Chapter 34 : These witches cut my hair?!

Today started like any other; wonderfully quiet.

I was just relaxing in my bed, sighing peacefully because of how heavenly my bed is. Sure, I felt lighter than I had since I had come to this wonderful world, but I just likened it to be less stressed on this fine, rainy day.

Those bitches.

So, feeling floaty and lighter than yesterday, I decided to get up and spend a while swi--bathing in my wonderfully large roman bath.

And as I made my way there, through my giant walk-in closet, I happened on a wonderful and big golden mirror in my marble closet. And I screamed. Because someone cut my fucking hair.

My HAIR! Who does that? I mean, second graders with scissors, sure. I was even one of them, but this is certainly a professional cut! Like they even SHAVED the back!

I'm not crying. Your imagining things! You certainly can't hear my sniffles.

My hair.

ಥ_ಥ

I'm certainly not sulking in my Olympic-sized poo-roman bath waters.

Nope.

I shall get to the bottom of this, or everyone will payyyyy!