Bell test
The next week
Academy
Walking into class Iruka is already there with a list in his hand. Walking up the rows we sit next to our group. And iruka starts to say "Alright class today is a very important day as we decide your teams." and he goes on listing the unimportant npc until "Team seven will be Hinata Hyuuga, Sasuke Uchiha, and Naruto Uzumaki led by Kakashi Hatake. Team eight will be Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, and Sakura Haruno led by Kurenai Yuhi. And finally team ten, as team nine is still in rotation, will be Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, and Chouji Akimichi led by Asuma Sarutobi. Your instructors will be here soon to pick you up."
Knowing what's about to happen I set an alarm three hours from now with my watch. Turn to sasuke and hinata and say "You might want to get comfortable." Summon a pillow and blanket then fall asleep. Part of this is because I have nothing better to do. The other part is because I'm sure jii-san is watching with his crystal ball and I want to give more proof that I am who he thinks I am.
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Eventually my alarm wakes me. It's a simple seal after a set amount of time it sends pulses through my chakra, that shit could wake the deepest of sleepers, I know cause I tried it on shika once and boy did he go flying when he felt it.
Looking around my team is still here with sasuke having followed my lead into sleepy land I wake him "Alright man he's here wake up."
Looking at the door I call out "You can come in now no one here is going to bite you." Chakra sense is way too useful. After a second of staring at the door it opens and in walks Kakashi hatake son of the white fang and one of the eventual hokage.
"Maa Maa you couldn't just let me have a cool entrance could you?" Rolling my eyes at him as I stand up "Whatever, let's just get this over with." "Fine cranky pants, everyone on the roof" and as he finishes saying that he disappears in a swirl of leaves looking at the others they disappear in swirls of lightning and me in a swirl of fire and then we're on the roof with Kakashi looking rather surprised.
Smirking at him I let out "We've been training the past four years every weekend and break we got with the same intensity of ANBU training, With access to the entire Uchiha library, you're going to need to do more than a shunsin to impress us."
He narrows his singular eye on me before clapping "Alright then let's get to know each other's likes, dislikes, dreams, etc." Motioning to him I say "Why don't you show us how it's done sensei?" this is part of my planing with jii-san to convince kakashi i'm from the future as he says word for word what he does in the anime I say the simplified version as he is along with the truth under my breath, so for likes he says nothing particularly I say porn and being late for his dislikes he says nothing particularly I say trash that abandons their teammates and so on.
His eye narrows at me more and more as this continues once done he tells short, pale, and girly to go next that does not make sasuke happy as his eyes narrow but he goes anyway.
"I like tomatoes, training, and my friends. I hate feeling weak. And my dream is to beat my brother and get some answers out of him." Kakashi nods along looking rather surprised sasuke didn't just say he was going to kill his brother "Alright bluenette your turn." he points at hinata
She looks a bit surprised at the name but goes anyway "Well I like flower pressing, making medicine, and training. I dislike bullies. And I want to fix the divide in my family." nodding he points at me "Alright blondie your up."
Looking up in thought for a bit I start "Well I like training, fighting, and reading. I dislike idiocy. And I want to first become the strongest ninja of all time and then I'm going to fix the elemental nations."
Once more narrowing his eyes at me he claps his hands and goes off "Very well then training ground seven tomorrow six am and remember not to eat breakfast unless you want to puke." and then he disappears into a swirl of leaves once more.
Turning to hinata "Well he's totally stable, see you tomorrow." and I get grabbing sasuke and shunshin home in a vortex of fire.
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Me and Sasuke show up to the training grounds on time where Hinata is already waiting looking rather miserable, walking over I hand her akimichi nutrition bar packed with enough calories to power a ninja for half a day, all without tasting like shit.
As i'm handing it to her she looks at me and says "Sensei told us not to eat." so I poke her head "Noooo he told us not to eat if we don't want to puke. But the thing is these nutrition bars will be completely digested by the time he gets here so we'll have nothing to puke. Speaking of time we got some so eat up and then we'll warm up so we'll be ready when he gets here."
