Awards

Joyce Knightly: March 3rd, 20XX

Archer hobbled up to the stage with an awkward expression as the adults around him stared him down with corny expressions of pride. Just looking at this scene, one would think that they had all watched Archer grow up from diapers to the fine young man he currently was.

"And today, we are pleased to present the young Sir Warrick with a certificate of honour! And well as a scholarship for the next year!"

Those cheapskates. He was barely a freshman; would it have killed them to at least cover the next three years?

"The young Sir Warrick put his health on the line to fiercely protect his classmates from the horrors that might have otherwise occurred despite only having spent a day at this new school! This is what one calls true school spirit! A young hero has emerged from the ranks of this here North high, and we are ever so proud to have him among our ranks!"