1, [Beginning]

I suddenly awaken with a jolt, and yell "What!"

I had just been in my room, studying for a test. When suddenly, the door opened and a man stepped inside of my house and shot me to death.

My life wasnt a good life, But it also wasn't bad. I had friends, family, a good paying job, All of that taken from me. Just like that.

Now, I am floating in a endless void. All I see is black.

"Hm, So this is the afterlife? More bland than I expected."

I look down at my "body" and all I see is black. No body to be seen.

"Why? Why did they have to kill me?"

I swore I would get revenge on them one day, I dont know how, or when, but I will.

A loud booming voice sounds in seemingly all directions at once and inside of my head, saying: "Greetings mortal, It is I, The god of revenge and reincarnation. I hear you have some....

Unfinished business. I am going to be giving you a second chance. Though celestial law dictates that I cannot reincarnate a human as a powerful being. But what I can do, is give you the

ability to steal other being's abilities."

"WHAT? WHERE ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? WHY DID I DIE?"

The voice softens a little and says: "I am nowhere, but everywhere at once. As I have stated previously, I am the god of revenge and reincarnation. And you died because of an unfortunate mishap on my end. I am terribly sorry."

"WHAT MISHAP COULD CAUSE SOME GUYS TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE AND SHOOT ME?"

The voice replies: "Mortal, They are some of my minions. They found themselves lost and thought your house was their target house. You see, There is a person in the area who has a very high

amount of negative karma, and they had to be exterminated. It was a simple miscalculation."

"MISCALCULATION? YOU BETTER MAKE THIS GOOD OR IM GONNA GET REVENGE ON YOU TOO!"

The voice laughs and says: "I like you, mortal. You can contact me at any time by simply willing it. You have also been given a system from those reincarnation novels. Goodbye for now."

I black out, and slowly regain conciousness.

"My limbs, WHERE ARE MY LIMBS?" I yell in my head.

[Your limbs do not exist anymore. You are a slime.]

"What? I SWEAR TO WHATEVER GOD THAT EXISTS, IF YOU ARE THAT SAME VOICE FROM BEFORE I WILL BE ANGRY!"

[I am the system appointed to you. All of my memories have been erased that would not help you in your quest for vengeance.]

"Why? Why did I have to die?" I say sadly in my head.

[Due to having the god's favor, you have been gifted multiple powers normal people don't get when reincarnated.]

"Oh? List them then!"

[The god has gifted you the following abilities: Me, The ability to absorb items and change them, The ability to Parasitize beings, And the ability to create smaller beings you have parasitised.]

"Wait a second, Wait wait wait wait WAIT! I got reincarnated AS A SPECIES I CREATED?"

I had used to be a writer. Just like many other people. I was obsessed with Dungeons and Dragons and writing fantasy stories. I had been working on this parasite slime race when I had been killed.

"Fuck. A cruel twist of irony."

"Wait, Why haven't you responded yet?"

[You have to be directly talking to me in order for me to respond. In the future, I may gain the clearance level to respond whenever.]

With the chat over, I decide to figure out how to move. It seems simple enough, Though it isnt.

"Alright, Time to figure out how to move."

I try leaning forward, and my slime moves a bit on the top.

"No, that won't work."

Next, I try to rotate my slime, and I begin to roll forwards slowly.

[Congratulations, you have earned the passive skill: [Roll]]

"By the way, How big am I? I remember making the parasitic slime extremely small when it was first born."

[You are the size of a cell.]

"And where exactly have I been reincarnated at?"

[Earth. You have been reincarnated outside of your house on earth. Though 50 years have passed since your death.]

"Earth? SHIT! The government is going to capture me and experiment on me!"