Yu-Girl-Oh! Dawn of the New Ero

Author's Note: Yup, the title is a parody of Y*-G*-*h! Dawn of the New Era.

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Okay, enough for the joke.

Now I will list some new cards that the characters in the previous story, Yu-Girl-Oh! have got on their adventures in Isekai.

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First is from the Purrely Archetype:

Ranata: Sexpurrely Chaos MAXX Mindbreak

Kiseki: Sexpurrely Super Bukkake Shower

Chikane: Sexpurrely Ahegao Grand Happiness

(Author's Note: Sexpurrely is an even more advanced evolution than Expurrely, where all the cute furry pets transform into an extremely adorable beast girls whose cuteness alone can destroy the world 😍🌏🥰)

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Next is from the MILFfey Archetype (yup, their archetype names is a pun from archetype Melffy and the words "MILF" plus "Wifey" 😁🍻😂):

Ranata: MILFfey Cougry (Basically, a MILF Cougar Lady)

Kiseki: MILFfey Foxy (a MILF Foxlady, I know.... she already have a Nine tailed Foxgirl before. But, who in their right mind would refuse another fox waivu joining in the Harem? Not me, absolutely 😁🦊🤣)

Chikane: MILFfey Wolfy (a MILF Wolf Girl, yeah, another furry fluffy MILF waivu 😍❤️🥰)

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Moving on, we have the Himekishi or Princess Knights Archetype (yeah, I made this all up, but I think this archetype is already set in various other animes and games? and usually those archetype are paired with either goblins or orcs, somehow or the other 😅😂🤣):

Ranata: Himekishi/Princess Knight Chaos Luster Super Soldier (Basically, she is a lewd, mindbreak girl version of the Black Luster Super Soldier)

Kiseki: Himekishi/Princess Knight Branded Flame Virtuous Spellsword (Just imagine her as something like a sister of Blazing Cartesia, the Virtuous)

Chikane: Himekishi/Princess Knight Hammer of Justice Dragma Brave Saintess (Wow, her name turned out to be so long 😅 again, just imagine her as something like a sister of Ecclesia the Dragma Saint or Dogmatika Ecclesia, the Virtuous)

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Okay, next we will have the Elemental Dragirl Archetype, it's an additional Dragirls that the three protagonists got other than the two that they already have from their starter decks

Ranata: Dark World Dragirl Reignonyx and Naturia Dragirl Esmeralda (yeah, I know.... two chapters before I commented on looking down on the Greens because of their Green Hat, Green Tea and other Green Green Stereotypes..... come, come, roast me now, I eat my own words 😅💚🔥)

Kiseki: Flamvell Dragirl Rubynas and Borreload Dragirl Garnetia (so..... will the latter one be a Dragirl or a Mecha Musume? Or maybe she is just both of them combined 😅😂🤣 A Mecha Dragirl!)

Chikane: Sapphira Dragirl of the Ice Barrier and Nephritis Dragirl of the Ice Jade (Nephrite is a kind of jade, it is also the name of one of my two green tortoise pets, the other's name is Jadeite 🐢🐢🥰 I miss them so much.... 😞)

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Okay, next, next, we will have the Taimanin (Anti Demon Ninja) Archetype, basically they are like an all female anti demon version of the Ninja Archetype mixed with the power of card like "Getsu Fuhma" which can instantly kill any Fiend or Zombie-type monsters):

Ranata: Taimanin Asagao (anyone think of a certain nukige and nakige Taimanin games made by Lilith? 😏 Btw, last sunday on December 17th is Asagi's birthday 🥰🎉🎂)

Kiseki: Taimanin Kasumi (whoa woah, what are a carbon copy of Dead or Alive Main Heroine doing here in my Yu-Girl-Oh franchise? 😅)

Chikane: Taimanin Haruka (anyone knows or even play a certain ninja game made by AliceSoft and released on February 29th 2008? 🤭)

Hmmm... Now, now, why do all the girls from Taimanin Archetype comes straight from the other Hentai or Borderline Games, I wonder?

