2.23.50 - Sharkie (2) - Mr. and Mrs. Jelly

Mia, an abnormally beautiful woman with long wavy black hair, in a silk nude tank top with shorts, was feeding her black cat in the luxurious apartment. She got a phone call from her unpredictable Boss, who rarely calls her. She picked up the phone nervously, "Mr. Xuan Mu?" Instead of a magnetic voice, she heard a soothing one.

"Miaa~. Bing Shi here. Today, after work, let's go shopping! Xuan Mu agreed, isn't that great? Or do you have any other plans?" Bing Shi sat behind the kitchen table while Xuan Mu was at the entrance, waiting for the nutritional breakfast to be delivered by Fenlin.

"Why me?" Mia furrowed her brows; she had no plans. Men looked at her with lust, while women were jealous of her beauty. There were some girlfriends in the past, but as soon as they got boyfriends, they pushed her aside. The only person who she usually spoke to was Xuan Mu, who could be scary at times, and Bing Shi, who she didn't understand.

"Huh? Oh, because you hate me. Xuan Mu wouldn't allow me to go out with someone who likes me. He has you trained. So...yeah...that's it." Bing Shi waved at Xuan Mu, who came back with three meal boxes. A box of fruits, a box with toasts, and sweet potatoes. He squeezed a lemon into his water, while Bing Shi had water with mint and cucumbers, grabbing some utensils, he sat down next to her, listening to their conversation.

Mia was rendered speechless with Bing Shi's honesty, "You don't hate me?" She caressed her cat, with her slender fingers. Yes, she moved on from Xuan Mu, she wouldn't be able to be a girlfriend of such a strange man.

"No, I don't hate you, why would I? Oh, you mean the accident before? It was our fault, not yours, haha!"

"..." Mia wanted to open Bing Shi's brain and look inside.

Xuan Mu reached out his right hand, his voice was loud enough for Mia to hear, "Bing Shi, give me the phone."

Bing Shi protested, "No, I didn't finish!"

"It's my phone, give it back." He seized the phone from Bing Shi's hand and waved it at her provocatively.

"At least let me copy her phone number," Bing Shi reasoned without moving an inch.

He shrugged his shoulders, saying, "Bing Shi doesn't hate you; she doesn't even like you. She feels nothing towards you."

Mia got shivers running down her spine when she heard the frigid voice. She noticed. Xuan Mu would be deadly dangerous whenever Bing Shi was near someone. When Bing Shi was alone, he'd be the sweetest person ever.

"Xuan Mu, you monkey! You are scaring her again! No bananas for you. Bing Shi no, anything but my bananas! Watch how I'm eating all your bananas! Noo!" Bing Shi exchanged the box with unfinished bananas for the phone. While Xuan Mu ate his banana slices, she apologized to Mia, "Sorry. You are one of the closest people to us..."

"But still far apart," he chimed in.

"Xuan Mu!" Bing Shi glanced at him with an 'Are you serious?' look.

"..." Mia didn't know what to think of this predicament.

Bing Shi narrowed her eyes at him in warning as she consoled his assistant, "Mia, don't be scared, he is just joking..."

"I never joke," Xuan Mu sent Bing Shi a flying kiss with an 'I love you too' look, taking a bite of his banana with a provocative smirk.

Bing Shi put her hand inside of his pants, shutting him up. Xuan Mu looked down at a tiny hand inside of his pants, seeing nothing, feeling everything, finally, saying nothing. He continued to eat his bananas in silence. "Hello? Are you laughing? Mia?" she asked.

"I'm here," answered Mia.

"Are you going? Your Boss will be there too, as a third wheel, hehe," Bing Shi flashed a smile at his shocked expression.

"Eh, fine," Mia agreed.

"Great! Xuan Mu, say something to Mia," Bing Shi placed the phone in front of his face, "See you later, Mia."

"Yes, Mr. Xuan Mu," Mia answered.

"Call me Xuan Mu."

"Yes, Xuan Mu," Mia reflexively answered with fear in her eyes.

"Mia, bye-bye," said Bing Shi.

