Butter is bread lotion
Iida as added midoriya, todoroki, asui, and 16 others
iida: Hello fellow classmates, we shall only use this chat to discus homework and other school matters
kaminari has changed chat name to "butter is bread lotion"
bakugou has changer his user name to LordExplosionMurder
lordexplosionmurder: HAHAHHAHA
midoriya: kacchan shouldn't you make your name something a little less..violent??
LordExplosionMurder: YOU WANNA DIE NERD???
midoriya: sometimes✌️😙🥰😜
iida: midoriya are you ok?
midoriya: mentally or physically?
iida: both
midoriya: i'm🤡not🤡ok🤡in🤡either🤡way🤡 i'm🤡a🤡depresso🤡espresso🤡and🤡i🤡broke🤡my🤡arm🤡during🤡training🤡
mina: bby nooooooo
midoriya: eh it's fine i'm used to it💅💅😌
yaoyorozu: that's not good-
midoriya: sssshhhh
kaminari: ANYWAYSSSSSS
kaminari: todoroki....
todoroki: what
kaminarii: can i change your name?
todoroki: yea
todoroki: dont make it anything bad
kaminari: ok....
sero: we all know that they are gonna make it something bad lmao
(in this chatfic denki is gonna be nonbinary because i thrive off of non-binary denki✌😌)
kaminari has changed todoroki's name "icy-thot"
hagakure: LMAO KAMINARI I-
kaminari:👉😌👉
mina: todoroki i cant belive you didnt see this coming
lordexplosionmurder: well it sure does suit you....
icy-thot: >:(
icy-thot has changes lordexplosionmurder's name to "angrypomeranian"
angrypomeranian: PL*ASE CHANGE MY NAME BACK
yaoyorozu: did he really just censor the word please?
aoyama: ^
midoriya: ^^
icy-thot:^^^
mina:^^^^
Iida: I DEMAND THAT YOU STOP USING THIS CHAT FOR MATTERS THAT ARE UNRELATED TO SCHOOL!
kaminari has kicked Iida out from the group chat
kaminari:😎🤠
mina: LMAFOOOOO
sero: ^^^^^^^ = laughing my fucking ass off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off off
midoriya: ok-
uraraka:uhh kaminari you should add Iida back..
kaminari: i would but i don't want to❤️
kaminari: *dabs and runs around singing to the duck song*
jiro: ok so are we suddenly back in 2017💀😶
tokoyami: burh
tokoyami: Bruh*
kaminari: burh
midoriya: burh
uraraka has added iida to the chat
iida: thank you, uraraka
iida: I have decided that i cannot prevent you guys from using this chat unnecessarily, so I will let you use it for matters that are unrelated to school.
kaminari has changed tokoyami's name to "burhboi"
burhboi:..i am summon satan and have him annihilate you denki kaminari (you don't deserve capital letters in your name 😒)
kaminari: hah,,as if you would do that 🤡 and I DESERVE CAPITAL LETTERS IN MY NAME THANK YOU VERY MUCH 😤
kaminari has changed tokoyami's name to EmoBoi
EmoBoi: your on thin. fucking. ice. kaminari.
kaminari: i know >:)))
EmoBoi: *summons satan* ANNIHILATE kaminariiiii
kaminari: IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SOR- AKUHRBGAKGHEBAUBufbBGO8Y43GO8Ygo8gBGFOTgfiBOY8G4Oy
kirishima: are they ok,,?
hagakure: i doubt they are
angrypomeranian: heh even if dunce face doesnt make it out alive we can replace them with a pikachu stuffy >:)))
mina: IEHBVAIRBSIOU DID BAKUHOE JUST CRACK A JOKE????
angrypomeranian: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME RACCOON EYES???
mina: see y'all in hell cause imma get killed my bakuHOE-
midoriya: kachaan actually does have a sense of humor but he just hides it!
kaminari: IM ALIVE BITCHESSS
sero: yAYYyy
kaminari: wait a minute..mido youve know bakugo your whole life right?
midoriya: yeah pretty much,,why?
mina: are you thinking what im thinking denks?
kaminari: HELL YEAHHH
kaminari has added mina and midoriya to a new chat
mina: so midoriya..how much do you exactly know about our dear friend katsuki bakugou?
midoriya: i know so much that i could ruin his whole reputation ✌😗
kaminari has changed midoriya's name to "TeaPot"
mina: suits him
kaminari: now mido..why dont you give us some tea on bakugo..>:)
teapot: what will you give me in exchange?? i dont just do work for free 💅
mina: uhhh...
kaminari: OH I KNOW
kaminari: so tell me mido..do you happen to have a crush?? mina and me can pull some strings and find out if they like you back 😏
mina: we can do that for sureeee
teapot: i have a crushhhhh..but i dont know if i want to tell you..but you are my classmates and you wouldnt expose me,,uhhhh iejgrnailjebgaoiu ITS A MCDEAL
kaminari: YESSS
mina: YESSS
kaminari: omg mina we are telepathic twins 😌😌😌
mina: yUh
kaminari: ok ok so back to the good stuff,,
mina: so midoooooo..WHOS YOUR CRUSH? IS IT A GIRL, BOY, ENBY???? DO THEY GO TO UA??? ARE THEY IN OUR CLASSS?????? WHO IS ITTTTT??? SPILL. THE . TEA. SISTAAAAA!!!
teapot:iebgaoiebgoierhbgaeihgaiubekjdb
teapot: oh yeah i should prob tell u that im bi now that im gonna tell u who my crush is..✌😌✨✨
kaminari: CHAOTIC BI GANG✌😌✨✨✨
mina: HAHAHA DENKI U OWE ME 1000 YEN (about 10 american dollars)
kaminari: aw mannnnnn
teapot: wait wait wait..YALL BET ON MY SEXUALITY-
teapot: I-
teapot: now that i really think about it im not surprised op-
mina: bby ofc we did
denki: as a matter of fact we bet on most ppl in our class
mina: now now my children.. lets not get side tracked
mina has changed her name to mamamina
mamamina: who's the lucky personnn????
teapot: ailrjnfgaierjbgkacchanalrgjblaierjbgaijb
mina: HAHHAHA DENKI U OWE MEEE
kaminari:ughhh fine >:(
mamamina: first thing we need to fin out is whether bakugo likes bois
kaminari: I KNOW HOW WE CAN FIND OUTTT
teapot: ??
kaminari: we should have a class sleepover, play truth or dare and we have to ask iida what his sexuality is!!!
A/N lmfao im looking back a this and i just remembered this was supposed to be iidadeku
pretned that says bakugo cause its too good to delete
mamamina: omfg denki YOUR A GENIUSSSS (only sometimes though)
kaminari: thanks but HEY IM ALWAYS A GENIUS 💅💅💅
teapot:..sure
teapot has changed kaminari's name to genius🤡
genius🤡: i find this name very ACCURATE thank you very much
back on "butter is bread lotion chat"..
kaminari: do yall wanna have a sleepover tonight
yaoyorozu: sure! that sounds like a great idea to help us bond as classmates!
iida: as class representative i think that this is a great idea!
iida: sato would you mind making some baked goods for the class to share during the sleepover?
sato: sure
iida: if you will be attending the sleepover than say "I"
midoriya: i
mina:i
icy-thot: i
angrypomeranian: tsk..i
kirishima: wow bakugo its so manly of you to attend!! also i will be coming!!
everyone else: i