It's only now that I realized it after typing them here 😅😂🤣

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Finally, we have the Legendary Erotian Goddess Card! Yeah, I bet 99.69% of you all have guessed it right 😁 They are all based on the Legendary Three Egyptian God Cards from Y*-G*-*h! franchise 😎🍻 And without further ado, here they are:

Ranata: The Sun Goddess Dragirl

Kiseki: Osiris the Sky Dragirl

Chikane: Obelia the Dominatrix

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And next, after the Legendary Erotian Goddess Card, we will be moving on to their rivals, the Perverted Devil Goddesses! Here they are:

Ranata: The Deviless Morning Wood (No, she didn't have a morning wood 😅 she got that name because of her hobby to sneak around our MC' s bedroom to get on his bed at dawn to enjoy his morning wood 😂🌲🤣).

Kiseki: The Pervert Eroser (She is a perverted nudist who loves to go around and have a knack for stripping everyone on the enemy's camp from their equipments, effectively reducing their combat power).

Chikane: The Maso Avatar (Wow, Chikane have a Dominatrix Egyptian God Card and the Maso Devil God Card, they would make a very interesting combination on "night warfare" 😂🖤🤣).

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Now we move on to the Spell Cards.

First we will have the Spell Cards that works like Change of Heart:

Ranata: Diamond Decree

Kiseki: Ruby Order

Chikane: Sapphire Command

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Then, we will have Spell Cards that works like Monster Reborn:

Ranata: Amber Casket

Kiseki: Carnelian Coffin

Chikane: Jade Ankh (this is truly looks like a real Monster Reborn Card in Japanese Y*-G*-*h!)

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And finally, the Spell Cards that open the gate or arc to go to another place that they have already known before. Chikane already have one from her starting deck, but she will get another one later so she can make a two way trip by herself unlike the other two who need to wait for their cooldown cards to reset. They still can use a single card to teleport everyone, though 😅 Anyway, here we go:

Ranata: Amethyst Arc

Kiseki: Garnet Gate

Chikane: Pearl Portal

Wow, AA, GG and PP, their names turned out to have a nice shorts combination 😁 I totally didn't expect that when writing this spontaneously 😎📝🍻

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And last but not least, we will have the Triple Tactics Archetype (though in name only, they really don't have anything to do with the Triple Tactics Cards in the real Y*-G*-*h!). Those cards got their names because they are obtained three at once simultaneously by our three protagonists.

Ranata: Triple Tactics Mind Break (Destroy Enemy Minds, making them unable to differentiate between friends and foes) and Triple Tactics Hypnosis (I don't need to tell anyone here what they can be used for, right? 😅 In the right hands, this card function is more than just making target fall asleep like P*k*mon's Hypnosis 🤣)

Kiseki: Triple Tactics Rape (Strip the target from All of their Items, including their own Equipments on their body) and Triple Tactics Bondage (Make Target unable to move)

Chikane: Triple Tactics Drugs (Gives target a random assortments of at least three status ailments, ranging from poison, sleep, paralysis, confusion, etc etc anything what a forbidden drugs can do, including charm status from aphrodisiac 😅😂🤣) and Triple Tactics Kidnap (Banish target creature to different dimension).

And yup, everyone get two Triple Tactics Cards in their Deck Library.

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Wow..... just wow, I wake up in the middle of the night (12 pm to 2 am here on GMT+8) and used my time to write this chapter since I can fall asleep even though I am already tired taking care of my Mom the whole day....)

Turned out I still can make this chapter to be quite long at 1,330 words according to Webnovel Apps 😅😂🤣

Sigh..... I should use my time and this excitement to write a new chapter on "I was Sent by a Goddess to Mess with the Plots" 😅📝

Okay...., I will try to make tomorrow chapter later.

For now, I just want to have a good rest so I can serve my Mom better 😂🍻🤣

And No, it's totally not the kind of "service" you may think with your dirty mind, absolutely not 🤣

I am not a fan of "returning to origin" incest 😂

Even though I don't have any problems with drilling my girlfriend's mother twice on 2020 🍻

When everyone else in my country are having a General Election, I go to hotel instead and have a General Erection with her 🤣

Ooopppssss too much information 😅🍻🤣

Anyway, see you tomorrow~ 👋