How does it even work?

[Congratulation user!]

[Mission accomplished: Talking to a member of the opposite gender not including family members for the first time in user's life]

[Reward: Blue balls. Better luck next time]

Lucas was so astonished that he had fogotten about Celia.

He just sillently headed to his desk and sat down.

Luckily for him, Daerin was too busy laughing his ass off to notice his stiff face.

In fact, even if he did, he would just think he was in denial.

'Ok what the fuck is happening? Can no one see this weird screen??? And did it really just mock me?'

However, just when he tried to put his arms through the screen, to see if he could touch it, a sudden pain travelled from his nether region all the way to his stomach.

'Motherfucker'

[Time remaining for reward: 29min 59sec]

[Congratulation user!]

[Mission accomplished: Interact with the Dating Simulator System]

[Reward: Full tutorial on the system interface]

[Downloading...]

[Download completed]

Lucas's vision suddently went black and he appeared in a bright white room. The room, which was 5 square meters, was completely empty. That is except for light panel in the middle of it.

Lucas being completely bewildered at what was happening, tried screaming for help. Sadly it was as if he was in a dream, his screams being muffled as if he was in water.

After a couple of minutes of futile resistance, Lucas finnaly calmed down and started looking around. Noticing the semi-transparent screen, he decide to go towrds it thinking he had nothing to lose.

[Congratulation user!]

[You have been chosen as a suitable candidatefor this interface]

[This system's goal is to make you a womanizer, able to pick up any girl you see on the street]

[And to reach this goal you will be assigned 3 random missions according to your level, you will have to choose 1 of them]

[For user to get into this space say: System Space]

[To leave system space, user must say: Leave system space]

[To Accept Mission, Accept reward, Spend points in Shop: User needs to be in the system space]

A character panel then appeared in front of him.

__________

[Name: Lucas Villin

Age: 17

System Points: 0

Experience: 0/100

Level: 0

Character points: 0

Looks: 8 (-4: Reputation of a degenerate)

Physique: 1 (A bit stronger than a child)

Charm: 0 (Would make a girl revolted)

Intelligence: 4 (Would make one loose faith in humanity, although user's bullshiting skill are top notch)

Reputation: -4 (User couldnt hold himself bakc and watched porn everywhere, a disgrace to the Villin name)

Abilities: N/A

Overall Evaluation: A lame excuse of a human]

__________

"That fucker is definetely messing with me"

Lucas angerly thought, but the mission tab and the shop tab suddenly attracted his attention. He then hastly pressed on The mission tab.

[Mission available:]

[-Kiss a girl

Mission description: Kiss any girl with looks of 6 and above and make your father proud.

Reward: 20 xp, 1 common roullete spin]

[-Bring a girl home

Mission description: To stop making your parents worry about your mental health, bring any girl, no matter how ugly, home and present her as your significant other.

Reward: 10 XP, 10 system points (If looks are bellow 5, reward is halfed)]

[-Second base a girl:

Mission description: Touch intimately any member of the other gender (Can be done over clothes)

Reward: 20 XP, 20 system points, 1 random character development booster]

'This is impossible...'

'But if i consider this in a long term prospective, any of them can be achievable'

Feeling dejected, he chose mission 1 as that was the mission he was most likely to succeed in.

However, it seemed as if luck wasnt with him.

Making the other 2 missions disapear, new text appeared next to mission 1.

[Mission chosen:]

[-Kiss a girl

Mission description: Kiss any girl with looks of 6 and above and make your father proud.

Reward: 20 xp, 1 common roullete spin]

[Time remaining: 29 days - 23 hours - 59 minutes - 59 seconds remaining]

Not knowing the consequence of not completing a mission, Lucas starting feeling flustered.

Trying to forget about the bomb he may have activated himself, he tried clicking on the shop tab, however, it seemed that the system was hell bent on trolling him.

[Sorry user, the system shop is not accessible until user reaches level 5. User doesn't even have any system point, was user planning on window shopping ?◉_◉]

Feeling even more angry than earlier, Lucas shouted "Leave system space" And as if it was magic he was back in the real world.

What he saw was supring to say the least. He was certain to have spent at least 10 minutes in the system space, however, Darien was still laughing his ass off and trying his best not to die of asphyxiation.

'Is some kind of property of the space?'

Feeling his head going numb, he decided to put that matter to the side and start berating Darien for his blatant lack of respect.

However, he was sundendly reminded of the nasty reward the system left him, as he held his groin from the pain.

'I swear i'm going to have my revenge for this'

Lucas then stood up, and staggered to ward the classroom door as he headed to the bathroom, to save himself from further embarassment.

Following the signs on the wall, he painstakingly walked towards the toilet.

Entering one of the many cubicles, he sat on the toilet.

After vhecking the condition of his jewls, he started swearing so much that he would put a sailor to shame.

'Motherfucker really made my balls blue'

After the longgest 15 minutes of his life, he suddenly felt better, as if nothing happened in the first place. And checking his familly heirloom it really did seem like it.

'I should probably refrain from angering the system, lest i really lose the abillity to pass on my familly name'

Lucas thought with sweat dripping from his back.

He then stood up and headed back to class.