Looking conflicted her stomach growls and she rips open the wrapping and does as I say. Once she's done eating I get us all to do some stretching to warm up and then we have a light free for all spar to get a sweat going and start our digestive tracts up.
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By the time he shows up we've all got a light sheen going and he claps to get our attention. "Well well my cute little students I am glad to see you so full of energy as you are going to need it. Today I am going to test if you deserve to be ninja with these." he pulls out two bells from his pockets "Those of you who aren't touching one of these two bells by the time noon rolls around pass those who don't fail, got it?"
I look to the others and nod they nod back then we turn to him "Alright? Ready set go~!."
Hinata and Sasuke jump back as I rush forward summoning four clones who circle around him "Alright lesson one taijutsu" as he says this he pulls out his orange book.
I rush in before my clones summoning a bo staff causing his eye to widen, smirking I say "Rule one never play fair." saying this I bring the end up to strike at his arm holding the book that he grabs with his other arm he goes to say something smug but his eye narrows as he throws me back and spinning heel kicks a clone that had snuck up on him.
With his back turned I rush again desumoning my staff I strike two left straights and a right hook he blocks the first two and grabs my right after which I flip up catching his chin with my foot sending him flying towards a clone that has summoned a blade but he notices and forces it to move with some thrown kunai.
As he's in flight I summon loads of clones all of us use the basic fire and wind bullet ninjutsu amped to a thousand. His eye narrows seeing what has basically gathered into a fire storm closes in around him and just as it strikes he kawarmis with a log.
Hinata and Sasuke appear next to me as he appears across the field with a massive smoking crater between us. Hinata hands me two bells that I lift to show him "Looks like you lost sensei." I have the biggest shit eating grin.
Looking to his side where he sees nothing he looks back to us and shunshin's in front of me with a frown "How." It's one word but the meaning is so deep.
With a smirk I replied "Simple I distracted you sasuke put you under a genjutsu and hinata grabbed the bells. Don't be too hard on yourself sensei my teachers have always said I was a distraction. Plus the uchiha are known for their genjutsu, especially with their eyes, and hinata has always been quite the genjutsu only made it harder to sense her."
He shakes his head "No even if I was in a genjutsu I would have felt her grab the bells" "You see sensei with perfect chakra control like my beautiful assistant here has you can form chakra scalpels without emitting any chakra that are sharp enough to cut through a falling thread with no resistance at all."
Honestly he looks rather pissed he was beaten by three twelve year olds. "That doesn't change the fact that there are only two bells, so which of you get to graduate?"
Grabbing a bell in each hand I hold one of sasuke and hinata's hands. "All you said was that we must be touching a bell by noon to pass. So pass all of us or fail all of us your choice." that should appeal to his demand for friendship.
Looking at the other two he asks "And you two agree with him?" they nod, he closes his eye for a second "Very well you all… Pass." he said trying to build suspense for a second but failing. Smiling, I pull Hinata and Sasuke into a hug "Well done guys, I told you we could do it."
Kakashi did his little eye smile. "Yes yes, go celebrate, have your little party I have to tell the hokage you passed." and he disappears in a swirl of leaves. "C'mon guys let's go have some bbq." and we set off.
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Hokage's office
"So kakashi how did it go?" hiruzen asked with a little smirk "He's just as scary as you said hokage-sama, if the fight went any longer I feared I would have to break a sweat. But honestly I'm more surprised by how they got the bells, showing the talent of the other two as well."
"Umm kakashi you still have the bells. They're on your hip." the hokage says. Reaching down grabbing at his waist, Kakashi says "No there no… those tricky little bastards." "HAHAHAHA!" the hokage bangs his first on his desk laughing.
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With team seven
"So Naruto do you think he'll not let us be ninja when he finds out you tricked him?" Hinata asks.
"Nah his favorite saying after 'those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash' is 'always look underneath the underneath.' Besides, he also lied, the purpose of that test was to test our ability to work together, not our skills."