Me PT 1

Go ahead and say it. Comment your frustrations.

You said about your friend before and you are talking about yourself now, that's stupid.

And to all those who do put that, I already put it in the description. This is in no particular order. So let me write what I want and get off my back.

So here it goes. A story about baka me. Near illegal me. And just plain me trying to get away from it by talking about it.

Quick word of advice. If anyone involved in this story decides to place a comment saying a sarcastic comment. Go ahead. I doubt you remember it exactly or anything else I remember about you. So I welcome more options.

Now, let's start.

I'm currently 24. This all happened a full decade ago. I was in 9th grade. A technically gifted student. And at 14 able to help my teachers with their laptops issued by the school. Well, one teacher went a little bit farther. She requested me to fix a problem with the computer in her back room.

No that is not a sex joke! Anyone comments that and I'll personally deal with you!

Ok. Let's continue.

So, she calls me to the back room and asks me to fix the computer. Apparently she was waiting two months for the school tech guy. That school was inside the second floor of a church. The guy should have had zero to do. But yeah, two months.

Nice job, Jose! You started this entire thing because you were late!

Ok. Ok. I'll do my best to stop typing like that, but my ADHD has me make jokes a lot whenever possible. Unless you guys want it to continue. Let me know in a comment.

So, I'm called in and left there for an hour while she heads to lunch. And I noticed a flaw in the computer. It could connect to the WiFi, but the school couldn't do anything to it. This teacher wanted me to fix it by blocking what was "too much". Well, I decided to do a bit more. First off, I unblocked flash player. And proceeded to begin unblocking game sites.

To clarify, I was not choosing lewd games. My main focus was visual novels. I've always been a weeb. But actually being able to use a visual novel without a download was something I could not pass up. So, I unblocked three sites alongside flash player and blocked off anything adult. She decided to give a test paper a week later. I finished typing it in the back room within a day.

Then I commandeered the computer to test what I did. I did it perfectly. So, I took the full two weeks of the assignment in the back room to be on visual novels.

Was I caught?

Not by a teacher.

Here's where it gets baka. I ended up getting caught by my best friend. He's a fellow weeb, gamer, and pretty much just as baka. I was on a visual novel for a show called Love Hina. And I had just reached a scene that was pretty lewd. Then he walked in. His first reaction wasn't laughing. It wasn't to rat on me.

In fact, he looks at the game and says he knows it. Says she's hot. And leaves without another word.

Let me just get that into your minds. My best friend not only didn't say anything. He decided to comment on the character and leave. Funniest thing I heard that day was after he left he actually asked to go to the bathroom.

But yeah, didn't get caught and had it going for weeks. Another month went by and I was able to do it to three other computers. And each class got a notice from the principal. Apparently messing with the computers was illegal and under the signature we put in the contract that allowed us to use the computers it stated we could be charged with tampering with school property. That's a one way ticket to juvie.

Now, no one knew it was me. No one could pin it on me because I was the star pupil. Little angel with the mind of a genius. All that. And the guy who got hit was Jose. The tech guy was fired because he allowed it.

Now, most people would be thankful they survived and got away.

Not me.

When Jose left, I left a message in his office. It was the words "Bye bye. I did it" written in binary on a paper.

This guy took it to the people who were his bosses. Saying to get someone who can read it. Here comes the principal. The principal knew binary. And he reads it and calls the cops. Jose was taken downtown for questioning. And I never saw him again. Later the same week I got caught. Sort of.

Wasn't my fault.

My idiot brother decided to try it himself and the school saw the change he made. So I basically just got a lot of yelling and then said I didn't do anything. I also said he doesn't talk to me or have my classes so why would I be teaching him anything. Then that he knew three people who were that knowledgeable in his class.

Ended up getting away scot free while my brother and his three friends got three months detention.

Basically, I was baka for doing it. Baka for testing the guy. And played baka to get away with it. Sometimes to catch a baka, it takes a baka.