"Bye-bye," Mia hanged up with teary eyes. Why did it felt like they wanted to befriend her?

"Mia is a good girl, isn't she?" Bing Shi munched on her sweet potatoes. She took out her hand from his pants and went to the sink to rinse it off, "She sounded lonely."

"Who cares?" Xuan Mu looked down between his legs, "Bing Shi, who is going to put MuMu to sleep?"

"Xuan Mu, you are so cold. She is going to be our first friend," Bing Shi sat back next to him and looked between his legs with a giggle, "We can't spoil MuMu too much, let him go to sleep by himself."

"What, friend? Isn't she going to be our plaything?" Xuan Mu drank his lemon juice in ignorance.

Bing Shi looked at him with wide eyes, "Oh, my god. No, she isn't! At least not for me. No wonder she is so scared of you. My boyfriend is a psycho."

"You are not scared?" he smiled dangerously, "Not, going to change my mind?"

"Even if I wanted to, I can't. That psycho stole my heart," Bing Shi continued to eat leisurely.

He chuckled, "No, that psycho never tried to steal your heart, you didn't have one to begin with." He grabbed his phone and showed her a picture of the world's largest icebreaker. He leaned over and whispered to her ears with his magnetic voice, "This. Is what I used to conquer, not your heart...but your mind."

Bing Shi looked at the picture for a few seconds, leaning towards him, she kissed his cheek, "Aw, that's the coolest thing ever... I wonder how can people like us, love so much? It doesn't make sense."

He accepted the kiss with a satisfied grin, "Because we make each other happy, by feeding each other chemicals like dopamine, serotonin..."

"Stop it; I hate chemistry. Now, I feel like an animal, hm... At least I got to choose who I want to trade them with," she kissed his chin, filling her heart with his love.

"Also, everyone who gets a taste of a Bing Shi is doomed. I'm not an exception." Xuan Mu's grin grew wider when he got another kiss on the corner of his lips; she continued to drown him with affection. "Bing Shi, I love you so much. I can't even describe it .... Mmm...B-..." She gave him a deep hot messy french kiss; the one he liked the most, "Mmmm... Bing S-Mmm....Mmm." He placed his hand at the back of her neck, kissing her back passionately. After a while, he pulled out his tongue, "Ew, your potatoes were too sweet."

Bing Shi made a sour face, "Ew, your lemon juice was too sour."

"I need more serotonin," Xuan Mu said in a severe tone.

"I think I need more too," Bing Shi nodded and took a bit of a sweet potato.

"Once more?" he drank the whole cup of lemon juice.

"Sure."

They connected their lips with closed eyes, parting their lips at the same time. After their tongues grazed against each other in a slow-motion, they closed their mouths with a grimace. They continued until the fake grimaces and ews changed into happy grins.

"Last one?" Xuan Mu asked.

"I would like to finish my breakfast," Bing Shi refused.

Xuan Mu started to eat his toast, "I didn't want to kiss you anyway. Who needs sweet kisses? This toast is more crunchy, more flavorous, and those eggs, and tomatoes... So tasty," he chewed the toast in grievance.

Bing Shi chuckled and pecked his lips, "Don't talk with a full mouth."

His lips curved upwards into a devilish grin.

After the breakfast, Bing Shi cleaned up the meal boxes while Xuan Mu fed his tiny shark, declaring, "Bing Shi, our Sharkie, needs a girlfriend. He told me he is lonely."

Bing Shi turned around from the sink, "What are his preferences?"

"A big girlfriend, preferably the biggest."

She laughed out loud, "How about we give him MuMu? They would be a great combo."

"Bing Shi, you almost gave Sharkie a heart attack! Don't worry Sharkie. We'll find a way to persuade her," said Xuan Mu while throwing a fish into an aquarium.

Covering her mouth, Bing Shi continued to laugh.

"See Sharkie? It's working. In no time, you'll have a big fat girlfriend," Xuan Mu fed their Sharkie while making Bing Shi giggle at the same time.

Both of them drove to work in a good mood, each in their separate cars. Surprisingly, they arrived on time, all thanks to Xuan Mu's time management.