleep. He was awake for a long time and constantly kept busy. They killed the final boss, "defeated" Quinella, got back into Paradise, celebrated, he "took care" of a "few" women, and then he got back to the Main world, met Kuroka and and and.

On that note, Quinella was currently sealed within the 100th Floor of Aincrad which was floating above his head right now. It seemed to have appeared the moment he got the message. This was probably also one of the reasons he felt so drained since this world was still his soul after all.

But still, he had gotten three Gacha tickets from it! He couldn't wait to use them! The Waifu ticket would have to wait for a moment. He was drained, tired, had to go back to school tomorrow, it was already past midnight, the other girls weren't there as well. If he got a "problematic" waifu, the results could be disastrous! It wasn't easy to quench his urge and his desire for meeting a new Waifu, but he couldn't become careless!

{Yami, should I use the three Random Gacha? They are really random and can contain anything.}

"Dew it! Execute order 69!"

{Yes my lord!}

[The constellation "YEAH BOIIII" is excited!]

Yami had just closed his eyes. This was the best thing to do while rolling a gacha. It was almost tortue to see all the great stuff you could get and then get shit. Luckily, this one didn't turture him or show him what he could get. However, there was still the tense moment of waiting for the prize he got…

Finally he heard a sound and opened his eyes again. The message in front of his eyes read:

[You have rolled…

You have gained "Chess Pieces".

You have gained "Master-Servant Crest"

You have gained "Primordial Pure Blooded Dragon"]