14-year-old Zack Thornwood's life is turned upside down one day after baseball practice when he spots an 8-fingered man with a hole in his head disappear into the ground. Hole-in-Head Man is quickly followed by Xander Moon, a self-titled 'Hunter of the Dead' who explains that there are tons of dead people walking around pretending not to be dead. They look alive, they act alive, but they are most definitely not alive, and this is most definitely not a good thing.
Xander gives Zack the ability to tell the dead from the living through their unique odor (he smells dead people) and the two follow Hole-in-Head Man (whose name is Gus) into an ancient tomb hidden underground in the middle of suburbia. There they beat Gus to the prize contained within--a squishy spleen. The spleen is one of the legendary 14 Pieces that, when assembled, create The Osiris Machine which will bring about the end of the world.
Zack tries to go back to his normal life, but when Gus tries to kill him in the middle of a playground, he discovers the Deadly Dead are not through with him just yet. When Zack touched the squishy spleen, the location of the next Piece of the Osiris Machine was more or less downloaded into his brain. Gus and the people he works for, including the mysterious and utterly evil Miss Bubbles, want that information, and they will stop at nothing to get it. 
The Chronicles of the Deadly Dead is created by David Neilsen, an eGlobal Creative Publishing Signed Author.

The Chronicles of the Deadly Dead

Shocking, I know, but after all the time I’d spent assuming she was dead, to actually look down at her lifeless body was a bit of a shock.


Her legs were flopped over and crossed in one of those sick poses you generally only see when someone’s fallen from a great height. They’d just dumped her on the floor, which I felt was completely disrespectful. Not that I would have expected them to encase her in a gold coffin wreathed with fresh-smelling flowers or anything, but they could at least have laid her flat and covered her with a sheet or something.


I knelt down next to her and tried to straighten her legs, but rigor mortis had set in and she was stiff as a board. If Cecil was right and they’d killed her right after they’d taken her, then she’d been dead for three days. They were obviously leaving her alone assuming that in another three or four days she’d wake back up and join their undead brotherhood.


“Is that your friend?” asked Xander.


Chapter 63: Dead Girls Are Heavy