Revelations to Self

"Are you drunk?!" I whisper-shouted. 

Jordan stared at me as though I had just spoken Latin. "No, I am not drunk." 

I stepped closer to him and sniffed once. "Then why do you reek of alcohol?" 

"I might be just a little bit tipsy." He pinched his thumb and index finger together. 

"You're tipsy enough to bring me a cake— something I wouldn't have imagined ever."

For a moment he looked a little taken aback. He titled his head in thought and said, "It's not for you per se. I got it for Maddy." 

I stifled a small laugh. "You got it for Maddy?" A small smile came over my lips. 

He bobbed his head like a kid and I laughed. 

°So today is the day when I find out what the drunk version of Jordan is like.°

"Well, sit here," I held his arm and sat him down on the chair right outside Maddy's room. 

"I'm not drunk, Rose," he deadpanned.