CEDRIAN POV
Finally I am getting discharged this afternoon, spending another night in here would have been hell. The doctor walks in and asks how I am feeling to which I assure him that I am fine and ready to go.
He checks that everything is okay and begins signing my discharge forms, "Doc you should also sign a medical report for me, make sure to alight that I almost died, the negative psychological impact am going through and that my chances of making babies here are slim.”
He looks at me surprised and asks, "I thought it was your girlfriend that kicked you, why do you need a medical report?”