I should really stop. I'm a little farther past tipsy than I meant to get. Alex is worse though. Lana won't even notice me with Alex here.
“Dude, this one or this one.” Alex shoves the magazine into my face.
“Not so close.” I push the magazine away and hold it out in front of me. There's a black suit on one page and a grey one on the other. “I think…” I burp. “I think you should definitely wear a...black one.”
“I was thinking the same thing, but Shaina wanted me to think about a grey one, because she said she wants to wear a blush dress.” Alex burps. “So, she said to pick a few black and a few grey ones.”
“What even is blush?” I shake my head.
“It’s like that really light pink color.” Alex takes another swig.
“How do you even know that?” I throw back the rest of my beer and set it on the bottle on the table.
“I'm much more in touch with my feminine side than you, and that is offensive that you—"
“Shaina told you today, didn't she?” I interrupt him.