Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Archive

One Day, a Duelist named Ranata is challenged by his white cat girlfriend named Mira to have duel.

With further ado, it's time to D-d-d-d-duel!!!!

Ranata: Ladies first, my love! (Draw 5 cards as my starting hand) [LP: 4000]

Mira: Okay, sweetheart, my turn first. I draw five cards as my starting hand too! [LP: 4000]

Mira: Hahahaha! This is my lucky day! I summon Witch of The Black Forest [Dark / Spellcaster / Effect / Level 4 / ATK 1100 / DEF 1200] and then I used Polymeryzation to fuse Witch of The Black Forest on the field with Lady of Faith [Light / Spellcaster / Level 3 / ATK 1100 / DEF 800] in my hand to fusion summon Musician King [Light / Spellcaster / Level 5 / ATK 1750 / DEF 1500] on my field.

Ranata: You..... You wasted 3 cards just to summon a monster that even a Sapphire Dragon can use as her easy breakfast???

Mira: Hm hm hm.... (Smug smile) I am not finished yet. I used the effect of Witch of the Black Forest! Since she is sent from my field to the Graveyard, I can search a monster with 1500 Defense or less from my deck and added it to my hand! And I choose Gemini Elf which have only 900 DEF.

Ranata: .... I still don't get the logic of your fusion.... How can 2 girls with contrasting personality, one is a dark witch and another is a devout priestess can be fused become.... A blonde rock star with punk hair using electric guitar as his weapon!?

Mira: Oh, you don't understand, sweetheart. Don't you know? You need a groupie to call upon a rockstar 😜

Ranata: Are you messing with me? What kind of logic is that?

Mira: Okay, okay, how about this, those two girls are lesbians and after having affairs for some time, they decided to held a dark and light ritual of creation to make a baby. But sadly, due to their contrasting personality, their lesbian love live then comes to an end and thus the baby is neglected, which in turn grows up to become a rock punk and a bad boy who is now called as The Musician King!

Ranata: ..... (Speechless at how his girlfriend can spun up a tale like this) You should stop reading those lesbian novels where the womans decide to make baby using a magic ritual..... I mean, seriously.... I think your brain have become rotten from those.

Mira: (pouting) say someone whose hobby is watching tentacle hentai. Compared to you, the novels I read are more normal.

Ranata: Hey! It's not like you are not enjoying that too? Do I need to remind you, the last time we go to the beach, you seems to enjoy an octopus playing with your backdoor while I am screwing your kitty in the seaside?

Mira: (blushing like a steamed crab upon remembering their latest outdoor "adventure" in the heat of summer).

Ranata: Anyway, are you done yet?

Mira: Nope! In fact I am just begin. Now I used Double Summon to normal summon the Gemini Elf [Earth / Spellcaster / Level 4 / ATK 1900 / DEF 900] I have just pick up to the field. And I equipped Fusion Weapon to my Musician King, increasing his ATK by 1500 points [ATK 1750 -> 3250]. Now I end my turn, your turn, my darling!

Ranata: My turn, I draw! [LP: 4000] (take a look on the cards in my hand)....

Mira: How is it? Can you defeat my 3250 ATK and 1900 ATK monsters now? (Smug)

Ranata: (smirk) We will see, honey. Now I use my favourite spell card, Change of Heart! And obviously, I will take your Musician King to my field. And then I used another favourite spell of mine, Scapegoat, to summon four Sheep Tokens [Earth / Beast / Level 1 / ATK 0 / DEF 0] to my field.

Mira: Oh my darling thief..... Not only does you steal my heart, now you also steal my monster (dramatic queen mode on).

Ranata: I am not done yet, my sweetheart. Now I add another equip spell to your Musician King as a gift of him changing side to me (smirk evilly). Can you guess what's my equip spell card is?

Mira: (widened her eyes) four sheep tokens on the field... Making it full.... No way... It can't be...!?

Ranata: Yes oh yes, of course that would be United We Stand! Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! With this, the Musician King's ATK is increased by a whopping 4000 points! [ATK 3250 -> 7250]. Now, Musician King, attack that groupie of elfs (points to the Gemini Elf)

*Twangggg* (Musician King plays the rock music, and the Sheep Tokens are chorusing in the background, adding their power with the magic of United We Stand, their cute "baaahhh baaahh" imbuing the shockwave from the Musician King's rock melody that soon crushed upon the twin eld in opposition and reduce his former Mistress's LP from a full 4000 to a 0)

Ranata: I Win!

Mira: Amazing, you are awesome, my love! (Throw her cards in the air before throwing herself to her lover)

Ranata: (catch Mira's soft and delicate body and startes kissing her all over her face and caressing her all over her smooth body)

Mira: Hhhnnnnhhhhh (purrring in bliss from her lover's touches and kisses)

*Author's Note: Do I Need To Write Their After Sex Play for the Next Chapter?*

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