Chapter 11: Can I Touch You?

“Did you know that dolphins sleep with one eye open?” I asked Rosalie.

“...what?”

“Dolphins sleep with one eye open,” I laughed. I don’t know why but it was just so funny to think about. “Like what are you afraid of? Sharks?” I laughed even harder.

Rosalie stared at me weirdly.

“And apple juice can actually be really good for hydration,” I countered matter-of-factly. “So what I’m drinking right now is keeping me hydrated.” I don’t know if what I’m drinking is apple juice but that's what it looks like.

“..You still think you’re drinking apple juice?” Rosalie asked incredulously.

“Uh, yeah,” I rolled my eyes. “What else would I be drinking. I’m obviously not drinking alcohol. I don’t drink.”

“Levi... you’re drunk.”

“Rosie...no I’m not.”

“Yeah...you are.”

“No, you.”

“That’s not how that works.”

“I think I know how being drunk works bro.” I know my body.

“What are you drinking then?”