WolfsBane

A loud banging sound could be heard from the trunk of an old car that was parked inside an abandoned warehouse.
The inhumane rocking of the car was accompanied by a muffled scream.

"Shhh... Be quiet..."

One said as she slowly opened the trunk and pulled the poor lady out from it. The two suspicious characters that were wearing clown masks tied the poor lady in the middle of the floor where a big pentagram was scribbled.

"MSHGGSKKSSSSH!!!!"

The poor lady made a desperate attempt to scream but it was to no avail. One of her assailants had the heart to remove her gag but the first thing that she asked as soon as it was removed was,

"Is this a prank??? I know it was you, Cassie. That shirt is mine."

As soon as she heard her name, Cassie removed her mask.

"Ana, don't panic. We will just exorcise you, okay? Calm down. After all of this is done, we could just all pretend that none of this ever happened in the first place."

"What?!!!!!! You're crazy, Cassie!"

"NO! Look, you tried to strangle me with a belt last night. But don't worry because I don't blame you for that. You were possessed and right now we will exorcise that demon out from your body."

"No-----mmmpphhhh"

Before the lady named Ana could even speak another word of protest, Cassie already gagged her again with that same piece of cloth that they used before.

"So what are we gonna do next?"

"You have to pee on her?"

"No way!  I would never pee on my best friend! Jared, that's insane!"

"Then let us just all forget about this whole exorcism thing then because it was clearly written here. Instruction No.1. You have to mark the subject with your own scent."

ANA:        ____(O_O')_____
CASSIE:    ____(~_~")7_____
JARED:     ____(--,)_____

The Last Demon Slayer

Most of the time, I care not for those who was around me. As long as I had a place to keep myself cozy and fed, that was all that matter.

In fact, it was for this reason alone why I decided to join the demon slayer guild, in the first place.

Yes, I am aware of the risk I am imposing myself over this seemingly shallowness of mine and maybe many would reckon, that if this was all I am after all along,  then it was not exactly worth all the trouble.

Well, let us just say what was life without taking risk every once in a while? Would it not just be plain and downright boring?

Besides, living a run of the mill kind of lifestyle was not particularly my cup of tea.

If only you had known me, then you would be all aware that I would kill for a chance to spice my life up. I detested anything that was prosaic and bland, as well as all the things that lied in between of it.

It's a mistake to underestimate the humankind